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Clinically angry
Anyway here’s my dog he’s 18.5 and his name is Simon his breath smells like he died 6 years ago
@weratedogs.com my 18 year old dog Simon learned how to howl for the first time since we got him at age 4-ish in 2011. He’s a lil scraggly but he’s still kickin
This is the stupidest use of ai I’ve seen from a company. Why the fuck are you faking red rocks Colorado. It’s literally the most recognizable place in the state and you fucked it up so badly. You couldn’t pay 3 ppl to stand on the sidewalk. It’s barely a hike. What the fuck.
Me introducing my friend who I talk about all the time to all my other friends
Sorry guys turns out corporate actually wanted me to Kiss myself effective immediately. I get my Ls and Ss confused.
Not sure why the most beautiful man to me is advertising voting against hickenlooper but I want him to know I’m single and also want to fight hickenlooper give me a call, mr mystery bowtie man
Cleaned my apartment and it’s still a disaster. But at least it’s better, which is better than worse!
School garden corn, not gonna be knee high by 4th of July, rip our harvest
The white house should just watch my video from 2021 on domestic terrorism to figure out how to deradicalize the “violent left”.
I had a panic attack. Then a meltdown. Then a student threw up next to me. Now I have a migraine. This is truly Capybara Hell