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Capybara King

@capy-king

28 | he/any | bisexual | Nerd and Otaku | pen and paper, art, creative writing and video games | bdsm and kink | notjustsad | adhd | King of rodents and bunnies

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Capybara King@capy-king· 28d

like this

hand drawing. a hand squeezes a rat, making her eyes pop out in a funny way. the rat has a lipstick mark i her head. speech bubble says "I LOVE YUZU!!"

Capybara King@capy-king· 28d

green alien rat with antennas and red eyes. text says "GLEEP GLORP SURRENDER YOUR CHEESE"

Capybara King@capy-king· 28d

me: Holy guacamoly, what a cool rat! the nonbinaries named Holy, Guacamoly and Rat:

silly drawn pictogram of a person pointing their finger at themselves

Capybara King@capy-king· 28d

meme of a rat staring at the camera directly. "I hired this rat to stare at you"

Capybara King@capy-king· Jul 12

2 dolphins, one is jumping out the water

Capybara King@capy-king· Jul 10

this is what its all about

zoom in on miso the rat pea fishing, focusing on her belly fat sitting on the bowl edge

Capybara King@capy-king· Jul 10

the valve has been breached

police officer talking into his walkie talkie

Capybara King@capy-king· Jul 9

maybe watching AoT while being in a depressing hole isnt the best for my health. just a guess.

Eren Jaeger from Attack on Titan saying "I get it now. I was wrong. I never should've been born. I'm no longer brainwashed.

Capybara King@capy-king· Jul 9

Pline @hermansfriend.bsky.social

meme "oh you don't want your rabbit to thump at you? Have you tried NOT accidentally brushing your hand across your desk and making little noise inside your own home?"

Capybara King@capy-king· Jul 7

dog closing his eyes meme

Capybara King@capy-king· Jul 5

i wish i was a rat because then i was super cute and also i would die in 2-4 years

meme of a rat with a loading icon on their forehead

Capybara King@capy-king· Jul 3

evil meme by me. relationship diagram of bunny Praline and her two parents. everyone loves each other except for Praline who thinks Hassel is just olay and cool.

Capybara King@capy-king· Jul 3

the same diagram but with bunny Praline included. all the bunnies think she is cool..

Capybara King@capy-king· Jul 3

no wait this one is better. how is this one?

diagram of the bunny relationships. too complicated to put in an alt text im sorry.

Capybara King@capy-king· Jul 3

okay how on point am i ? i wanna adjust it until its perfect

very complex diagram of the bunny relationships i cannot describe it its too much im sorry

Capybara King@capy-king· Jul 3

they are getting nice and bushy

six hemp plants in red clay pots in a row on a stair. they are mixed sizes but look healthy.

Capybara King@capy-king· Jul 1

i found one of the most rabbit looking bnuys on reddit www.reddit.com/r/Rabbits/s/...

white bunny with their paw on a red salt lamp. it makes them look demonic

extremely tiny white bunny next to a laptop

Capybara King@capy-king· Jul 1

famous black and white photography "lunch on a steel beam", picturing workers having their lunch break while sitting on a steel beam above the new york skyline.
rats would also build skyscrapers, if they knew that money can buy cheese and head massages.

Capybara King@capy-king· Jul 1

hes right

the Geto confronting Gojo meme (Jujutsu no Kaisen)
"Do you play League of Legends because your brain is a mess? Or is your brain a mess cause you play League of Legends?"

Capybara King@capy-king· Jun 29

"Yeah, but are YOU cool enough??"

door bouncer who looks like a biker in front of a door with brick walls left and right

Capybara King@capy-king· Jun 22

here is more

screenshot of my pen and paper notes, in german:
Wähle ein Talent aus:
- "Teilt nicht": Deine Tragekapazität steigt um +1.
- Furchtlos: Du musst keine Angst auswählen und wirst im Laufe des Spiels auch keine Angst haben. Ausnahme sind die Dunkelheit und echte Gefahren.
- Scheidungskind: Als Scheidungskind erfährst du alles doppelt: Zweimal Weihnachten, zweimal Geburtstag, sogar zweimal würfeln. Einmal pro Wurf darfst du ein Würfelergebnis "1" erneut würfeln, welches dann stattdessen gilt. Du darfst bei der Charaktererstellung ein Elternteil weniger als Spezialisten wählen.
- Lesen: du kannst lesen! Das ist echt beeindruckend für einen Zweijährigen!
- iPad: Du bist ein iPad-Kind! Deine Eltern beschäftigen dich gerne mit dem kompletten Wissen der Menschheit, gesammelt in einem Rechteck. Du verfügst nun über den Skill "Computer", in welchem du mit 2 Punkten startest.
Das iPad steht dir nicht immer zur Verfügung, befindet sich aber im Haus. Auch andere Devices können so von dir genutzt werden.
- Früher Schrecken: Du wurdest viel zu früh Horrormedien ausgesetzt. Sei es durch durch einen älteren Bruder, der sich mit dir vor den Fernseher gesessen und mit dir einen Splatterfilm geschaut hat, oder andere Gründe. Du erhältst keine negativen Auswirkungen durch das Sehen von Verletzungen oder Blut. Du erhältst +2 Punkte auf Erschrecken.
- Dreckspatz: Du verlierst keine HP wenn du dreckig wirst, sondern genießt dies sogar. +1 auf alle Würfe, so lange du in Matsch stehst oder in allem, was man als eine Sauerei oder Chaos bezeichnen würde.
- Fantasiefreund: Du und deine Freunde können deinen Fantasiefreund sehen! Nicht anfassen, aber hören und sehen. Dieser kann euch Tipps geben, euch auf Ideen bringen, aufmuntern oder zum Lachen bringen. Euch fremde Kinder, euch böswillig gesinnte Kinder, Tiere und selbstverständlich Erwachsene können den Fantasiefreund nicht sehen.

Capybara King@capy-king· Jun 22

meme about King Julian from the Madagaskar Pixar movie. He sits in a wheelchair. "Maurice i cant move it."

Capybara King@capy-king· Jun 19

dis your poop?

a caterpillar shaped, brown yellow slime. Its the disfigured Ted from I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream

Capybara King@capy-king· Jun 19

little man is about to witness his brothers worm getting fucking obliterated

zoom in on the commented picture, focusing another rat looking at the human

Capybara King@capy-king· Jun 14

@demirabbit.bsky.social Pippins long lost cousin Bill

screenshot from subreddit r/mouf
it shows a white bunny eating parsley. its mouth looks lide a wide smile.
caption says "Bills very happy mouf"

Capybara King@capy-king· Jun 13

buny creating bnuy..

the two bunnies from the post retweeted looking at each other. one is above the other, thus reminding me of the painting God Creating Adam

the painting God Creating Adam

Capybara King@capy-king· Jun 11

they simultaneously recommend you this book

Drinking Water for Dummies podcast thumbnail

Capybara King@capy-king· Jun 7

my brain is not computing the trigger warning for rats its not like its a video of a rat junping at the screen. those are just sleepy babies.

screenshot of a bluesky post with "cn rats"

Capybara King@capy-king· Jun 7

Describe your gender without downloading any new pictures

demonic red and black face with the words "im an endless sea of kindness and luv"

Capybara King@capy-king· Jun 4

managed to write a savage 500 word dialogue between two OCs of mine, only fueled by a funny, yet very important artwork i saw on Instagram. felt good writing down something creative after a long time. have at thee. Jon Deer character sheet is mixed german and english.

an artwork by vincentrose_art on instagram. it shows a sage grouse (a bird somewhat similar to a fowl) and the words "Keep your dirty datacenter off my grasslands!"

Villain of the comic, a crypto bro who led his own data-mining center and manipulated his own coin, lying on the floor, bleeding out.Don Jeer, towering over him, looks at him with stern eyes."You wannabe Billy The Kid.. hahaha.. do you know how stupid you look? *coughs blood* What now? You handing me out to the sheriff?""Son, let me give you a little lesson in history.. Billy The Kid is just the last boot steps of a story so chewed out, thats its hard to spit out these days. His real name? Most say William H. Bonney, not even that is sure. The Name Kid was meant to create the idea of a selfless hero, fighting the system and injustice. Truth is, he really existed. He fought in the Lincoln County Cattle Wars. A battle bloodier than any steak they could cook for you west of the big Red. On one side, was "Dolan and Murphy Mercantile and Banking", also known as "The House".And on the other side, were real cowboys and legends, named "The Regulators".

Since you start looking like a slaughterhouse during BBQ season, i will cut it short:The regulators lost. "The Kid" became nothing more than a corpse in the soil and a legend. The House won. It is still debated, which side was legally right. The cowboys or the business men. Billy The Kid was shot in his back by the Sheriff. A young mans life went to waste.. History is a sad repetition of nonsense and blood..""*cough* not getting your nonsense.. Is all that talk meant to bore me to death?""You dont get the story, do you?""Sure. Youre an old, drunk, fat farmer who thinks hes going to be the next big shit. The next Billy The Kid, rebeling against what he thinks is wrong. I hope the cops shoot you a third and a fourth hole, you insane psycho."".. You think im The Kid?" *Don Jeer looks at his bloody gloves* "Maybe youre right. Maybe im just an idealistic idiot. Maybe I'm the law. Maybe I will win it big or go home empty-handed..

But what i wanted to tell you were three lessons we can take from this story *holds up fingers*.F…

Name: "Don Jeer" (Howard xy)
Wortspiel: "Don Jeer" ist die in-world-parody von Jon Deer und Howard hat sich einfach nach der Traktormarke benannt. Aber er ist auch ein Mafiaboss einer Bauernmafia oder Hillbillymafia. Also ein Don.
Alter:
Theme: Farmer, Hillbilly, angry dad, Mafiaboss,
Design: Dadbod mit breiten Schultern, Bart (Horseshoe?)
Zivil: Latzhose, Sonnenhut, Carohemd
Don Jeer: Cowboyhut und ins Gesicht gebundenes Halstuch, fancy Lederjacke, Stiefel
Kampfstil: Faustkampf, Wrestling, Flinte? Elektrisches Lasso?
keine Superkräfte, sondern Technik und Gefolgsleute (Quantität über Qualität)

getuneter Traktor mit Nitro und Rauchwolkenwerfer
spätes Kapitel: Traktor wird zu Mech

lntel-Arbeit sowie gewisse Arbeiten an Gadgets erfolgen durch seine Frau Tilly, die eine versteckte Kommandozentrale hat

Obsession: "*schüttelt Faust* DIE STÄDTER!!", modernen Nonsense und Industrie abschaffen und durch traditionelle Werte und Methoden ersetzen, Gerechtigkeit für Bauern, (liberale) Politiker kritisieren
Day life: Mittelständiger Farmer mit Acker und Vieh (Rinder, Schweine, Hühner),

Frau (Matilda/ "Tilly"):
hat einen Elektroingenieur Abschluss am MIT, ist aber ihrem Mann zu Liebe aufs Land gezogen und Hausfrau und Mutter geworden. Die harte Arbeit und die ständigen lauten Beschwerden ihres Mannes haben in 20 Jahren Beziehung Tillys schlechte Laune und Wutausbrüche herangezüchtet. Sie führt die Haushaltskasse.

3 Kinder (Mercedes (17), Francis (14), Penelope (5)):
xyxy
Quirks: trinkt und isst sehr gerne, Choleriker, steht unter dem Pantoffel seiner Frau