Brian W. Kelly
@bwpkelly
Husband, father, hardcore left. Trump is the disease, and is an existential threat to democracy. Blue no matter who (almost, almost). Mets fan. AI is Satan. Love dogs, have a senior dog now. No DMs from folks I don't know, please.
This is what I said to my son as I bought him his first Mets jersey: #MetsSky
Happy Jason Pierre-Paul Day. Keep it safe my friends. Except for a certain douchebag who should choke on a bag of dicks #IndependenceDay
You know, if we really read and understood the Declaration of Independence on the 4th, Trump would be unemployed by the 6th. And here's my dog, because you people like dogs.
I have never been less excited about the 4th of July in my entire life. Just have to keep resisting...
How cool is this? The Lovely Mrs. Kelly & our son Conor hit me up with a perfect early #FathersDay gift. #MetsSky #LGM. It was a thrift shop find, and she almost lost her mind when she found it! Brand new, never used.
Let’s go nature! CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP! Let’s go nature! Get biblical on that obscene display of vulgarity at the White House tonight!
Scored a major addition to my growing driftwood collection last night….pretty happy about it!
Woof and Meow from the Tuxedo Twins, Brodeur the Barking Frenchman and his little sister Bingo.
Every time I see a new picture of the White House, I'm sure it's some AI bullshit. And then I just get even angrier when I realize, nah, yeah, it's fucking real. Jesus Christ.
Anyone who voted for this douchebag has forfeited the right to have a margarita tonight. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Republicans are asking for another $70 billion for ICE, while we're all reading grocery store circulars to see what's on sale so we can put food put on our tables. Every single Republican seat that's up for grabs in November had better be hotly contested, tell you what.
@hntdove.bsky.social Hey Harry, I would really appreciate it if you could upset your whole publishing schedule and let me & others have your next book tonight, instead of on the 16th. I finished my current book today when I should have been working. I know, poor planning. Thanks, Yer Ol’ Pal Brian
I just wrote a big ass check to fund the most fucked-up government I've ever lived under in my entire life. And I've been around for a while...
The Tuxedo Twins were pleased to be assured they had Easter baskets too.
Well, the UCONN did well, and our Metsies are pretty okay! #LGM A pretty good sports night at our house!
April Fools Day has been cancelled, because any hoax you may think up will pale in comparison to the foolishness we see out of Washington on a daily basis. And none of it is remotely funny,
#NoKings - where are all you fine people going? We'll be at Brookfield, CT at 11 AM, and then at Danbury. CT at 3 PM.
Oh man. It was a sad day indeed when I had to cut off most of my hair to avoid that David Crosby look.
Why is this douchebag #Trump surprised that no one wants to back us in sorting out the aftermath of our surprise attack on Iran? As if China is going to bail our asses out. It would be laughable if not for the callous indifference for the loss of life worldwide economic disruption. #StraitofHormuz