Anal Roberts@buttholemuseum· Jul 13 Greg Land successfully reawakened my crush on Spider-Man because... he's bouncing on it, right?
Anal Roberts@buttholemuseum· Jul 12 I saw Dinosaur jr again last night
Anal Roberts@buttholemuseum· Jul 10 Not to make light but damn, this is COLD
Anal Roberts@buttholemuseum· Jul 6 Anything can happen *plays 15 bass riffs and keyboard while singing*
Anal Roberts@buttholemuseum· Jun 25 Why do they call it indecent exposure? I was told it was pretty decent!
Anal Roberts@buttholemuseum· Jun 21 Happy father's day. I did talk to my dad. I got him beer, bourbon, and a weed concentrate vape. I also went back to Branford for like six hours.
Anal Roberts@buttholemuseum· Jun 20 Shall I compare thee to a summer's penis
Anal Roberts@buttholemuseum· May 28 Crazy that I have a chest now
Anal Roberts@buttholemuseum· May 26 smoking on that shit that made Tom DeLonge
Anal Roberts@buttholemuseum· May 19 Accidentally bearmaxxing on the first 80 degree day of the year
Anal Roberts@buttholemuseum· May 15 The last one is Passing Strangers
Anal Roberts@buttholemuseum· May 1 Also end of the week. 28 months alcohol free.
Anal Roberts@buttholemuseum· Apr 30 April! Almost posted hog! Whoops!