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Castaignede

@castaignede

My friend kept quoting my description back to me. So now this is what it says, Gav.

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Ist das dein Profil?Übernimm es — dann gehört dir castaignede.dirty.social.Profil übernehmen

Castaignede@castaignede· 28d

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… where he’ll link up with his twin brother

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Castaignede@castaignede· Jul 7

I've decided that the people of Clacton should be the judges of my actions

Castaignede@castaignede· Jul 7

I've decided that the people of Clacton should be the judges of my actions

Castaignede@castaignede· Jul 7

I've decided that the people of Clacton should be the judges of my actions

Castaignede@castaignede· Jul 4

Preach

Castaignede@castaignede· Jul 2

Guaxi!

A photo taken from above, of a London taxi covered with Holy Moly branding

Castaignede@castaignede· Jun 23

The duble? The doo-uble? The doo-u-blé? The dringsuble?

Castaignede@castaignede· Jun 23

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Castaignede@castaignede· Jun 20

I’m not a fan of all FIFA’s new rules, but this is one I can get behind

A BBC Sport headline saying “ Should Scotland have had two penalties & been playing against 10 men?”

Castaignede@castaignede· Jun 19

Floored by the discovery that I can't get taxis for a 10 minute ride, for 18 people, at 9.30 on a Friday morning, from a mainline station in a Buckinghamshire market town.

Castaignede@castaignede· Jun 17

The photo of Thomas Tuchel accompanying a headline that reads: "The night in a car park where Thomas Tuchel "fell in love" with England"

Harry Redknapp leaning out of a car window, presumably telling Thomas Tuchell about what it's like to manage England

Castaignede@castaignede· Jun 16

If Huel was fun

Castaignede@castaignede· Jun 15

And in the video assistant referees room tonight we have ...

Castaignede@castaignede· Jun 15

Castaignede@castaignede· Jun 15

For the love of God, please do not encourage social interaction amongst teenagers.

Castaignede@castaignede· Jun 14

Declan Donnelly’s fake moustache at the Brazil match isn’t fooling anyone.

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Castaignede@castaignede· Jun 13

He already has a haunted look about him

Castaignede@castaignede· Jun 11

Olivier lived here as a child. He was 44 at the time, but a very good actor.

Castaignede@castaignede· Jun 1

Sure, but try explaining that to the security guards at Birdworld.

Castaignede@castaignede· May 30

🎵 They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot 🎶 This is where I watched Scotland’s last 3 World Cup matches 😭

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Castaignede@castaignede· May 26

Marty McFly stands in front of Biff's Pleasure Paradise in Back to the Future II, as the change in history begins to dawn on him

But instead of Biff's towering, cheap, sleazy casino, here's a picture of The White House with a UFC stadium under construction behind it

Marty McFly again. This time caught in a yell of "nooooo!" as he realises what has happened, and that because of his meddling in history the President is now a c*nt

Castaignede@castaignede· May 18

Someone on here mentioned Madness, and this photo of me on TV with them popped up on Facebook today. So here you go.

Tommy Boyd interviews Suggs and Carl Smyth of Madness on the set of The Saturday Show, 11 February 1984, in front of a bunch of kids in suitable early '80s attire, half of whom are staring up at the monitors in the rafters to catch sight of themselves on TV, rather than looking at the band. Yes, I am there.

Castaignede@castaignede· May 15

The six genders, or mighty morphin' Power Rangers

Castaignede@castaignede· May 14

"Pitt the Even Younger", from Blackadder II, declares in government his policy, "Two, tougher sentences for geography teachers"