Dani The Normal
@callanairstrike
World's best writer, extremely atypical stay-at-home mom, fantastic cook, excellent lover, and superb hyperbolist. American living in The Netherlands. She/her.
Okay. I graduated university. I am 41 years old. I can do this fucking puzzle without a guide
I would like to share this picture my son drew of himself playing handball.
I found the stupidest piece of clothing ever made. What's my prize?
You can take the girl out of America but you'll never take the giant cups and stickers out of the girl
All these other cuck parents buying coffee and not bringing a thermos to the game.
How am I supposed to flick the bean like this? I'm right handed ffs
My American ass brain can't comprehend that I can just...stay in the hospital without going bankrupt.
Spending the night in the hospital for brain reasons. Nothing too serious.
I loooove discovering new stuff still in Skyrim. I murked some asshole in Falkreath going on about "provincials" like me and apparently the lady who works at the inn didn't like hik either
Update - they put on Spotify and had a dance off while I was doing laundry. Extremely European boys.
Anyone else psyche themselves out while writing addresses and make stupid mistakes?
Due to me not understanding German I accidentally ordered another beer. Ah well, when in Duisburg
Come to the Jumbo at the Zuidplein if you want to donate non perishables and get an asskicking in the parking lot
My boy loves playing Skyrim with me (he loves the houses) and I've introduced him to the UESP and he's learning about the houses "Wow so many bookshelves in the Solitude house!"
Um so I guess I'm not the only person who thought Leon Kennedy was a hottie