Joe Hasson
@buzzsawbravado
Undisputed Master of the Jungle Ambush 📼 Comic Writer & Wasteland Mutant 📼
Buying grey market blu rays of out of print action movies to stave off the various mental illnesses
- Be named Warhawk Tanzania, objectively the coolest name to ever exist - Star in a horror/kung fu/blacksploitation flick about an ancient demon living in a subway - Never star in another movie ever again despite objectively having the coolest name to ever exist - Don't elaborate
wretched beast has been bathed, but at what cost? (he's angry with me now)
Video game box art doesn't look like this anymore and we're worse off for it as a society.
Ghoulies 3 broke new ground by asking "What if we take our little cheapo 80s monsters...and drop them into a 90s frat house boner comedy?" No other rubber beast gremlin knock off since has been brave enough to follow in their trailblazing footsteps.
Valiant just continuing to step on every rake in front of them like they're Sideshow Bob.
we're getting unfiltered bat shit Aykroyd creativity again. I hope this thing is like 2000 pages long. Let's GO.
New hobby: getting way too invested into long out of print horror ttrpg's based off the cover art alone. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beyond_...