BUG-EYED CAT

@californiahorst

Champion in the epic war against squirrels My Posts: Pfp: The face of grey bug-eyed cat Background banner: B&W image of a chubby, fluffy cat in repose with bug-eyes

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BUG-EYED CAT@californiahorst· 20d

🤣🤣🤣 this about me

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I just blocked 80+ people who've been sending me disgusting insults because I deigned not to call posts skeets. What a bunch of unstable fucking losers social media has turned everyone into.

BUG-EYED CAT@californiahorst· 27d

Yesterday our Aeden died after a brief illness. It is for him that this account was named. He was sweet and gentle. He was loved and will be missed. I just need everyone to know he was a good baby

A chubby, fluffy, grey cat with bug eyes. He was a good kitty

BUG-EYED CAT@californiahorst· Jul 11

i spoke to my old friend mitch mcconnell this morning…

A black and white still of an old lady in bed holding a phone to her ear and screaming. It is from The Twilight Zone episode “Night Call” in which a woman talks to her deceased fiancé by phone after a phone line broke over a cemetery and landed on his grave.

BUG-EYED CAT@californiahorst· Jul 8

apparently this account ( @likedandsubscribed.bsky.social ) just skeets word for word copies of other people’s skeets without giving credit. do what you will with that info

LIKED AND SUBSCRIBED
@likedandsubscribed.bsky.social

When you follow someone we check for the most recent post of theirs you liked and if there is one that's easy to find we post its text.

BUG-EYED CAT@californiahorst· Jul 8

seen on bluesky first

A Bluesky post from BUG-EYED CAT
@californiahorst.bsky.social that reads “when i was young they had these people called "investigative journalists" who could find out stuff like if a senator was dead or not” dated 8:10 PM • Jul 6, 2026

BUG-EYED CAT@californiahorst· Jul 8

Maria de Medeiros and Bruce Willis on Zed’s chopper in Pulp Fiction. The original quote saying “Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.” has the words “Mitch is” sloppily place over “Zed’s”.

BUG-EYED CAT@californiahorst· Jul 6

can 100% guarantee this whiskey tastes like ass which is totally in keeping with the theme tbh

A gaudily designed bottle of whiskey in a “patriotic” theme. The stopper is a liberty bell. Washington is on the left of the bottle and Jefferson on the right. In the center is a painting of the signing of the Declaration of Independence. Below that are the words “We the People”, which is from the Constitution, not the Declaration of Independence, but the kind of simpleton who would buy this liquor wouldn’t know that. Also, the Constitution is only 239 years old and has been in effect 2 years less than that. Below that are the words “250th ANNIVERSARY” and below that are the words “E Pluribus Unum” twice, right next to each other. On the bottom left and right are revolutionary soldiers flying flags that have way too many stars for the time period and they are pointing canons at each other for some reason. Yet below that is says “Fifty States, One Nation”. At the very top of the bottle it says “1776-2026” and to the left and right of those numbers are two pseudo-american flags that each have two blue fields of stars. The front facing blue fields each have 16 stars surrounding the numbers “1776” and “2026”. There are other tacky ornate garnishes on the bottle. The bottle stands on a wooden desk and there are three american flags located elsewhere in the picture.

BUG-EYED CAT@californiahorst· Jul 6

the anarchist cookbook actually dedicated a few sentences to that topic

Bananas
Believe it or not, bananas do contain a small quantity of Musa Sapientum bananadine, which is a mild, short-lasting psychedelic. There are much easier ways of getting high, but the great advantage to this method is that bananas are legal.

1. Obtain 15 Ibs. of ripe yellow bananas.

2. Peel all 15 Ibs. and eat the fruit. Save the peels.

3. With a sharp knife, scrape off the insides of the peels and save the scraped material.

4. Put all scraped material in a large pot and add water. Boil for three to four hours until it has attained a solid paste consistency.

5. Spread this paste on cookie sheets, and dry in an oven for about 20 minutes to a half hour. This will result in a fine black powder. Makes about one pound of bananadine powder. Usually one will feel the effects of bananadine after smoking three or four cigarettes.

BUG-EYED CAT@californiahorst· Jul 4

this stuff’s pretty good when you’re high. put that in your little notebook

A box of frozen Ajinomoto vegetable yakisoba sitting behind a bowl containing the microwaved product.

BUG-EYED CAT@californiahorst· Jul 1

and what fresh horror hath capitalism brought to us today?

BUG-EYED CAT@californiahorst· Jul 1

check out my cat collection

Three cats, one black, one grey, and one black and white laying in three round cat beds on the floor. The black cat is staring at nothing, seemingly pensive. The other two are sleeping like they had a hard day or something. There is a basket of cat toys between them.

BUG-EYED CAT@californiahorst· Jun 28

can you imagine handing over important functions of your company to Ai when it is still saying stuff like this? I asked what cities end with “and” and two of the three responses were wrong