Cartoon Beardy

@cartoonbeardy

Ex VFX artist and animator. Internet Curmudgeon and generally a bit of a shambles of a human being. For your own safety do not ask for help with DIY projects. 🚫 - AI / 🚫 - NFT

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Cartoon Beardy@cartoonbeardy· 28d

Day off so chilling at The Barbican with a Chilled Spicy Margarita before we check out the “in other worlds” exhibit

A glass with a luminous green liquid in it. The glass is frosted with red salt

Cartoon Beardy@cartoonbeardy· 29d

Motivation for actual work equals zero. Apropos of nothing and completely unrelated, here’s a pencil sketch of Ultimate Thor based on a sculpt by Mariano Steiner on Artstation (Marianosteiner.artstation.com) #sketch #thor #marvel #drawing #sketchbook #bskyart #art #pencil #character

A pencil sketch on a page in a sketchbook of a very intense looking bearded Norse god

Cartoon Beardy@cartoonbeardy· Jul 12

Enjoying the sunset in Greenwich feels like we’re a couple more skyscrapers away from playing Vangellis on loop

Sunset view of London from a hill in Greenwich park. The sun is setting in the left of the image and the city skyline is hazy blocky shapes with in the orange light against a blue sky

Cartoon Beardy@cartoonbeardy· Jul 10

Ladies, Gentlemen and everyone in between. It is my sad duty to announce that I am handing in my film obsessive card. I went to a movie double bill and bailed after the first one… Bad back and a damn heat induced headache… #fail #film #movies #DamnImOld

A meme image with a caption saying “Failure. Sometimes your best just isn’t good enough” the image itself is a footballer with a footballer smashing into their face

Cartoon Beardy@cartoonbeardy· Jul 10

Teams call: Good chat everyone. Good to see everyone taking notes. Me doodling on my Cintiq: #art #doodle #bskyart #nightelf #darkart #creature #digitalart #digitalpainting

A digital painting / doodle of a feminine face framed by light blue light. The eyes however are bright fiery orange / yellow blazing out of the shadows

Cartoon Beardy@cartoonbeardy· Jul 10

Another early #letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched Brought to you by dystopian sci fi and hardcore top drawer fight choreography

A Letterboxd recent activity list showing the last four films watched and their ratings.

Going from most recent left to right
Blade Runner 2049 4.5 stars
Blade Runner 4.5 stars
Colossus: The Forbin Project 4 samaras
The Furious 4 stars

Cartoon Beardy@cartoonbeardy· Jul 8

Spoke to my friend Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes this morning.

A deleted scene from the movie Alien. Captain Dallas, is cocooned into a wall covered in grime and resin.

Cartoon Beardy@cartoonbeardy· Jul 6

1 billion a day is madness... 1 billion a day on Xbox is like wishing for a unicorn that farts gold coins... Even looking at the all time concurrent player list on steam the top games combined barely get into a fraction of 1 billion...

A screen capture of Steam users concurrently playing. The top five games barely add up to 4 million players

Cartoon Beardy@cartoonbeardy· Jul 5

#JustWatched The Furious Good lord! If you wanted to know what a mash up of The Raid, Taken and Kung Fu Hustle was like, do I have the film for you! It’s a touch too long (the Final boss fight drags) but if you want a pure visceral action you won’t find better! #movie #film #filmsky ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

The movie poster for the film The Furious

Cartoon Beardy@cartoonbeardy· Jul 4

Quote with your fanart! (Seems appropriate on July 4th)

A digital painting of the actor Robert Shaw as Quint from the movie Jaws

Cartoon Beardy@cartoonbeardy· Jul 3

Rephrasing and reposting my previous post. Because I can’t edit a misunderstood off hand phrase. Never the less I found a great reference image of a bear appearing to do yoga so it was my duty to draw the hairy chonk! #art #drawing #sketch #sketchbook #bear #pencil #bskyart

A photo of a sketchbook with a pencil drawing of a bear appearing to perform yoga

Cartoon Beardy@cartoonbeardy· Jul 3

Getting in early with #letterboxdFriday #lastfourwatched Sex, drugs a whole heap of violence.... And some questionable historical accuracy #letterboxd #filmsky #moviesky

Letterboxd recent activity list showing the last four movies watched and their ratings out of 5 stars.

From left to right
Obsession - 4.5 stars
The People vs Larry Flynt - 3.5 stars
They Will Kill You - 3 stars
Stockholm Bloodbath - 0.5 stars

Cartoon Beardy@cartoonbeardy· Jul 2

Bravo Dominos Pizza…. Bravo 👏 😂

A statement from Dominos pizza that says the following…

Domino's Pizza
BREAKING NEWS
OFFICIAL STATEMENT
In response to trends in the gaming industry, as of 1st April 2027 Domino's UK will cease production of physical pizzas and shift to production of digital pizzas only.
Consumers will be able to download our full range of delicious pizza codes and, using the power of the imagination, enjoy them in an entirely virtual sense.

Cartoon Beardy@cartoonbeardy· Jul 2

Show me a cool physical game

Mass Effect Trilogy : Collectors Edition front cover showing the main character in monochrome black and silver blue

Mass Effect Trilogy : Collectors Edition back cover showing the Soaceship the SSV Normandy SR2 in monochrome black and silver blue

Mass Effect Trilogy : Collectors Edition gatefold inner cover showing the heroes rank badge N7 in monochrome black and silver blue with a highlight of red behind the 7

Mass Effect Trilogy : Collectors Edition open covers showing six CD’s. Each pair represents the three games Mass Effect 1 to 3

Cartoon Beardy@cartoonbeardy· Jul 1

Morning all. I’ve had some critics of my work in my time. But no art director has ever given me this look after appraising my latest revision… #cat

A ginger and white cat sits in front of a copy of After Effects that has a character design on the screen. The cat is looking directly into the camera with a look of disappointment or disapproval. The implication is that the cat has looked at the work on screen and is turning towards the camera person as if to say “Really!?”

Cartoon Beardy@cartoonbeardy· Jun 30

Not had a decent nights sleep in about a fortnight and now, when I’m hanging by a thread. Inspiration struck at midnight till 1:30am… Fuck you brain! #art #bskyart #darkart #horror #digitalpainting #digitalart

A digital painting of a woman against a vivid red background. The woman is lit starkly by a light blue light. Most of her face is obscured by shadow but two intense eyes are visible staring at you behind a hand with unnaturally long fingers

Cartoon Beardy@cartoonbeardy· Jun 29

Morning all

A pictures of a cat on a bed. The cat is sitting up back legs splayed either side of its body. It’s forelegs resting on its tummy giving it the appearance of someone just slumped on a bed. Beside the cat is the caption “Due to unfortunate circumstances, I’m awake.”

Cartoon Beardy@cartoonbeardy· Jun 28

AI slop!

A pile of garbage AI bs with a lioness’s nose intersecting a cage bar. A ginger and white cat looks on. This image is garbage

Cartoon Beardy@cartoonbeardy· Jun 26

#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched Its been quite the bell curve of quality to say the least.

A list of the last four movies watched, running from left to right
Stockholm Bloodbath (half a star)
Rocketeer (three and a half stars)
Blade Runner 2049 (four and a half stars)
Cold Storage (two stars)

Cartoon Beardy@cartoonbeardy· Jun 25

I haven't posted any art for a while. Work, life and that damn heat getting in the way. So here's two pieces I did on this day last year... #art #bskyart #pencil #sketchbook #sketch #creatureart #godzilla #fox #digitalart

A digital painting of a fox in a grassy space looking directly at you. the paint strokes are rough textured and hurried.

A pencil sketch of Godzilla in a sketchbook opened on a table

Cartoon Beardy@cartoonbeardy· Jun 23

It might only be 4:30am here in London but clearly the gods are angry with the idea of me going to work and are suggesting I stay home

A pink scene of a tree and house starkly silhouetted on a rain slicked street. The sky is dusky pink and a single crack of lightning bisects the shot from skit to the ground behind the tree

Cartoon Beardy@cartoonbeardy· Jun 22

After 9 days of ferrying my family around the country I set off to work with a spring in my step and a song in my heart

A miserable old William Shatner sits on the back of a a cart being driven around a convention hall

Cartoon Beardy@cartoonbeardy· Jun 21

“I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. 'Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky.” An appropriate Sunday sketch #art #digitalart #portrait #SeanConnery #LastCrusade #IndianaJones #fanart #stetch #bskyart #movie

A digital black and white sketch of a portrait of actor Sean Connery as Henry Jones Senior in a scene from the film Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

Cartoon Beardy@cartoonbeardy· Jun 20

What else you going to do on a Saturday night when you can’t sleep? Why! Draw a random werewolf of course! #art #creature #werewolf #horror #darkart #bskyart #lycanthrop #digitalart

A dark digital painting of a werewolf. The creature stares at you its mouth wide its eyes whit dots in the dark shadow the creature is shrouded in

Cartoon Beardy@cartoonbeardy· Jun 20

Artists, drop some creepy art

A digital painting of a gloomy scene with a grey white eyed grossly distorted face looming out of the dark

Cartoon Beardy@cartoonbeardy· Jun 14

A quick sketch before bed. No prizes for guessing what’s on the tv in the background. #art #sketch #doodle #Rocketeer #bskyart

A scrappy quick sketch of the character “The Rocketeer” a 1940s style hero. Wearing a World War One pilot costume with a jet pack and a helmet with a fin on the crest of the skull.

Cartoon Beardy@cartoonbeardy· Jun 14

Stuck in an airport hotel so doing some art as there’s sod all else to do round here. #art #vampire #darkart #vamp #bskyart #digitalart

A digital painting of a feminine vampire smiling arching back up to the viewer, baring her teeth in a pin up style

Cartoon Beardy@cartoonbeardy· Jun 14

Artist! Quote with your blue art!💙 #art #alien #xenomorph #horror #bskyart

A digital painting of an Alien from the film franchise of the same name. The creature is bathed in a stark blue light from the right with a harsh dark red shadow on the left, giving it a sinister abstract appearance

Cartoon Beardy@cartoonbeardy· Jun 8

Hehe thank you I kept the receipts

Cartoon Beardy@cartoonbeardy· Jun 8

42 years ago today, Ghostbusters was released. It as one of my formative cinema going experiences. I went to the cinema alone (aged 13). In the theatre, the sound system played the Ray Parker Jnr song before the curtain raised and the hyped audience erupted. #art #ghostbusters #bskyart