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her right hand

@captnconfusion

he/him | 5🏳️‍⚧️ | ger / eng | artist | 25yo |9 furries, gay stzhit, ttrpgs, ocso & fanart | nsfw-acc: @callmecaptn.bsky.social | pfp by @/noxachi.bsky.social | comms closed writing: #CaptnCommission #art #writing #ocart

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her right hand@captnconfusion· Apr 25

/EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE/

rough sketch of halandil fang, looking miserable

her right hand@captnconfusion· Apr 23

meine erste in-character emotional notiz, yay #StormhavenDnD

Note reading "Jenny is not used to physical affection or comfort"

her right hand@captnconfusion· Apr 12

i'm coping #DoubleTroublePnP

Screenshot eines Word-Doc word counts. 10023 Wörter. Ich bin nicht okay.

her right hand@captnconfusion· Apr 6

iamnormaliamnormaliamnormaliamsonormal

Screencap from Lord of the Dance, showing Michael Flatley, shirtless and sweat-glistening, wearing only tight leather pants and showing off his sick moves

her right hand@captnconfusion· Apr 6

that's it, i'm reactivating my earliest known obsession

Screencapture from Michael Flatley's Lord of the Dance

her right hand@captnconfusion· Apr 6

i may be insane

Screenshot if my notes app. Title of the note is "2.3 - even more jo thoughts". It was created on April 2nd. I have written 4068 words (23059 characters) in 4 days. I am ill.

her right hand@captnconfusion· Apr 3

some traditional doodles on the subject... #DoubleTroublePnP

Photo of rough pencil sketches of Josephine through different stages of her life. She is shown as a young girl, running away from home, as a soldier, wounded and grieving.

her right hand@captnconfusion· Apr 1

#StrangerTiesDnD

4 panel meme. Olvir says "it's okay to ask for help". Connie says "you're not a burden". Tayrik says "murder is okay". Gabriel says "your feelings matter".

her right hand@captnconfusion· Apr 1

youtube is catching on #DoubleTroublePnP

Screenshot of a Youtube video titled "10 Reasons YOU need a Basset Hound"

her right hand@captnconfusion· Mar 29

funnily enough hat mir nur 1h nachdem ich das gepostet habe mein onkel mit den neuesten comic geschenkt, und jetzt wo ich ihn durchgelesen habe kann ich mit voller inbrunst sagen: oh god this sucks

"Asterix in Lusitanien"

her right hand@captnconfusion· Mar 29

it CONTINUES to be RELEVANT #DoubleTroublePnP

Two panel meme.
First panel shows Joey Batey, looking excited. It's captioned "When you have PnP again".
Second panel shows Joey Batey, looking shocked and horrified. It's captioned "When you realize you have to pick up where you left off"

her right hand@captnconfusion· Mar 25

DOKTOR JONES???????

Firefox-Screenshot: "Hier ist Kit - An deiner Seite für eine neue Internet-Ära"

her right hand@captnconfusion· Mar 22

they're both on their period #DoubleTroublePnP #art #ocart #victorian

Digital drawing of Josephine and Sìleas on a sofa in a Victorian living room. Josephine, a short-haired woman, is lying face down on the upholstery, her arm hanging limp over the side. She's in nothing but a crumpled chemise and socks. Sìleas, a woman with curly red hair, is sitting next to her, legs outstretched and head leaned far back, an open book resting on her face. She too is only in underwear and a half-undone dressing gown. Mr Bucket, a chubby Basset Hound, is sprawled over her lap.

her right hand@captnconfusion· Mar 22

Stick figure crying

her right hand@captnconfusion· Mar 15

Screenshot of a loading bar titled "Rendering The Pretty Boy Anthem". It's at 18%

her right hand@captnconfusion· Mar 10

i give u: womem (and 1 pathetic wet man)

digital drawing of josephine

digital drawing of hedjet

digital drawing of nsthan (by @haemophagie)

her right hand@captnconfusion· Mar 8

Ballpoint pen sketch of a metronome, two sides labelled "We're so back" and "It's so over". The needle is pointing at a point beyond the "It's so over" side, labelled "You are here"

her right hand@captnconfusion· Mar 7

felt inspired so i drew matching icons for the crew ⛵ Jenny belongs to me, Pelelopy to Vivi and Moby to Fran #StormhavenDnD #art #ocart #dnd

Digital drawing of Jenny, a human gunslinger. She has olive skin, wild curly brown hair, brown eyes and a gap between her teeth. On her chest and both shoulders you can see tattoos. She wears a striped tanktop and a pirate hat, looking towards the viewer with a daring grin.

Digital drawing of Pelelopy, a half-drow rogue. She has light blue skin, short white hair messily cut, a little beauty mark on her cheek and large black doe eyes. She wears a fine ruffled shirt, silver jewelry and looks concernedly at the viewer, looking like sopping wet little meow-meow she is.

Digital drawing of Moby, a dragonborn druid. They have white scales with irregular larger scutes, an iridescent frill folded to the side of their head, large green eyes and skin folds on their chin like a baleen whale. They're wearing a pirate shirt and a patterned bandana, looking slightly startled and a little overwhelmed.

her right hand@captnconfusion· Mar 6

I TRIUMPH

foto des endlich neu aufgehangenen schlüsselbretts. es sind gewindestäbe und muttern involviert. nothing about this is standard of practise.

her right hand@captnconfusion· Mar 6

i do feel a particular way about the size of the cartridge

Screenshot from the same video. The man is holding ammunition for the rifle. The cartridge is about as long as his palm and thicker than a finger.

her right hand@captnconfusion· Mar 6

pnp research leads me to the strangest places

Screenshot of a Youtube video, in which a man is presenting the loading action of a rifle. The video is titled "Forget everything you know about the Martini-Henry Rifle"

her right hand@captnconfusion· Mar 4

ME: oh cool, new bbno$ music DER POLEMONIUM AKKORD:!

Photo of a wrestler hitting another wrestler with a steel chair

her right hand@captnconfusion· Mar 2

like. holy SHIT.

Screenshot showing an excerpt from "The Road" by Cormac McCarthy. It reads:

"He lay listening to the water drip in the woods. Bedrock, this. The cold and the silence. The ashes of the late world carried on the bleak and temporal winds to and fro in the void. Carried forth and scattered and carried forth again. Everything uncoupled from its shoring. Unsupported in the ashen air. Sustained by a breath, trembling and brief. If only my heart were stone."

her right hand@captnconfusion· Mar 1

Moby nachdem dey von den mermaids geyoinked wurde #StormhavenDnD

Hands reaching out of the water, showing thumbs up

her right hand@captnconfusion· Feb 28

wdym this isn't how it happened #art #ocart #StarryNightDnD

Minas and Ink as a Gordon Ramsay meme. Ink has Minas' face between her hands, angrily yelling at him "WHAT ARE YOU?". Minas, looking absolutely defeated and crying, replies "An Idiot Sandwich."

her right hand@captnconfusion· Feb 14

HFHDHRGRHFNGMFNF

Pencil sketch of an anthropomorphic brown bear in a tavern maid dress

her right hand@captnconfusion· Feb 9

celebration

foto eines massiven stücks coppenrath und wiese mousse au chocolat torte

her right hand@captnconfusion· Feb 9

Frosted cake with sprinkles that reads "BIRTH" in giant red, violent looking letters.

her right hand@captnconfusion· Feb 6

space thoughts... #TheFornaxIncidentPnP

Photo of a notepad page. It shows sketches of a space station in ballpoint pent. It consists multiple compartments all oriented along a central axis, with a claw-like anchor point at one end and fuel tanks and engine on the other. Roughly in the middle sits a large rotating ring module.

her right hand@captnconfusion· Feb 1

i made it

Screenshot einer Tidal playlist namens "not safe for work", Untertitel "do NOT connect to the speakers".
Die sichtbaren Einträge sind:
Ich kündige - Grossstadtgeflüster
Herr Dokter - The Butcher Sisters
Bück dich hoch - Deichkind
Der Chef ist tot - Mittel Alta
Halt dein Maul - Y-Titty
Career Boy - Dorian Electra