Caroline🫶🏻

@caroline13

30 • she/her • Swiftie since ‘06 • childless cat & dog lady • argumentative antithetical dream girl ✨

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Caroline🫶🏻@caroline13· 5d

Obviously had to put this in the cart… 😩😭 and no one in this Walmart must have heard the news bc people are staring at me as I cry down the baking aisle

Box of Dolly Parton’s “Fabulously Double Fudge” brownie mix in a shopping cart

Caroline🫶🏻@caroline13· 7d

Insane cloud during the sunset on my drive home 🌅

Photo of the sky during sunset. There are white clouds with a deep, bright orange and pink reflecting off them. The clouds are almost shaped like a waterfall.

Caroline🫶🏻@caroline13· Jun 29

MEGAN THE STALLION, THE WOMAN THAT YOU ARE

Photo of Megan the stallion biting her nail (in a cute way) I don’t know how else to describe it I’m so sorry lol

Caroline🫶🏻@caroline13· Apr 24

I just saw a weird looking dragonfly at work. I took this picture of it. Then I promptly (accidentally) ran him over with my cleaning cart. 😭😭😭😭 I’m so sad.

A unique looking dragonfly on a cement floor. The dragonfly has very delicate see-through wings as usual. He has a brown fuzzy head and about halfway down the body he has yellow and brown stripes. There’s a unique pattern on the bottom row of wings close to its body. I’ve never seen this before, but then again I don’t know much about dragonflies.

Caroline🫶🏻@caroline13· Apr 15

My friend gave me this Chanel bag (she also got it secondhand) and we have no idea if it’s authentic. I’m not a fancy handbag girlie so I know nothing. But it’s a moment and I fucking love her lol I feel like it’s definitely a knock off bc the stitching is wonky but idgaf imma rock it

Caroline🫶🏻@caroline13· Apr 1

My coworker just sent me these.. someone put these pictures alllllll over the resort 🤣💀

Photo of text thread on another phone. The text thread is a work group chat at the hotel/resort I work at. Reads as followed:
Front Desk: “Lol 🤣🤣”

Marie: *photo of the men’s restroom. There’s a mirror, sinks and paper towel dispenser visible. Each surface has black and white printed photos of a “man” with a pig face and human eyes. The photos are scattered across the counter and shoved into the paper towel dispenser*

Photo of a text thread on another phone (not a screenshot) it reads as:
“Team [blank] 13 people in the chat”

It’s cut off at the top so you can’t see who sent it, but it’s a link to a yahoo.com article from 2023 about a man that keeps being ‘terrorized’ by consistently receiving an airdropped photo of a man’s body with a pig face, but human eyes. Same photo that someone is putting all over the resort.

Marie: “yall stressing me out”

Photo of a text thread on another phone (not a screenshot) it reads as:
“Team [blank] 13 people in the chat”

Marie: *sends close up of the black and white printed image of the man’s body with pig face and human eyes.

[Blank] responds: “who took my picture”

[Blank] responds: “🤣”

Caroline🫶🏻@caroline13· Feb 23

I saw this just now and my miles to E are matching 💅🏻

Photo of my dashboard showing “Distance to Empty” 333 miles

Caroline🫶🏻@caroline13· Dec 25

A RELIC buried in a drawer at my parent’s house. Circa 2012. God I loved One Direction with a burning passion

One Direction duct tape from circa 2012. It’s white duct tape that has fetus 1D photos with small “I HEART HARRY” “I HEART NIALL”, etc next to the respective photos of the boys. The photos feature: fetus Harry, with that mop head of shaggy brown curls in a peach colored shirt and his hands with a zillion bracelets on his wrist, fetus Liam with the shaggy Bieber cut in a gray henley shirt, fetus Niall with the side swooping bright blonde hair and electric blue eyes in a gray zip up hoodie, fetus Louis with a blue striped shirt (shocking lol) and tan suspenders, and fetus Zayn rocking a red and blue plaid and a smoldering look. PEAK.

Caroline🫶🏻@caroline13· Nov 26

We had to say goodbye to Ozzy. We did everything we absolutely could for him but couldn’t let him continue to suffer. 😞 he was the sweetest boy. It’s going to be so hard without him. I’ll love you forever Ozzy.

Black and white photo of me and my cat Ozzy. I have a Snapchat filter on that has black hearts over my cheeks. I am holding Ozzy up to my face. He was a fluffy, black and white tuxedo cat with a white mustache just under his nose.

Caroline🫶🏻@caroline13· Nov 20

Radiologist for a second opinion. Every vet has said he is an extremely odd case. We have spent thousands of dollars and are so close to draining our entire savings. We just want to help our sweet sweet Ozzy. 😞 if you made it this far, thanks for letting me share. We are trying EVERYTHING.

A photo of my cat Ozzy. He is a fluffy gray and white tuxedo cat with long long white whiskers and a black nose. He has Extremely green eyes, very vibrant green on the inner eye, with a darker green on the outer eye. His face is gray with the exception of his precious white mustache just below his nose.

Caroline🫶🏻@caroline13· Nov 19

This mornings update on Ozzy. So kinda good but not great. I’m trying not to get my hopes up. Because yesterday at lunch he didn’t vomit and I got excited. Then we got the call later he’s vomiting through the anti nausea meds, which led them to do this barium study.

Screenshot of an Update on my cat Ozzy from the vet this morning:

Good morning Gauge, this is Rob at UCV with your morning update on Ozzy. We began the barium study this morning at around 1AM, and it does look like the barium is moving as of right now, however, he did vomit through our anti-nausea medication right before beginning, but he also has not vomited since we began the study. We should be able to give a more definitive update on his study later this afternoon once the Dr. is back in to evaluate Ozzy's xrays. Aside from this Ozzy has had a good night! His vitals are returning in line with expectations, he's using the litterbox without issue, he is purring often, we've had no issues giving him medications, and he did very well with his xrays! We should have another update for you early this afternoon before the Dr. is back in. We hope you have a great day and Thank you again for letting us take care of Ozzy!

Caroline🫶🏻@caroline13· Nov 15

Anyone else interact with your friends as if you hate each other? 🤣

Text thread with my friend. For context: she’s bugging me to get on Xbox so we can play our game together.
Her: hurry the hell up

Me: shut up whore

Her: don’t be fucking rude

Her(a few mins later): not to be pushy, but just wondering, kind of maybe being a little pushy how much longer till you’re gonna get on lol

Me: I’m turning my Xbox on now whore Jesus

Her: okay lol

Me: I just wanted to watch ONE episode of my show but I paused it for you stupid slut

Her: lol thanks

Me: *laughing crying emoji*

Her: *kissing face with red heart emoji*

Caroline🫶🏻@caroline13· Oct 7

Not me manifesting that turnover 😝

Text thread with my friend Bri.
Me: “we’re gonna need a turnover when jags have the ball or something bc wtf”
Bri: “yeah we need to actually focus cause this sucks”
Me: “Forreal”
*after the turnover* Me: “CALLED THAT LOL”
Bri: “YOU DOD” (spelling error lol)

Caroline🫶🏻@caroline13· Sep 28

I also have a problem… lol I am still debating getting the target vinyl variant and definitely want a signed insert. Still sad I missed out on the shiny bug variants 😅 my wallet is begging me to stop

Caroline🫶🏻@caroline13· Aug 21

My friend and I discussing all these variants 🤣

Screenshot of messages discussing Taylor Swifts merch drops:
Me: “I’m already being reckless” (referring to spending $ on merch)
Friend: “same. Like Taylor I’m poor”
Me: “I’m eating ramen for dinner 🤣”
Friend: *sends photo of ice water in a bowl with a spoon*

Caroline🫶🏻@caroline13· Aug 15

Oh my god 🤤

Caroline🫶🏻@caroline13· May 27

I put sunscreen on several times today and I’m still extra crispy 🥴😭 but it was a fun day

Me and Gage at the island! (left: white woman smiling with black sunglasses on and hair in a braid. right: a white man, shirtless and smiling, wearing a grey hat that has a smiley face on it. The background is a sunny day, blue sky with minimal clouds and crystal clear blue/green water)

Caroline🫶🏻@caroline13· Mar 17

Package says fig macaron, my brain says pretty patty

A small pinkish purpley fig macaron on my fingertips, resembling a “pretty patty” from SpongeBob

Caroline🫶🏻@caroline13· Mar 10

Here’s the box 🤣

Photo of emergen-c popping crystals 500mg vitamin c on the go immune support. No water needed, “pour in your mouth and feel the pop”

Caroline🫶🏻@caroline13· Feb 15

Gage got this for me at a flea market 🥹 first accessory for my new car

Resin ornament of Taylor Swift in the purple cupcake dress with the blue koi fish guitar hanging from my rearview mirror. Apple car play screen in the background with “Slut!” (Taylor’s Version) playing.

Caroline🫶🏻@caroline13· Feb 13

NEW CAR 😭🫶🏻

2025 silver Corolla LE front view of car

Caroline🫶🏻@caroline13· Jan 22

Weird but fuckin beautiful

Snow covering the ground, slightly melting on the sidewalk. There are trees in the background and a mini snowman (about 6 inches tall) in the bottom right hand corner

Caroline🫶🏻@caroline13· Jan 21

I remember it all too well ❄️♥️

Caroline🫶🏻@caroline13· Jan 21

This has been so much fun I can’t even comprehend what is happening lol we have a solid 2+ inches and counting!!

Photo of me with the Snapchat filter of black hearts on my cheeks. I have snow on my jacket and all over the ground in the background

Photo of 4 red Adirondack chairs covered in snow

Caroline🫶🏻@caroline13· Jan 21

I STILL REMEMBER THE FIRST FALL OF SNOW AND HOW IT GLISTENED AS IT FELL

Caroline🫶🏻@caroline13· Jan 21

I DONT THINK ANYONE UNDERSTANDS HOW EXCITED I AM THIS IS MY FIRST SNOWFALL EVER (I LIVE IN FLORIDA)

Snow dusted on a car and Jan 21, 2025 written in the snow on the trunk

Light snow covering the ground with trees in the background

Caroline🫶🏻@caroline13· Jan 14

So I wander through these nights, I prefer hiding in PLAIN. SIGHT. My fourth drink in my hand, these desperate prayers of a cURSED MAN Spilling out to you FOR. FREE. But darling, darling PLEASE. You wouldn’t take my word for it if you knew who was TALLLLKIIINNNNN

Blurry image of a person with headphones on, mouth open and their hand is raised as if they are VERY into the song

Caroline🫶🏻@caroline13· Jan 4

🤡

Mastermind wrapped saying I guessed Cassandra 42 times on piano

Caroline🫶🏻@caroline13· Dec 26

it’s the Oil Perfumery dupe! So it is a little oil roller but it is soooo good and lasts all day (according to my mom. this is the first time I’ve worn it, so I’ll report back later to confirm) They are pretty affordable! Give me one sec, I’ll add the link! ☺️

Photo of 3 Oil Perfumery perfume dupes. 3 small tubes with black lids. They are dupes for Baccarat Rouge 540, Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille and Tom Ford Santal Blush.

Caroline🫶🏻@caroline13· Dec 25

Was topping these treats with mini m&ms and completely on accident, made a lil penguin face. It brought me so much joy 🤣🐧