Cal Darin (is making adventures!)
@calwritessmut
36 year old Erotica Author, current series "Cinnamon Not Brimstone" -- Demonic summoning with a focus on consent and a touch of Romance! (He/Him, Bi, happily married; flirty on the TL, friendly in the DMs. Dad, not Daddy) DMs open for friends!
Friends don’t let friends do drugs. (Jk, she shoved her head in a box of corn starch and looks like she’s regretting her decisions)
During these hot months, it’s important to remember to keep your himbo hydrated. If you’re hot, he’s hot, and he might be having so much fun flexing in the sun that he won’t come inside.
A rare face pic of Cal (having been eaten by a t-rex)
And I said unto bluesky, behold the foundation upon which my marriage rests. My skill with frying bread products and cheese!
Thud is probably my favorite book overall. Largely because of Vimes and Death’s conversation. I’ve got a (condensed/paraphrased) quote from it as a tattoo over the scar from when I got hit by a car and thus made Death have a “near me” experience.
I’ve heard ladies like muscly dudes and kittens. Discuss. (This is Toast!!! Newest member of the Darin household)
Haven’t done any thirst pics in a while, but Claire snapped this one because she said my arms looked really good so… Enjoy!
Been a loooong time since I’ve gone sledding. First time taking the gremlin as well. I forgot how much pure, unfiltered joy it brings! (Not pictured me hauling the gremlin up the hill on the sled because the snow was up to her knees)
So Claire started roller derby back in September, and most of her gifts this year are derby themed. In keeping with that, I had the INCREDIBLE @oobleckxic.bsky.social draw her in derby gear (with a lil fantasy flair), and then turned it into a baseball card!! Inducing #114, SCAREATONIN!
CW: Scars and medical stuff. Spoilering because some of this is gnarly as fuck. As I’ve mentioned, last year I was hit by a car. Someone ran through an intersection while I was in the cross walk. I had 8 fractured ribs, a collapsed lung, and (doc’s words) a “catastrophic ankle fracture” (1/2)
Santaur Daddy…. Slip a halter under the tree… For me…
Massive shower in our hotel room. Definitely room for 3. Maybe 4… Possibly 5 if everyone wants to get cozy. Any takers?
Claire wrangled all of my friends from home to come up and play boardgames this weekend. She also got this cookie cake made… We’re currently playing One Night Ultimate werewolf and I just drunkenly ripped my shirt off my body while howling So this weekend is awesome!!!
Cheers to one year of being alive after I almost wasn’t. Thank you to Claire for being a rockstar And to the nurse working in the house across the street from the crosswalk who ran out and tourniquetted my leg with her shirt to slow the bleeding enough for the ambulance to get there in time.
So which of you ladies wants to be fascinated?
Anybody need some arrows? (Finally playing Elden Ring and it is as amazing as it is frustrating)
Claire found this picture of me and frankly I feel called out.
So I read Bride and thought it was just sorta okay? But also once she mentioned that human blood is red, werewolf green, and vampire purple… All I could think of was this horrifying ketchup thing from my childhood