Nicki (@cardiffbites) · DIRTY

Nicki

@cardiffbites

Suspiciously Welsh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 . Former food blogger. Quite sweary. Dysgwyr Cymraeg. Mainly talking about life with a toddler and my dinner. Obsessed with Vinted. She/her Based in Cardiff, UK

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Nicki@cardiffbites· 2d

A dirty deleter

Thomas776t needs adding to a blocklist - wants to send dick pics

Nicki@cardiffbites· 7d

Deeply uncomfortable and I’m the same colour as a sheet of A4

Nicki@cardiffbites· 12d

“Running Away with the Hairdresser” is just a glorious painting and my absolute favourite. Rest well x

An oil painting depicting a man and a woman ‘running away’ together through the valley streets. He charges forward, dressed in a shirt and trousers, whilst she stretches her hand out towards him, her tight skirt and heels impeding her getaway. She turns her head away from us and towards the row of houses where other figures watch their flight. A moment of madness or a brighter future.

Nicki@cardiffbites· 19d

Screen grab of a google search on UK consultancy rates. Text reads: Consultancy day rates in the UK typically range from £350 to £1,200+ per day, with a general median market rate hovering around £550 per day. Actual pricing depends heavily on the consultant's experience, specialization, and whether they operate independently or through a major firm.

Nicki@cardiffbites· May 16

Lush first visit to Brân (Dukes Arcade, Cardiff). Not pictured, a very nice lemon radler 🍻

A rather well-topped Chilli Dog - smothered in melted cheese, chilli con carne, and crispy onions. Served on a metal tray atop a turquoise blue table

A hot chocolate in a blue cup on a pink saucer. There is a large marshmallow on top, coveted in chocolate flakes and syrup

Nicki@cardiffbites· May 15

That aged well (from the Senedd petition site)

A petition from the Senedd (Welsh Parliament) site. Text reads ‘Repeal Mark Drakeford's proportional representation... it's designed to keep Labour in power’
It has 80 signatures. Labour lost the election decisively and now hold 9 out of 96 seats.

Nicki@cardiffbites· May 14

✨ manifesting ✨

Screengrab of The Guardian politics liveblog. Text reads “Labour's Josh Simons to stand down as MP so Andy Burnham can 'drive the change our country is crying out for' Simons says: Tam standing aside so that Andy Burnham can return to his home'”

There are photos of Josh and Andy

Nicki@cardiffbites· May 12

Just leaving this here

Elrond (Hugo Weaving) from the Lord of the Rings franchise

Ken Skates MS, interim Labour leader in the Senedd

Nicki@cardiffbites· May 8

The ‘feel like pure shit’ meme - text reads ‘feel like pure shit just want the Senedd results already’

Nicki@cardiffbites· May 8

I’m just v confused

A bluesky alert which reads The post you're replying to was marked as being written in Abkhazian by its author. Would you like to reply in Abkhazian?

Nicki@cardiffbites· May 8

Seemed appropriate #Senedd26 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

A grey tshirt with CASUALLY SPIRALLING embroidered on it in large yellow letters

Nicki@cardiffbites· May 5

You boy, what day is this?

Screengrab of an email from a local business inviting you to “book your Christmas party” in May

Nicki@cardiffbites· May 3

Meanwhile, on LinkedIn

Dudebro on LinkedIn in response to the video of the runner being carried across the finish line. Text reads “Heroic, but in business, carrying others without tracking drains margin. How do you measure the
ROI of that lift?” Yet again proving LinkedIn is the worst social media site

Nicki@cardiffbites· Apr 25

Excellent feed at Bar44 today 😍

Little gem Caesar salad with anchovies and manchego crisps

Cider-poached chorizo

Pan con tomate - a Catalan dish of tomatoes smooshed into toasted bread that is more delicious than it has any right to be

2 cheeky Jamon Croquetas with little Jamon hats instead of a pudding

Nicki@cardiffbites· Apr 23

A group of English football supporters admiring a man with a lit flare between his bum cheeks

Nicki@cardiffbites· Apr 5

Pulled turkey loaded nachos followed by this. And a cheeky cider

Jude’s Chocolate Guinness Cake ice cream

Nicki@cardiffbites· Apr 3

Fabulous morning - gym first thing (Diolch @notrachelbrown.bsky.social for the post work-out treats) then took Kiddo to Techniquest (our local kids science museum) to run around and press buttons

Rachel made the class Rocky Road for after our gym session this morning

Nicki@cardiffbites· Apr 1

A baseball cap made to look like an Easter chick ready for Kiddo’s Easter bonnet parade tomorrow.

Nicki@cardiffbites· Mar 30

Ffs this came through the door today

An election leaflet from the Propel party with a big black and white photo of Neil McEvoy. Text reads: Propel. Neil McEvoy. We mean business. 07/05/2026

Nicki@cardiffbites· Mar 5

Receipts

A Screengrab from Twitter dated 28/9/2011 showing a tweet from Snoop Dogg’s official account tagging me, “Yo Cardiffbites, I hear you got the best taste in #Cardiff…where can I get some waffles?? #whensnoopsineurope”

Nicki@cardiffbites· Feb 13

Mae ffrind newydd am hanner tymor. Dwedwch ‘Shwmae!’ i Sbarc

A small soft bodied doll of a male superhero, Sbarc. He wears a purple onesie with orange cuffs, an orange belt and an orange cape. He helps children practice their Welsh

Nicki@cardiffbites· Feb 7

Did big walk. I die now.

My step count showing I walked 28,820 steps or 20.08km (just shy of 12.5 miles)

Nicki@cardiffbites· Feb 2

Tim (Spaced) cockily shouting ‘Babylon 5s a big pile of shit!’

Nicki@cardiffbites· Jan 23

Pfft

Cockblock is also not a word according to NYT Spelling Bee

Nicki@cardiffbites· Jan 23

Cowards

NYT Spelling Bee does not accept ‘Bollocked’ as a word

Nicki@cardiffbites· Jan 17

Cardiff Bay looking pretty this morning

View from the Bay Barrage out to see towards Flat Holm

The Pierhead building, with its iconic red orange brickwork, glowing in the sunshine

Roald Dahl’s Enormous Crocodile smiling on the Barrage. Cardiff Bay in the background

Nicki@cardiffbites· Jan 13

Foxy 🦊

A close up of a petrol blue sweater with tiny orange foxes cavorting about on it with bushy tails.

Nicki@cardiffbites· Jan 11

Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist.

The old Afan Lido, Port Talbot seafront. As well as an Olympic sized pool it also had a music venue prior to burning down

Sonia being held aloft by the pop group Bug Fun, with whom she toured as part of a Pete Waterman tour

Nicki@cardiffbites· Dec 29

Spoilsports

NYT spelling bee insisting ‘gangbang’ isn’t a word

Nicki@cardiffbites· Dec 20

‘Hot honey’ is the new ‘Dubai chocolate’

Hot Honey Jaffa Cakes