Ben

@burriscommaben

Improv guy ΞΞΞ Person with a real job, family, set of feelings ΞΞΞ Avid podcast consumer, famously lactose intolerant

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Ben@burriscommaben· 5d

"Don't Piss in my Pocket and tell me it's Raining" in the "Now that's what I call music" font

Ben@burriscommaben· 15d

Yeah, Jesus ain't say to do that

Matthew 6:5-6, basically "keep that at home"

Ben@burriscommaben· 19d

New all-purpose segue just fropped

crystal, the Panda girl that works at Hooters and shot a walrus and is also dressed way too nice to be dressed down by noel, says "You said you were hit by two cars?"

Ben@burriscommaben· 23d

wiifit saying I haven't logged in in 3509 days

Ben@burriscommaben· 25d

Believing in my heart if hearts this was a flash forward from after he fumbles

Ben@burriscommaben· Jul 12

Ben@burriscommaben· Jul 8

the tree law comic but it says "hippo law"

Ben@burriscommaben· Jul 7

maybe he's not dead, maybe he's having a rough recovery from an elective surgery

Ben@burriscommaben· Jul 7

byzantine art of Moses and the burning bush with a speech bubble

Ben@burriscommaben· Jul 7

Take me down to the Parallax city where you can't see the grass but I can because the pretty girls are not between me and the grass

a diagram showing the Parallax of how I can see the grass but the hypothetical viewer cannot

green grass above
a red girl in the right side of the midground
at the bottom a blue eye labeled "me" with a straight-on view of the grass, a pink eye labeled "you" with a view of the grass obstructed by the girl

Ben@burriscommaben· Jul 7

Jeez, why would they leave his remains hospitalized?

headlien: Mitch McConnell remains hospitalized after more than three weeks

Ben@burriscommaben· Jul 3

Love to check on the score of the game and be told LIES by a dumb computer

Ben@burriscommaben· Jun 30

The new Star Fox but if the Dutch took over space

Ben@burriscommaben· Jun 30

He talks a big talk about hating the pool algae but look at this

Donald Trump next to his good friend the Algae

Ben@burriscommaben· Jun 24

bad comic inspired by real events

a comic on a sticky note. a wood pecker says "oh hell yeah, a tree" then as it zooms out the woodpecker says "yep" then "this is a tree" as it becomes clear the woodpecker is in fact on the side of a house

Ben@burriscommaben· Jun 16

Mrs. [Dropout], are you trying to seduce me?

notification from Dropout that says "My Husband is out right now"

Ben@burriscommaben· Jun 6

private w; MDA of the Rorschach dragonfly division

Ben@burriscommaben· May 27

they film their sex tape on one of these

WILLIAMSON KINEMATOGRAPH COMPANY: hand-cranked 35mm ciné camera, c. 1910, f7.5 lens folding Newton finder, wooden lens cap

Ben@burriscommaben· May 22

inside each of us there are two voles

a hole in white armor thinking "make not waves"

a hole in black armor saying "prithee, what?"

Ben@burriscommaben· May 21

Is it cold in there?

Ben@burriscommaben· May 21

The level of deep "yeah that makes sense" characterization in the Noel Goes to Hooters Arc needs to be studied. Also this mural

a cute mural entering a hospital that says "traumatic brain injury" "sleep apnea" "can we" "gum disease"

Ben@burriscommaben· May 17

Ben@burriscommaben· May 12

I'm not as complete on my Swanboy Lore as I'd like to be, has it been established what sort of animal Jesus was in the Swanboy world?

a christian necklace on a lizard woman's neck with a hairless cat's bulging anxious eyeball in the foregeound

Ben@burriscommaben· May 10

Ben@burriscommaben· Apr 27

Swanboy comic, Noel's snake dad sadly orders a blue moon

Ben@burriscommaben· Apr 17

This is the most devastating collection of throwaway jokes I've ever seen. In reddit fights, notifications on, with users "Skin Conditions" and "FalseMessiah"

Noel's emails depicting arguments in reddit forums with the individual notifications sent to email and a customer experience response email from Insomnia Cookies

Ben@burriscommaben· Mar 20

Trump take Roadtrip

Gas prices March 19th 2026 at a gas station off Route 66. Regular gas (87) is $6.899

Ben@burriscommaben· Mar 16

Ben@burriscommaben· Feb 22

the sweetest moments with this cat are punctuated by the thought "you used to live in the trash"