Then this guy must be a fucking genius

Beautiful state of Maine. And this is who is fucking it over. Vote Blue

Did you say another showdown?

His little feet look like the ones you snapped on to the Mr Potato Head toy I loved when I was little.

Beautiful. And we got this.

Well I guess we all just need to post pictures of him sleeping. Here’s one.

Mike Johnson is like that little elf devil on the Sgt Pepper Album Cover peeping out next to Mae West

Ghislaine Bondi

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Enough said

So he didn’t win a Nobel prize so he’s just lying and said he got one. Then show a picture of you holding it or a video of it being given to you. It looks like this

@jimmykimmel.com I hope you saw my favorite sign from today’s No Kings protest. If you didn’t hear it is. I laughed my ass off.

I really want to go there and get my own blow up suit. I like dancing in the street.

Why the fuck does this lunatic hate windmills so much? I want a helicopter to dump hundreds of these over Mar-a-Shithole

Jim Carrey

I wonder if Don Jr grew those Boobies for Daddy to play with. He always was jealous that Ivanka was Daddy’s favorite.

Who the fuck dresses him? He looks like a giant fat weeble.