Flammable Lector

@castlejskull

aka Scruffy the Vampire Slayer (he/him). Nature-loving queer pagan geek husband material. 🌻Pacific Northwest based. I laugh at my own puns. Recovering healthcare professional. I write. I have the best Belgian Malinois ever. Free 🇵🇸.

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Flammable Lector@castlejskull· 22d

No but you can fill a hole with Lindsey Graham

A freshly dug grave with a shovel sticking out of it in a field of grass, likely rural.
The pile of displaced dirt and another shovel is next to it, showing that this was a community effort.

Flammable Lector@castlejskull· 24d

Flammable Lector@castlejskull· 26d

Drop some BLADES ⚔️🚁🖤🔪⛸️

Flammable Lector@castlejskull· 28d

What a year for horror films. Voting ends tomorrow! Can't believe the score to Leviticus wasn't nominated. Hard to decide against the kids getting Aunt Gladys or Nikki smashing up Sarah for best k*ll. One was deserved and the other was horrifying. 😭 www.fan.gd/share-vote-bs

Sticker for voting for the 2026 fangoria chainsaw awards.

Flammable Lector@castlejskull· Jul 10

Mallory Archer saying "Do you want Kelly LeBrock? Because that's how you get Kelly LeBrocks."

Flammable Lector@castlejskull· Jul 9

Ok my serious take, though

The best of Bear's many sweaters in Obsession

The most iconic of the many sweaters worn by Ensign Wesley Crusher during his time on the USS Enterprise.

Flammable Lector@castlejskull· Jul 9

Name three iconic sweaters

A sweaty, naked Frank Reynolds emerging from a slit in a couch during an iconic scene from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Iconic image of Xenomorph menacing a sweating Ripley whose face is turned away, eyes shut.

Super comedicaly sweaty guy from Airplane!

Flammable Lector@castlejskull· Jul 7

Maybe 12 minutes into Pillion... ME: Lemme turn on captions to see what this movie is all about

Alley blowjob scene from Pillion with the closed captions reading: (ORAL SEX NOISES)

A shot from the movie, Pillion. Alexander Skarsgård's character, Ray, receiving a bad beej from Colin, who is offscreen. Skarsgård looks unusually hot with blonde bangs, scruff, and some chest stubble. The insightful closed caption, representing the sounds of Colin's eager efforts, reads: (GAGGING, COUGHING).

A mid-shot of Alexander Skarsgård's clothed backside from knees up to about T12 during an in-progress blowie from his unbearably awkward co-star toward the beginning of the movie, Pillion. The closed caption generously exposits: (CHOKING, GAGGING CONTINUES).

Flammable Lector@castlejskull· Jul 6

Drop some wings.

Flammable Lector@castlejskull· Jun 30

If you see this post your mentor

Flammable Lector@castlejskull· Jun 21

QTP with a ship that makes you happy

Flammable Lector@castlejskull· Jun 20

Tough choice. Cars and Monsters Inc almost made the list but Ratatouille beat them out. Nothing can touch Coco or Luca, though.

Graphic with the logos all of the Pixar movies with a caption saying choose five Pixar movies. Brave, onward, luca, coco, and Ratatouille are all circled.

Flammable Lector@castlejskull· Jun 19

A screenshot of a Facebook post by Jules Stephen. The caption reads, "The pool is open and everyone is having a wonderful time!"
Below the text is a photo of a middle-aged man with graying hair being interviewed. It is Mayor Larry Vaughn from Jaws from the famous meme quote.

The background features a long, rectangular reflecting pool filled with greenish, murky water and algae. At the far end of the pool, the Lincoln Memorial is visible under a clear sky, indicating this is the National Mall in dc.

Flammable Lector@castlejskull· Jun 18

At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn't look right

Flammable Lector@castlejskull· Jun 18

At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn't look right

Flammable Lector@castlejskull· Jun 16

And Diana

Flammable Lector@castlejskull· Jun 16

Honorable mention to Piggy

Lynda Carter posing with Miss Piggy who is dressed similar to Wonder Woman

Flammable Lector@castlejskull· Jun 16

4 women from pop culture who made you gay as a child

Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman pushing apart two walls that were closing in

Linda Hamilton portraying Sarah Connor in Terminator loading a firearm

Elizabeth Montgomery casting a spell in Bewitched

Flammable Lector@castlejskull· Jun 15

This from your profile? Because you are doing a serious Jekyll and Hyde here. "Erroneously self-declared anti-fascist joins fascist apologist trolls in @stephenking.bsky.social's nazi-voting post".

Flammable Lector@castlejskull· Jun 14

Welp. They always say if you want to build community you should start it yourself! Announcing the newest event for South Sound Pride!

A parody of a photo that originally accompanied a KUOW Public Radio article about a delicious Seattle Pride event entitled gays eating Garlic Bread in the park. The banner now says gays taking ssris in the park with alternating rainbow colored font.

Flammable Lector@castlejskull· Jun 12

Finally! Excited to get started on this Chipotle award-winning missive. Super stoked to see all the awards coming in. Cranking some Def Leppard for it.