Tony Starch
@cakebawse
Gently Used Baby Mama. Thicc Adjacent. The Daddy Whisperer. I heard there were snacks here.
Ordered food delivery. They forgot my drink. I called the restaurant 5 times to no answer. They actually hung up the line 3 times. So I drove up there because now it's the principle. Got a full refund.
Done fucked around and made myself too important at work cuz why these mfs got me writing the CEO's speech??
In case you're ever wondering how unserious I am, I present to you my birthday party invitation.
Was on camera for a meeting and competely forgot I was using this mug 🤦🏽♀️
Had 10mgs earlier and it's hitting and now I'm mad because I want cake but don't have any and don't wanna leave the house. And shout out to Amex for this monthly $15 credit
Haven't posted nails in a minute because I've been going all red as of late, but decided to add a lil razzle to the dazzle this time #nailwars
Got a makeup lesson today. Finna run all the errands now... including your daddy
Favorite homegirl is getting some work done at her home so she asked to stay with me next weekend. And since I'm extra, I sent a reservation confirmation