Usi Haagenti, the Caffiend
@caffiendmonster
Coffee monster! 18+ only. Minors DNI. I like big weird things and furry art. If you're sex negative or right leaning, you are probably not going to like me. Conversation friendly
Happy 8/8! Vore is something I can dig but my mood and the overall tone and scenario for it has to be very specific, usually something that isn't too lasting or focuses much on the vore itself, more so the end result. Either way, let YOUR freak flag fly. Credits in the reply to the post.
🎶TAKE ME TO CHURCH🎵 Delri's hedonistic cult does take many forms. The ecclesiastical theming is in ironic jest, or just "what is known and comfortable" in the modern zeitgeist. Her name is tentatively Eden - formed a pact with Delri to help grow his flock. By @rompinpomps.bsky.social
A demon version of another character, oo. It tends to draw out certain tendencies in him. By @dazcandy.bsky.social
By @bobertotter.bsky.social Ursa and Freja and an alt that has a funny little Daisuke monkey buried under all that. Fun fact, Freja is canonically wider than taller than Ursa if his were-curse isn't acting up. She's one of the largest non-supernatural characters i have. Daisuke is bobert's
It's REALLY hot outside. Canonically Usi is no where near this large on a day to day (some shenanigans from other characters not withstanding), but sometimes it's fun to just be extra large and beastly, what can I say. by @bobertotter.bsky.social
I got a cool custom drone/robot from @deltatango3d.bsky.social Working idea is that he's a humanoid turned android via Usi's Nu-U company. He goes into hazardous places to clean radiation/toxic whatever but it seems to have """""""weird"""""" side effects on him. Not like he minds!
Ursa the Ranger Bear says: Only you can prevent me from getting really mad at you for not smothering your fire right. If it feels warm, you didn't put it out right. Do it again. Or else. by @bobertotter.bsky.social
Bulk this, cut that. IDK bro I just do what seems fun. Big muscle-gut usi and Boxer hanging out! by @broadsword.bsky.social
Big revenant punk possum! Psycho meatball that she is, she has a fun side if you can get past her dangerous proclivities.. by @rompinpomps.bsky.social
Sometimes your Were-Whatever curse doesn't turn you into something else, it just makes you more of what you already are. Weird! By @minhde.bsky.social of my Were-Whatever dude in his bear form.
@juicybubble.bsky.social did this curvy cobra mom - another form of my shapeshifting milf - who can only shapeshift INTO milfs. It can be anything at all. But it has to be a milf.
Choose your flavor of Bat Boss! By @rompinpomps.bsky.social
Figured it would do me good to have at least one 'normal' Usi picture. Even 'normal' Usi is still unusually tall - that's a normal sized coffee cup in his claws. Probably in a scaled-up office kitchen after-hours, contemplating yet more coffee. By anonymous, posted with their permission.
Usi's head HR manager for both Belfry Brewing Company and the reformed Nu-U Pharmaceuticals is a real battleaxe, freely employing both the carrot and the stick to keep staff in line. No one ever gets 'the stick' under Usi's watch - but the "What if" is enough. by @rompinpomps.bsky.social
You think I'd know better! Ah well. It's winter anyway. by @fatdennyy.bsky.social
here I am, enthusing about coffee, and Bobert here seems so distracted! Not sure why honestly. By @bobertotter.bsky.social
Not terribly festive but, who cares! Gymbro demon Bhodric by @regnar.bsky.social , doing his thing. He's a total himbo, and despite his size, his whole thing is that he wants to help you get to where he is. He can work with anybody, from a reedy twig with no muscle, to other hyper-large folk.
Seisi really lets the holidays go to his everything! By @jangle.bsky.social
Demons post Delri's transformation of hell still indulge in excessiveness - they are just more measured in how they indulge. The "sanctified" version of Gluttony is to indulge to your own contentment but only if those around you are not wanting and are willing. @unknownwolf.bsky.social
Size theft is one thing. Fucking with someone so bad they GIVE it to you just so that limb alone can fuck their whole world up even more is another thing all together. How kind! I'll put it to good use.... By @bobertotter.bsky.social of Daisuke and my were-bear.
What if inflated jackal balloon-ess? By @broadsword.bsky.social
By www.furaffinity.net/user/centaurus Been a bit since I got more of my gargoyle, Archedon.
A silly sticker I got from Bobert @bobertotter.bsky.social who is currently also holding a donation drive for a new computer! Check a look. bsky.app/profile/bobe...