Me in the Yum! Brands crisis management meeting pitching them on the urgent need for a “Diarrhea Pequeña” ad campaign starring Conan O’Brien:

He’d get it

Oh no. Oh no.

“Our grandchildren will be talking about this”

Like are you kidding me

Meet Teddy.

The Iron Claw (2023)

First time these words have appeared together

Blind guess. Going out on top.

My guy looks like one of the older Weasley brothers for the Harry Potter HBO show. #jaguars

Touch sand > touch grass

Touch sand > touch grass

*9-10AM executive level hours* “What kind of Costco member are you?”

Peanuts, you say

Gimli posting