Titanius Anglesmith 🍉
@burtmacklinsob
Fancy Man of Cornwood. Anti-Christian, Pro-Quivering. "In my defense, it was my birthday. And I really wanted to do it."
All due respect to Shohei, the greatest signing in Dodgers history:
Imagine your aura being so magnetic that you can facilitate a £120 million deal with a glance
Feel pretty good about this. Apologies to Gone In 60 Seconds, my toughest cut. Also, yer boi's barely seen a non-Marvel film post-2010.
I'll always love you, but now I must raise my step-children: Alexis, Mac, and Allister.
Everyone agrees Player A is the perfect striker target this summer and worth well over 100m. Player B has multiple people on here saying he can't play as our 9.
Hey gurl, how do you feel about Alexis, Mac, and Allister instead?
Either he's so in his own head that his limbs are paralyzed or we need a recall on all French radar guns.