Canis Floofius
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“La primera pregunta que me hice después de la muerte de mi papa fue donde estas?" 🇨🇦 🍁 🦫
This is my friend's gorgeous Samoyed. He was riding public transit in Toronto after a fresh groom and was a big hit
Guys sometimes I play around with ChatGPT because I have this imaginary dog podcast in my head. It's all Samoyeds. Anyway, they had a garden party. I am normal and fine.
RIP Rob Ford, you would have loved your brother slashing wildfire prevention funds
I hope the serotonin hits will keep on coming, with this photo of my friend's Samoyed napping
We do not need to hear from him and his moustache. No. Like this dog would make a better pundit
Literally a more qualified candidate. How did he even get on that penny farthing? Because he's resourceful and capable.
Please accept Ryder wearing booties in snowy Toronto. The city salts like they're curing ham so his feetsies must be protected.
Detective looks like he's from the '30's. You KNOW he smokes. A 30's-40's aesthetic is actually very on point for the current sociopolitical milieu, for example, it is 1933 in the US
I thought this iconic image was similar. Let's hope to God a pastor never has to face live rounds like Navy Chaplain Luis Padilla did in Venezuela.
Aw friend. I'm sorry. But don't you want to hold on and see the Great Robot War? Our job will be to fix those robots. Here, I'm prescribing you a new antidepressant
New antidepressant just dropped: ask your Samoyed if Sammyquel is right for you
I’m managing our current dystopian hellscape. I could use a good scream cry into his fur
Look you might not like it, but when we gals think of the perfect male gym bod, we’re talking about this-never skip those squats!
Getting that beach body. This is going to sound offensive, but this is the perfect male body form:
I was in Seattle last summer and went to the Museum of Pop Culture. I snapped this photo of a T-shirt (might be hard to see) from a “Rock for Choice” concert they played. 10/25/1991. And now 3 DECADES later they’ve overturned Roe
Oh my. He really is. Imagine shearing this big boy (just to clean him up) and all the luxurious sweaters you could make. Much like Ryder:
Oh. I know. He's a Sammy after all. He lives in Toronto. But the finally Fluff Boss is Ryder