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e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶

@bzooty

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e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶@bzooty· 26d

literally me, guys

aaaaaa 1950s? cutesy illustration of a kitten on its back, playing with a ball of pink yarn

e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶@bzooty· 27d

Learning more about Steiglitz' affair with Georgia O'Keeffe, and then with Dorothy Norman, a patron of the arts (pure voyeurism) --> me making this dumb picture (not work-related, off target, but maybe it's all part of my charm?)

Cover of my forthcoming reference book "Becoming a Patron of the Arts for DUMMIES"

e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶@bzooty· 29d

Brazil Mentioned meme, but for Williamsburg!

e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶@bzooty· Jul 12

Let's all vote for @actualnames.bsky.social

J.O. Tingler for Sheriff poster from 1950s

e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶@bzooty· Jul 11

"Means hoofed it to Smithfield, where he used two different handheld scanners to digitize the ham, and a tabletop NextEngine scanner to digitize the peanut and a historical bottle of rattlesnake oil."

Digitize the ham
Digitize the peanuts

digitize the peanut

e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶@bzooty· Jul 7

Thus the fray
I can go lower

e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶@bzooty· Jul 7

Wish I had one of these for Quaker meeting

e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶@bzooty· Jul 1

Chair itself wasn't all that bad, but

Go on

e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶@bzooty· Jun 26

Disgusted Barbie

e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶@bzooty· Jun 24

Woke up this morning feeling like a blueberry pancake flounder, and here's my drawing of that

e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶@bzooty· Jun 23

My therapist thinks that I have ADHD, but I remain unconvinced. I'm pushing 40; I can't just suddenly develop something like that. Seems way way overdiagnosed imo. Anyway, check out this desktop garbage receptacle I made for my office.

I haven't even begun to peak. It's a receptacle made of compostable catering shit standing on a fork tripod.

e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶@bzooty· Jun 21

e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶@bzooty· Jun 21

Peninsula-maxxing this weekend

salt(life)-of-the-earth

e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶@bzooty· Jun 20

My 12-y/o neice was like "🙄All boy characters?"

1980s maybe toy ft Sesame Street characters

e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶@bzooty· Jun 19

MAP HAUL LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOO

e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶@bzooty· Jun 19

Boom operator

e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶@bzooty· Jun 18

Shout out to my gouttelettes✨️🐳

Color coded terror threat level chart but its flow-and-pad sizes

e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶@bzooty· Jun 17

Always Be WatchingJurassicPark

Chef Goldblum and Laura Derrrrn

e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶@bzooty· Jun 13

Pilot Butte, Chester Butt

e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶@bzooty· Jun 5

Office Siren

e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶@bzooty· Jun 4

Don't talk to me until I've had my eggquarium

Hard boiled eggs in a jar of ice water

e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶@bzooty· Jun 4

We have reached an important milestone in parental injuries.

A kids rollerskate

e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶@bzooty· Jun 2

my outfit today, my hair fluffed

e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶@bzooty· May 28

Is it Spicy happiness in the f o r m of noodles Or will I F i n d spicy happiness in the noodles?

Shin noodle cup, with a backronym for SHIN

e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶@bzooty· May 27

757ers can have 7 hot dogs sometimes as a treat.

Only 6 dogs per person yall

e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶@bzooty· May 26

HEAD LIKE A HULL

Spooky plushy peanuts

e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶@bzooty· May 26

Here at Ellen Enterprises we're on the bleeding edge of novel pimple placement. Debuting today, our new ocular orbit model ✨️ 🪐

I have a pimple very close to my eyeball

e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶@bzooty· May 21

Plushy peanut.

e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶@bzooty· May 13

Who dropped a beet?

Feet with Beet

Beet

e̵L̸L̸e̵n̶@bzooty· May 11

sorta like this?

how I wish to be babied: a corgi puppy strapped to some kind of stretcher, and she looks pleased!