Byron

@byronic

Leftist punk-ass CSPAM poster. Kicking down the door and here to help. max level just below the rich decision makers. Lower class, low class, punches above weight class; disallows false modesty. excatholic. "reasonable, if wrong about stuff" [he/they]

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Byron@byronic· Jul 6

eh, stay safe poverty ghost

the Anime Dad (@zoomyramen) tweet from 2016 with "what it'd look like if only Tim Buckley voted in the election;" it's a US map of states colored to indicate loss [the infamous comic, not the word]

Byron@byronic· Jul 4

Oh YouTube captions, you extremely delayed devil

Season 1 episode 3 of taskmaster on YouTube with the incorrect and highly delayed caption [screams]

Byron@byronic· Jun 24

listen to boonta vista

Homewood, Alabama's new sign that looks basically like a toilet with what I think is a chemical shower directly overhead

Byron@byronic· Jun 22

This absolutely incredible AI slop shirt (and a wonderful handmade cap from the youngest) combined for a great Father’s Day

Handprint cap made with love, and a slop shirt that reads (in part) “my hubsam and I DIVORCED for registich reason”

Byron@byronic· May 14

Choose your starter duck

Simplistic Pencil doodles of three ducks; the first has a flower growing out of its head, the second has an angular striped tail and is breathing electricity, the third has a dinosaur tail and is breathing fire

Byron@byronic· Apr 18

Won round 2 with ease. Owls is good

Magic cards Stirring Hopesinger and Abigale, Poet Laureate. They are very synergistic and very Owl.

Byron@byronic· Apr 18

Won round 1 2-1, after getting hosed in game 1 and sure I had made bad choices Then this little owl dude showed up and carried me through

Magic card Stirring Hopesinger, an academic owl humanoid floating through what I guess is a magical classroom setting

Byron@byronic· Apr 18

I like the art on whatever these are. Giant growth is an OG, and Helping Hand made it easily into my sealed deck

Helping hand magic card with stark line-art of a person being pulled up (or pushed off of) a cliff face

Giant growth with stark line art of a squirrel getting HUGE.

Byron@byronic· Apr 18

I’m glad I picked the aggro option because this is way more a “me” style deck at least on paper than other choices would’ve been. 41 cards, 16 lands, mana curves out at 3

A W/B magic deck built from a sealed pool; I will try to type out the full card list after the event is over and include it in a separate reply. Very aggro heavy, many birds.

First four cards out, not included in main deck - ulna alley shopkeep, snipping page, rehearsed debater, rapier wit

Byron@byronic· Apr 10

I'm always trying, rarely succeeding

a screenshot from the Venture Bros. where The Alchemist is wearing an open-collared beach shirt and admonishing Dr. Byron Orpheus, who is standing rigidly upright and faced away from the camera wearing his usual over-the-top sorceror garb. The Alchemist is shrugging his left hand and saying "Come on, Byron, Don't be so ding-dong serious all the time!"

Byron@byronic· Apr 6

A post from @byronic.bsky.social that reads “Bluesky down, Claude down should both be funny whether they’re independent of each other or not. Who cares, enjoy the ride. #hugops doesn’t apply here”

Byron@byronic· Apr 4

I only partially understood this assignment

an altered cover of the book 'Baseball and the American Legal Mind.' The baseball player appearing in the act of swinging a bat on the front cover is augmented by crude MSPaint-style drawings of bear ears, bat wings [or fairy wings, not drawn well enough to differentiate], a bee stinger, and cat whiskers. The list of authors is modified in the same bad drawing style to include John Scalzi

Byron@byronic· Mar 11

Slay the Spire 2 is a welcome breath of fresh air in [gestures at everything]. I'm so happy to see placeholder art drawn by humans in a game instead of AI slop, and I hope they keep an option to leave the placeholder art on (or unlock it as alt art) Also necrobinder 4 life. Perfect class.

a cropped slay the spire 2 screenshot, with MSPaint-style art of a scythe-wielding liche raising both hands in an appeal to an enormous dragon with horns

Byron@byronic· Mar 6

perfect in every way

https://youraislopbores.me prompt "draw a big one" is followed by a well-shaded MSPaint style drawing of a large number one

Byron@byronic· Mar 6

youraislopbores.me is a great teaching tool. although I intended my favorite animal to be a cat I think it came out more like a squid

Byron@byronic· Feb 24

Her statement:

Jessica S. Tisch (@NYPDPC) writes: "The NYPD is aware of certain videos taken earlier today in Washington Square Park showing individuals attacking cops. I want to be very clear: The behavior depicted is disgraceful, and it is criminal. Our detectives are investigating this matter."

Byron@byronic· Feb 17

no worries, I fixed it

A post on Threads by Cory Booker that reads "Here is to the decency of past presidents and the urgent need for us to have this again." The picture reads "I miss seeing this kind of dignity & grace from a Republican President." The alteration of the original image replaces George W Bush with Jimmy Carter.

Byron@byronic· Jan 5

Man I miss karate And all the defunct teams I love

Poster wearing a Pittsburgh Maulers shirt and a Hosting Oilers beanie, holding a toddler. The background is the world oyama karate dojo

Byron@byronic· Dec 31

Is it region locked or anything? I'm in the US

Byron@byronic· Dec 25

red hot Christmas-style chili

Byron@byronic· Dec 24

oh man, I can't believe I missed out annually on slightly less than a bank makes from a single returned check

An ad proclaiming "You could have saved [33 USD] in the past year with Amazon Business"

Byron@byronic· Dec 22

Every so often I make a lunch that is Ominous

An egg and turkey sandwich on a black plate; mustard is drawn (badly) in the Japanese “to be continued” as seen frequently in anime

Byron@byronic· Dec 22

I won't post the originals here because _ew_ there was a moment where you could make burger king generate an AI version of your burger, and it definitely looked like what you posted

circa 2023 Burger King custom whopper with wildcat cheese, phone remoullade, cat taco, cat remoullade, catfish, catfish cake, tuna, fishcake, and an impossible(TM) patty

Byron@byronic· Dec 19

oh, that's ok, I can help. Looks like you removed your post mistakenly, so I've helpfully re-added it with alt text

The post from nirgalm25 that nirgalm25 removed from the quote post in this thread for some reason. It is an incredulous question asking why people think the economy is worse. It also misspells Volcker Shock

Byron@byronic· Dec 6

So proud of my kid

A child is holding up an enormous stop sign in a winter parade

Byron@byronic· Nov 27

Post something random and have an awesome december

Sailor Scouts drawn in a stylized fashion, each under a zodiac sign

Byron@byronic· Nov 16

Some days the shirt ain’t no help

Byron@byronic· Nov 15

a something awful forum account's worth of dollars. I hope we get more unique donors and more people not worrying about food

a gofundme screenshot showing Byron donating ten USD; the rest of the screenshot is gofundme's ad copy, which I will not repeat here

Byron@byronic· Oct 26

[thinking very hard voice] is disability bourgeois?

a twitter post from user NLH2224 that reads "And let’s say that you finally get all the proletariat together, internationally form and international DOTP, what’s stopping them from exercising leverage of disabled people who by definition can’t be proletariat?"

Byron@byronic· Oct 20

This got deleted before I finished posting, so... screenshot