they're doing this to me tomorrow

I was really on my bullshit last night

who up navigating the desert while watching out for trapinch nests

my big beautiful worm

last week I found out a coworker I thought was only mildly conservative is a huge trumper

multiple doctors asking about lab work that I definitely haven't had done this year

late july in maryland you know what that means

when I tell you I literally gasped when I saw the butter cow

therapist: the sandwiches from pokemon scarlet/violet aren't real, they can't hurt you the sandwiches from pokemon scarlet/violet:

being extremely overstimulated at work and then you get a fuck ass email

me fr

I present to you: the humble canada goose #birdsilove #birdoftheday #birds

lol. lmao.

it's what the founding fathers would want for me

riding with your convertible top town when the feels like temperature is 114° certainly is a choice

ACAB includes this pug

love this fuckin lamp

zoinks scoob!

primarina is younger and more beautiful

safety first

SAW THE JETBLUE DONUT PLANE‼️

birders of bluesky pls help so I don't have to post on reddit. I saw this bird of prey yesterday west of Tulsa, OK and I'm having a hard time with the ID. It was slightly smaller than a red tailed hawk and had a white rump which you can kind of see in this bigfoot footage quality photo. #birds

the kingfisher in question

dawn from pokemon (18) has a crush on vlad from the sims 4 vampires pack (150). this seems like a problematic age gap. #tomodachilife

Black-crowned night herons definitely have #longnecks but this one is in stealth mode. #birdoftheday #birds

Awesome picture. I saw this one at Kenilworth last june!

one of the cuntiest pokemon of all time frosmoth my beloved

it's such a privilege to share the planet with these animals