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@cancelcultureclub
if you can’t handle me at my worst on social media, it’s probably not going to get much better over here 🤷🏻♀️
You’d think so but they’re in a cult. They can see prices at the pump & in the supermarket but they still argue it’s not actually happening. Idk who they think they’re fooling either. & idk if anything can bring them back to reality again.
😆😆 our representatives just openly dgaf about the people they’re supposed to represent. Republicans hate you.
He seems like the only one who does but it’s not enough for him to do anything to stop it & risk giving up his power & presidential ambitions
Dear Iran, You owe us one free regime change plz & thank you
The entire world is laughing at us while MAGA is like: we’re finally respected again!!
“he tells it like it is!” If that means Zelensky is now Putin then it is and he always was.
I often think about how different things could be rn if Trump’s dad ever actually hugged him & he could have just grown up to be some musical loving, bi interior decorator from Queens.
tfw someone says something shitty and you finally feel validated for stealing books out of their building’s book room.
It’d be one thing if it was just one demented old man rambling. It’s so much worse when he has his literal cult repeat all his talking points in the face of undeniable proof.
ffs Biden hasn’t even been president anymore for what feels like 15 years. Don’t all the “alpha males” feel pathetic still blaming everything they blatantly do themselves all on the world’s most cunning dementia riddled former president? The party of personal responsibility needs to nut up.
So far his lackeys have admitted gas prices are up but are hopeful that they’ll eventually go down someday w/ out them having to do anything at all.
Idk why but it really is a cliche for aging punks that when you finally grow up you either get really into jam bands or old skool hiphop. Theres no other options, I don’t make the rules. But I fucking hate jam bands
Flavor Flav is fucking legit. Hes a fellow Long Island native. Hes actually a fucking musical prodigy. He tried to save Red Lobster.
Gonna finally go look at my dream bike tomorrow so I’m tryna think tall thoughts 🤞🤞
Dear people at the citizen app: Plz stop telling me about people being caught shoplifting I will literally never care about this
Somebody plz tell @captmarkkelly.bsky.social to make this ad campaign asap to meet this moment w/ him popping out now asking if it’s time we elected a *real* astronaut already instead of just some guy who plays pretend *brought to you by the @captmarkkelly.bsky.social people I take zelle btw
Also if anyone knows how to make memes I need one of Gavin Newsom animorphing into Mitt Romney immediately.
Newsom/Romney 2028! Because the campaign ads would look like it was all just one guy rapidly aging