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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️@captantagonist· 10d

You know, like a titmouse?

☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️@captantagonist· 11d

I'd probably post this and ask everyone what it was tbh

☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️@captantagonist· 12d

This post is going in the Louvre

☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️@captantagonist· 19d

Monkeys saying he's got his nasty peepee out, too

From Dr. Stone

☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️@captantagonist· 19d

You know things are about to go down when the hippos are mobilized.

Anime screenshot of a red-haired character looking through binoculars against a blue sky, shouting. Subtitles read: "The bastard mobilized the damn hippos."

☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️@captantagonist· 19d

People die when they are killed, a no context anime screenshot thread for no particular reason.

☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️@captantagonist· Jul 12

Once again they be lining up

A screenshot of a social media feed featuring a post by @stefanthinks.bsky.social that reads, "doggy style so i can see that kitty smile." The post includes a product image of a person from behind wearing a bright yellow-gold satin hair bonnet printed with Garfield the cat's face, titled "Garfield Figural Bonnet." Below it, a partial post by @professorkiosk.wtf reads, "I bet the amazon delivery driver judges people for the size of their boxes."

☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️@captantagonist· Jul 3

The final four pages are basically the professor quitting because smarty pants quoted the Bible at him super hard. The school (ivory tower elites) tells the professor he is dumb. Then all the other students are like "Wow, evolution was a BIG LIE!" Reading all this prevents you FROM GOING TO HELL!

A black-and-white comic strip panel spanning page 20 of a booklet.
• Left panel: Features an exchange of text bubbles against a dark background quoting biblical verses. A voice asks, "Sir, may I quote from the Bible?", receiving an enthusiastic, bolded response: "YES, YES, YES !!" The subsequent text quotes Colossians 1:17 and John 1:3 regarding Christ as the Creator, concluding with a question, "Are you saying He is the Creator?" and a final confirmation citing John 1:10.
• Right panel: Shows an older, balding man with glasses wearing a suit, carrying a large framed picture under his arm that reads "OUR FATHER" and depicts a gorilla's face. He looks determined as he walks away from a building window. His speech bubble reads: "They'll understand why I'm quitting. They're intelligent, logical, compassionate scholars. Everything will be alright!" A lower text bubble shows his internal thought: "I'll simply tell them I can't teach it any longer!"

A single wide comic panel on page 21 depicting the exterior of a large, multi-story, ivy-covered brick university building under a gray sky. Two jagged speech bubbles originate from inside one of the upper windows, indicating a loud conversation happening indoors.
• Left speech bubble: "I'm sorry gentlemen, but I can no longer teach evolution. It can't possibly be true!"
• Right speech bubble: "WHAT? Are you crazy? GET OUT of OUR university! After you've apologized to everyone for your rudeness and ignorance we MIGHT let you back in!"

A two-panel comic strip on page 22 showing a group of people having a serious discussion.
• Left panel: A group of students listening intently. One student states, "Then man killed the Creator, if Jesus is God in the flesh." A clean-cut young man answers, "Right! Jesus came to earth to shed His blood and die on the cross for you, to wash away your sins, so you could have eternal life with Him." A man in the foreground reacts with realization: "Then we didn't evolve! The system has been feeding us THE BIG LIE! We really do have a soul!" A footnote at the bottom displays John 3:16.
• Right panel: The clean-cut young man continues talking to a man with glasses and a beard and a woman with long hair. The bearded man asks, "What happens if I die without believing this?" The young man replies, "Then you'll die in your sins—and be eternally lost." The woman asks, "What should we do to go to heaven?" The final large bubble responds with instructions to repent, surrender to Christ, and receive Him as Savior.

The final page of the booklet, presented as an informational text resource rather than a comic strip. The page is divided into two main columns under a bold header reading: "THE BIBLE SAYS THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO HEAVEN!" and citing John 14:6.
• Left column: Headed by "NOBODY ELSE CAN SAVE YOU. TRUST JESUS TODAY!" It quotes Romans 10:9 and provides a numbered four-step checklist for salvation (Admit you are a sinner, Be willing to turn from sin, Believe Jesus died for you, Invite Jesus into your heart). Below this is a sample prayer section labeled "WHAT TO PRAY".
• Right column: Headed by text explaining what to do after trusting Jesus, followed by a numbered four-step list for spiritual growth (Read the KJV Bible, Talk to God, Be baptized/join a church, Tell others). The bottom right corner features an advertisement with a book cover thumbnail for "The Vanishing Proofs of Evolution" by Thomas F. Heinze, listing the website www.chick.com.

☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️@captantagonist· Jul 3

Gluons are a made up dream! No one has seen or even measured them! Except for the times they have been observed by the signatures they left behind! Oh sorry, I forgot that's wrong. I'm not sure what we're supposed to be talking about anymore but I hope a gluon shoves this dweeb in a locker.

Two panels from a black-and-white comic book strip challenging scientific consensus on atomic structure.

* **Left Panel:** A blonde man, seen from the back, asks a balding, bearded professor with glasses, "Sir, what is the binding force of the atom?" The professor smiles confidently, points a finger upward, and says, "It's gluons!" while thinking to himself, "Gotcha!" The first man responds in a large speech bubble at the bottom: "Wrong sir! Gluons are a made-up dream. No one has seen or even measured them... they don't exist! It's a desperate theory to explain away truth!"
* **Right Panel:** The blonde man is shown from the front against a dark background, gesturing with his hand as he explains, "We know that the electrons of the atom whirl around the nucleus billions of times every millionth of a second..." A second speech bubble below continues, "...and that the nucleus of the atom consists of particles called neutrons and protons. Neutrons have no electrical charge and are therefore neutral —

The continuation of the comic strip across two distinct sections.

* **Left Section:** A text box states: "Protons have positive charges. One law of electricity is: LIKE CHARGES REPEL EACH OTHER! Since all the protons in the nucleus are positively charged, they should repel each other and scatter into space." Below the text is an illustration of a dramatic explosion with lines shooting outward, representing particles scattering. A small caption at the bottom reads, "If gluons aren't the answer... what is?"
* **Right Section:** A close-up panel of the professor, who is now sweating profusely, looking anxious and distressed against a dark background. He weakly says, "I don't know!" An off-screen voice responds in a bubble, "I'm sorry sir, but I can't hear you." The professor yells back with a strained expression, "I said - I don't know. You tell me!"

☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️@captantagonist· Jul 3

Vestigial pelvis* would make a great name for a newborn baby, I think. Also the angle of the student and professor face to face looks like they're gonna kiss. What a bunch of homo habilis** *If you want child protective services to take them away from you **Science words are funny! Haw haw!

A two-panel, black-and-white comic strip on page 16 challenging the concept of vestigial organs.

Left Panel: A stressed teacher points at a diagram of a human spine and pelvis, stating that vestigial organs like the tailbone prove humans evolved from animals with tails. He thinks to himself, "(Gulp) He’s destroying me!"

Right Panel: A close-up of a student calmly countering, "Sir, there are nine muscles that attach to the tail bone... it is not 'vestigial'!"

A two-panel, black-and-white comic strip on page 17 challenging evolutionary claims regarding whales.

Left Panel: A sweating teacher points up at a diagram of a whale skeleton that highlights a "vestigial pelvis" and "femur," asserting this proves whales evolved from land-dwelling creatures.

Right Panel: The student objects, explaining that the bones serve as crucial muscle anchor points for reproduction and have nothing to do with walking on land. Another student asks from behind the teacher, "Even if there were 'vestigial' organs, isn't losing something the opposite of evolution?"

☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️@captantagonist· Jul 3

The chart is boring except for the part that says the genius thinks we came from a monkey. We came from crabs, duh. Actually, all these panels are kinda boring. Wrong for 125 years and still in our book! Can you imagine a book that was wrong for that length of time? Jesus wept.

A yellow infographic panel labeled page 12, showing four evolutionary illustrations marching from left to right:

Lucy: A chimp-like figure. Text states nearly all experts agree she was just a 3-foot-tall chimpanzee.

Heidelberg Man: An upright ape-like figure. Text states it was built from a jawbone conceded by many to be human.

Nebraska Man: A hairy, upright hominid. Text states it was built from one tooth later found to belong to an extinct pig.

Piltdown Man: An early human figure. Text notes the jawbone turned out to belong to a modern ape.

An illustration on a yellow background depicting a four-stage "March of Progress" evolutionary timeline used to argue against human evolution. From left to right, the figures are:

* **PEKING MAN:** An ape-like figure holding a club; text claims all evidence of its existence has "disappeared."
* **NEANDERTHAL MAN:** A more upright figure; text states they are "fully human" and interbred with other groups.
* **CRO-MAGNON MAN:** An upright man carrying a spear; text notes his physique and brain capacity are equal to modern humans.
* **MODERN MAN:** A modern man with glasses; text mockingly states, "This genius thinks we came from a monkey," followed by the Bible verse Romans 1:22.

A two-panel, black-and-white comic strip on page 14 criticizing geologic dating methods.

Left Panel: A teacher points to a geological chart, explaining that earth layers are dated by the fossils they contain. A student asks, "But sir, how do you date the fossils?" The teacher thinks to himself, "He's killing me. I've gotta play it cool!"

Right Panel: The teacher explains that fossils are dated by the layer of rock they are found in. The student replies, "Sir, isn't that circular reasoning?"

A two-panel, black-and-white comic strip on page 15 criticizing evolutionary science.

* **Left Panel:** A student points out that petrified trees ("polystrate fossils") often run vertically through multiple layers of rock that are supposedly millions of years apart.
* **Right Panel:** The teacher shows a diagram of an embryo to claim "gill slits" prove human evolution. The student counters that Ernst Haeckel's drawings were proven wrong in 1874, explaining that the folds are actually skin that develops into ear bones and glands. The flustered teacher thinks, "I hate him!" while another student remarks, "Wow! Wrong for 125 years and *still* in our book!"

☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️@captantagonist· Jul 3

Once again sources are being cited, but this time it's another random Chick tracts. So it's a fancy way of saying he made it up. The student is calm and politely sitting down. The second panel has the professor man saying silly science words because they are long and funny. Bill Nye would laugh.

Two-panel comic page where the professor presents "Lucy" and the student challenges its status as a missing link.

A two-panel comic strip (page 11) depicting a lecture on human evolution.

* **Left Panel:** A smiling, balding scientist holds up a small bone, stating that fragmentary fossil evidence shows man's march from ape-like ancestors (such as *Australopithecus afarensis* and *Homo erectus*) to modern man.

* **Right Panel:** A silhouetted audience member stands up, holding a paper and asking, "Sir, I have in my possession a similar chart showing some amazing findings which are rarely made public! May I show it?" The speaker enthusiastically replies, "This should be interesting!... Science *always* has the answers!"

☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️@captantagonist· Jul 3

The first panel is basically boring stuff and then smarty pants boy is all like "I played a Christian knockoff of Pokémon you're wrong." Then everyone clapped because he was Albert Einstein. The second panel has professor guy looking dumb and wrong. What an ignoramus! I bet he reads Time Magazine!

Two-panel comic page where the student counters the professor's blackboard list of the six concepts of evolution.

Comic panel of the professor holding a picture of a Neanderthal skullcap next to illustrations of early primates and Charles Darwin.

☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️@captantagonist· Jul 3

In the first panel our friend Mr. Chick is citing a random web page and a YouTube video. We all know people wouldn't just go and tell lies on the Internet, so I am totally convinced. The second panel is weirdly hostile to National Geographic for some reason. I'm guess he has some...issues. Haw haw!

Comic panel of the furious professor forbidding the student from mentioning the Bible.

Two-panel comic page showing the professor shouting about scientific consensus and naming famous evolution proponents.

☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️@captantagonist· Jul 3

That brave student is standing up to the professor who is angry and misguided. He is calm, which means he will win the argument. I especially like the random CRAZY MAN comment, I assume our wise student Charlie Shapiro isn't saying it. Probably another student about the yelly professor. Oh no!

Comic panel of the angry professor yelling at the dissenting student to get out of his class.

Two-panel comic page where the professor changes his mind to mock the student's biblical beliefs.

☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️@captantagonist· Jul 3

Now I know what you're thinking, something smells like burning toast. That's just the toaster being angry at you and it's unrelated to any of this. Ignore the toaster. Focus on these panels that were clearly an inspiration for that FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: RE: Evolution Is A Lie email I wrote once.

Comic panel showing a bald, bearded professor in front of a blackboard asking his class who believes in evolution.

Two-panel comic page where the class enthusiastically supports evolution, while one student raises his hand to disagree.

☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️@captantagonist· Jul 3

And so we begin with this one that is about evolution. I figured it out using context clues, and the fact that my father is a gorilla. This is just science bro. Trust the science. I am being very sincere right now and not sarcastic. Just for the record. Believe it!