who's up?

Posing for the neighborhood because it's Friday

Does this lighting at the gym make me feel like a steak that's been sitting under a heat lamp waiting for the waiter to pick it up? >>Yes

Pull day propaganda 👇🏻

Me to the gym staff: Can someone clean these mirrors? They're ruining my thirst traps 🙄

Apparently it's been a whole month since I joined the gym. I trust you'll all be suitably impressed by the earth-shattering progress

chat, how are we doing today?

I’m sick, the hubby is away, my plant is dying, so here’s a chunkalicious body shot for internet points

Yes, I took my shirt off at the gym like a fuckboi 🕺🏻

Not to alarm anyone but I fear I’ve become the sort of boy I used to have a crush on 💁🏻‍♂️

I mean..

I guess I smell like your gym crush

Embracing my fuckboi era🕺🏻

It's monday and I'd like some internet points 🍗

Wore actual clothes today. Didn't last long. 😏

Doing laundry instead of doing oomfs

This section really cracked me, lol. I would like to "Rent a Gay" as well 🙃

Caption this 👇🏻

it's hot out here

Afternoon light asked for a flex 💪🏻

Guess what? 🥙 The only thing missing was tabbouleh and that's only because I didn't realise we ran out of parsley 🥲

Come sit, we need to talk 😏

Post-workout pump. Thumbs up if you see it 👍🏻

He also cleaned the kitchen whiteboard just to write 'khinkali day' in Georgian..though I have serious doubts about the accuracy of Google Translate on that one

Google Photos reminders make me realise I was a different person in my 20s, lol 👼🏻🧔🏻

G'day, here's a morning flex on this rainy day 😶‍🌫️

Proof 👇🏻

Is this app working?

Now label this 🙃

I call this bullshit 🤬