I’m just a Swiftie standing in front of the other Swifties of Bluesky on the first of August, hoping that they notice her (And YES, CHEF, which you will love!)

I just got a new library card at the Obama Center and no one asked for my ID 😂

Hey @nikhunder.com thanks for the tip! Love my new card! Also more substantial than my 2005 one which was basically like cardboard.

Oh immediate add to the TBR. Do you have a PO Box where I can send a copy of my first indie pub? I’d love for you to have it! And the vibes are good, if I do say so myself. 🥰

Omg. That movie changed my life. It’s terrible. You’re gonna love it.

An honor to be a part of Joabe’s last run!

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Saw a friend at the Chicago sunrise this morning

Very much hope that Graceland Cemetary hosts more harpists for an afternoon. What a lovely, peaceful thing.

Lookit this little Santorini cafe

You can now pre-order YES, CHEF! I am so excited for you to meet Addie + Xander. www.amazon.com/dp/B0GYVGQXS...

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Dyyyinnng to read Yesteryear!!! Thank you for the reminder. Can I show you my cover? It’s my first self-pub!

💍 My cover reveal is here! For readers into: - Hot catering chefs - A slow burn with a 🔥 payoff - A queer FMC at the top of her game - Anxiety rep - Chicago summers - Tight knit families - Banter and dialogue that feels real Drawn and designed by yours truly. 💍

Like I LIVE ONE MILE NORTH OF WRIGLEY AND I CANNOT WATCH A GAME ON WGN. Like I have my entire life. I can HEAR the games!!! I’m sorry the world is a nightmare. And heres proof. 🥰

I finally decided on a release date for my next novel! YES, CHEF is coming September 15th! #booksky #romcom

Immediately ten billion percent on this guy’s side #neighbors

I made this Iron Throne booknook for a friend and she was SO happy.

Congratulations on the book! Can’t wait to read! And a toucan tax ⬇️

Alfie wants to know if Heater can come out and play

Hey @katmabu.bsky.social your ad played at Dram in Lakeview last night and it was a delight to see your face!

My besties came over and we watched the opening ceremonies and drank all the vodka and thought maybe we could still do backbends in our forties (we could not)

It’s giving “why is the floor wet, TODD”

Nah fuck her. Hope she has a MISERABLE pregnancy.

Chicago. This event was planned *yesterday*. We stand with you, MN.

Ah. He and Alfie would be besties. Here is my idiot with his head stuck in a tampon box

Karen, I think you’ll appreciate this guy who owned this manor I’m staying at in Ireland.

I have run through Graceland Cemetary in Chicago every day for years and I don’t think I would quite be the same person without it. Bonus: coyotes!

Highly recommend a candy cane photo shoot for maximum cuteness.