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Butt Praxis@buttpraxis· 17d

Well, I’ve discovered where NYT journalists go to recruit the worst people you’ve heard from as sources and it’s exactly where you’d expect

Nextdoor Post with the following text:

Kami Rieck
Upper Pacific Heights • 19h. Edited • ®
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I'm a journalist for The New York Times and am hoping to talk to people who have been offered or accepted a tenant buyout in 2026 from a landlord because they live in a rent-stabilized unit. Please reach out: kami.rieck@nytimes.com
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Victor N. 19h • Lower Nob Hill
Rent Control can have ill effects.
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Butt Praxis@buttpraxis· 27d

Very funny that this dude loved the look so much his friends were like “look at Torquatus Manlius” over here and it stuck

The Roman Titus Manlius in 361 BC challenged a Gaul to single combat, killed him, and then took his torc. Because he always wore it, he received the nickname Torquatus (the one who wears a torc), 23) and it was adopted by his family. After this, Romans adopted the torc as a decoration for distinguished soldiers and elite units during Republican times. A few Roman torcs have been discovered. 24] Pliny the Elder records that after a battle in 386 BC (long before his lifetime) the Romans recovered 183 torcs from the Celtic dead, and similar booty is mentioned by other authors. "!

Butt Praxis@buttpraxis· Jul 27

Butt Praxis@buttpraxis· Jul 10

Good news: the kidnapping victim was able to access legal support thanks to neighbors being on the ball with the rapid response hotline! If you’re in SF, save 4152001548 to your phone along with the acronym SALUTE, which tells you what to report: Size Activity Location Unit (e.g ICE) Time Equipment

RAPID RESPONSE HOTLINE
IN SAN FRANCISCO
IF SOMEONE IS DETAINED BY ICE CALL (415) 200-1548
To provide urgent legal support to the person, call and share: their full name, birth date, country of origen, and case number (A #) if you have it
FOR ACCOMPANIMENT IN IMMIGRATION COURT OR CHECK-IN
CALL (203) 666-4472
As community volunteers, we can accompany you to any immigration appointment in SF (we are not attorneys).
FAITH IN ACTION
BAY AREA
TOGETHER WE ARE STRONGER
UNITED EDUCATORS
OF SAN FRANCISCO

Butt Praxis@buttpraxis· Jul 9

ICE kidnapped someone in broad daylight in San Francisco Tuesday morning, right next to a popular breakfast spot. They’re abducting and killing people again all across the country. I haven’t been able to get any information on what happened to the victim

Photo shows four masked, black-clad goons forcing a person into a gray, late-model Dodge SUV with California license plate reading 9FSF689

Butt Praxis@buttpraxis· Jul 7

Please congratulate me on finally making a stuffie that looks like the one in the book

A large cotton fleece stuffed black cat (loosely; its body is more baby doll shaped) lies on the open pages of a sewing instruction book. The pages show a picture of a stuffed cat that looks slightly less silly but not much less

Butt Praxis@buttpraxis· Jul 4

CAUTION RE: REESE'S
We have received numerous comments surrounding the nature of these Reese's and their flavor. It is believed that these Reese's Peanut Butter Cups no longer taste the way they “should" because they share a meta-package with other such candies as Jolly Ranchers and Twizzlers. There is a potential that strong flavors from these other such candies herein named have seeped from such aforementioned packaging through the seemingly porous packaging of the multitude of Reese's Peanut Butter Cup's. It is also believed that Twizzlers and Jolly Ranchers are invasive species to this land of candies.
Necessary research is currently being done to determine if this is, indeed, the case.
Consume at your own risk

Butt Praxis@buttpraxis· Jul 4

Jeez, people really go nuts for Caesar Salad Day (Full text in alt)

Ready your gullet😛and get the oil🧴: it’s the 1️⃣0️⃣2️⃣nd 🍆GIRTHDAY🥳of the 🥗CAESAR SALAD🥗. On July 4th, 1924, CAESAR CARDINI🧍‍♂️ was hot🥵and bothered😮‍💨 after a dinner🍽️ rush🏃‍♂️left him short on supplies. But LIL CAESAR💪 put his whole 😳CARDUSSY😳 into it🥣 and invented🔬 the 🥗CAESAR SALLY🥗 on the fly🤩 with what he had. MFs went 🤪crazy😝 for the drop👊. Shawties💁‍♀️ worldwide🌎 wanted a taste👅 of Caesar’s 💦special sauce💦 and now it’s gone 💿MULTIPLATINUM🏆in kitchens and buffets everywhere📍. Don’t use 🙅‍♀️ancHOE-vies🙅‍♀️ unless you’re a 🗣️FAKE FAN✋ cause bro only☝️ used Worcestershire🫙, this ain’t some 🥴Paul Newman😵‍💫 bottled bullshit💩. So lettuce🥬 celebrate🍾 a legend🫡 by forwarding this to 5️⃣ people you’d🫵let toss your salad😏. Get 0️⃣ back and you’re flakier than a crouton🤭. Get 5️⃣ back and get your grind💃 on like some black pepper🌶️. Get 🔟 back and you’re shredded💪like parmesan🧀.

Butt Praxis@buttpraxis· Jul 2

We got him a toy one to take on vacation a couple years ago and he immediately did Terry Richardson shit with it at the hotel

Butt Praxis@buttpraxis· Jul 2

Five year old asked to borrow the phone to “take some pictures” and returned with this

Photograph of a plastic shuckle figurine genuflecting before a pear shaped eraser in front of a backdrop of tree drawn with crayon on white paper. The shuckle is two inches tall in real life but it fills the whole bottom 2/3 of the photo

Butt Praxis@buttpraxis· Jun 25

We need the billionaire tax so the architects of the present misery will move to Texas and experience what they have wrought instead of this

The ten day forecast for San Francisco, which does not go about 71 degrees Fahrenheit

Butt Praxis@buttpraxis· May 22

Very sweet punk kid wandering around bestowing balloon critters on children. “No one taught me to make balloon animals. I figured it out myself.”

Orange balloon animal crab whose mouth is formed by a large trapezoidal void. It has stubby feet and weird little claws. It’s perfect

Butt Praxis@buttpraxis· May 19

I would never joke about something this serious

A small light-skinned person with dark hair stands in a hallway wearing a white floral Edwardian corset cover and brown linen cycling bloomers from a 1900 pattern. The pants, which are more au courant than I expected when I started them, have very wide legs and cinch right below the knee

Butt Praxis@buttpraxis· May 11

Louie. Reskeet if you agree

Louie, a large, fluffy seal-point cat with pale blue eyes and a habitually angry expression, dangles his handsome little white paws off the edge of a hideous, cockroach-colored console table we got at the thrift store. It is not perfect, but Louie is.

Butt Praxis@buttpraxis· May 8

I will have no peace until I have constructed this outfit

1890s Ad for cycling supportive undergarment showing a woman wearing cycling bloomers and the kind of corset we are told did not exist until the 1950s. Text reads:

Graceful as the
New
Woman
all the time-at work-a-wheel-in negligee-
is she who wears a
Bicycle Waist

The most sensible garment ever invented.
As shown in cut, it
comes only to the waist, leaving the lower part of the body absolutely free. Elastic at sides, it Bage buttons for atachment of
Sizes, 18 to 30-Waist Measure
Price, $1.00
Sold by all leading dealers or sent prepaid on receipt of price.
GAGE-DOWNS CO., CHICAGO

Butt Praxis@buttpraxis· May 8

Love Through a Prism has convinced me I need the bicycle that Lili rides, specifically. Bike knowers: what’s the closest currently existing bike to an 1890s safety bicycle? A step-through Dutch cruiser? I know one of you freaks must have the answer

Still from Netflix anime series Love Through a Prism showing the heroine wearing burgundy cycling bloomers, brown blouse, and lace up boots I would commit actual crimes to own, pedaling an 1890s safety bicycle down an English country road while the male lead stands on the back axle(???? What is he standing on?) and leans forward with his hands on her shoulders

Butt Praxis@buttpraxis· Apr 20

Time is a flat circle

Reddit post from 2022 that reads “my stupid lil disposable vape came with an NFT, for some reason”

Butt Praxis@buttpraxis· Mar 6

Even if Claude did have consciousness and anxiety (it doesn’t), so does Chester, and I wouldn’t let him choose bomb targets

A grouchy, fluffy white cat poking his head out of a box that is too small for him. He should not be trusted with military or any other type of decision making

Butt Praxis@buttpraxis· Feb 14

I’m tired and it doesn’t know a lot of butterflies or specific placoderms

Butt Praxis@buttpraxis· Feb 5

Not everyone is happy with the move

Chester, a cat and idiot, has wedged his fuzzy, stupid body in between the refrigerator and the wall. He will not come out and his cousin Louie, (also a cat, apparently not an idiot), has eaten all his food

Closeup of wedged Chester so you can see how embarrassing he is

Butt Praxis@buttpraxis· Feb 5

Cropped image of a bluesky moderation email. It has been edited to say:

Hi there,
Thanks for reaching out.
Here is
(An image of a pig defecating on its own large testicles)

Butt Praxis@buttpraxis· Jan 29

No work tomorrow. No shop tomorrow. Get in the streets for all of them. Get in the streets for him

Five year old Liam Conejo Ramos, legal resident of the United States, sleeps sick and feverish in an unheated prison far from his home

Butt Praxis@buttpraxis· Jan 27

Hey @vanhollen.senate.gov, I know he’s not your constituent, but Minnesota senators don’t want to be child rescuers for some reason so can you get this sweet little boy and all the other kids from the concentration camp in Texas? Thanks. @amyklobuchar.com, @smith.senate.gov, bring this baby home

The picture of 5-year-old Liam Ramos being abducted by armed, masked men

Butt Praxis@buttpraxis· Jan 21