catechism

@catechism

frailty, thy name is pam: chicago, cats, and something uniquely me. i don't roll on shabbos.

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catechism@catechism· 3d

good morning

me (white person, big glasses, tattoos) and zuko (orange cat, white mittens, stripey nose) cuddling on the couch

closeup of zuko's perfect face as he snoozes against my chest

catechism@catechism· 4d

it's been a pretty rough few months, so i've been forcing myself to have a little treat on fridays. idk if it's working, but I DO know that depressed with pie is way better than depressed without pie

a little wooden table in a café, with strawberry lemonade, a slice of sour cherry pie, and the book butter, by asako yuzuki

catechism@catechism· 12d

zuko is super skeptical about this rewatch

an orange cat with a white stripe on his nose sits on the top shelf of a TV stand, blocking some of the view. said TV is showing the arrested development pilot (specifically, gob telling michael about his magic show plan for the boat party). zuko looks EXTREMELY judgmental.

catechism@catechism· 14d

earlier he ruined my nap by puking all over the bed, forcing me to spend the rest of the day doing laundry, but i guess i'm over it

a floofy orange cat sleeping extremely adorably on my chest

catechism@catechism· 25d

loving my july commuter fit

a kind of blurry gray-orange selfie of a person wearing a bike helmet, large glasses, and a flo mask, which is between a good disposable and a gas mask, we're shortly pre-mad-max

catechism@catechism· Jun 30

my boy sure knows how to bask

a beautiful orange cat with white paws and nose, asleep on a green blanket. the sun is behind him and his mane is in, so he looks like he's got on one of those Elizabethean collars like the fine gentleman he is. he looks as comfortable and content as any creature ever has, I wish to be him

catechism@catechism· Jun 18

catechism@catechism· Jun 17

gosh he's handsome

a floofy orange cat with a white belly, white mittens and a white nose. he's lounging majestically on an ottoman, waiting for his whims to be catered to

catechism@catechism· Jun 3

listen, zuko is the fiercest boy

a fluffy orange cat with a tempting white belly and mittens stands on his hind legs, his mouth open and ready for chomping, with one of his front paws extended to bat at something off-camera

catechism@catechism· Apr 21

zuko's latest attempt to keep me from going to work is laying claim to my work backpack

a large and floofy orange cat with white mittens and a stripey nose sits on a black backpack wearing an "oh yeah, what're YOU gonna do about it??" look on his little face, nb it is not yet 5 in the morning

catechism@catechism· Apr 9

look at this incredible creature who allows me to live with her

a cat in the coziest bed imaginable, like if you made a soft bed out of some muppets, it's like a gray shag bed but better. anyway, there's a cat in there, a white and orange cat, but all you can see is her sleeping face and one paw dangling over the edge like she's trying to kill me with cuteness

catechism@catechism· Apr 1

i told him i'm thinking about getting him a kitten

a majestic floofy orange cat with a white chest and a stripey nose sits on my lap looking skeptical af

catechism@catechism· Mar 30

then he got mad bc i took his picture instead of helping him, and sulked off to get himself out of it

a floofy orange cat with white mittens, a stripey nose, and a galaxy-brained look on his face sits on a grey carpet with the handle of a black tote bag around his chest

catechism@catechism· Mar 23

her little face in this giant bed will never not be hilarious

a big gray fuzzy cat bed, with the tiny orange & white triangle face of my flamepoint siamese

catechism@catechism· Mar 15

we're a day late but our pi pie turned out well

a pie! it is a chicken pot pie, which is not clear from the photo. there's the character of π in the middle made out of pastry, looks delicious!

catechism@catechism· Mar 11

well. that's the most unfortunate kerning i've seen in maybe forever

screenshot reads:
George "W... ...
HARM ANUS.
escaped to the

catechism@catechism· Mar 9

zuko loves The Cleaning Time, which is good because everything else about it is a rough go

an orange cat with a stripey white nose sits inside two boxes, peeking out through the gap

an apartment, probably, hiding under open boxes all over the place, furniture everywhere, packing materials and garbage bags strewn about, but at least there's a narrow cat path through the mess

catechism@catechism· Mar 8

can four of us eat the giantest pizza in chicago, let's find out

a 2-ft thin crust pizza, tavern cut, half cheese and half pepperoni, it has to have four of those little plastic tables to hold the cheese in place

catechism@catechism· Mar 8

coworker is trying to get rid of his DVDs, and has decided the best way to do this is to give them to me, pero no las quiero!!!!!

bluray editions of the complete harry potter series and the twilight saga

catechism@catechism· Mar 3

🚲🚲🚲

a picture of a very large cardboard box standing up, with a smaller box on the floor that says NEW BIKE DAY

catechism@catechism· Feb 25

i stopped coming to the couch in the mornings to have my coffee and now I remember why: it is way WAY too hard to get up and go to work

zuko, a floofy orange cat with a white stripe on in his nose, is curled up against me looking cute, warm, and so so soft. he has one paw curled against his face and is almost asleep

catechism@catechism· Feb 19

i still have more than half of this left, and maybe two days to use it? the struggle is real, friends. i'm thinking i'll cut it into lemon bars and then, idk, make 10 pies?

a giant white bucket full of extremely red raspberry puree, your photographer would like to eat it all

catechism@catechism· Jan 27

dispatches from the genealogy rabbit hole: found this photo, 0% of my aunts have any idea who it is, 100% want a copy

an old black & white photo of a very handsome man sitting sideways in the driver's side of a truck. his feet are on the running board, and he's leaning forward with his forearms on his knees. he has boots that go almost to his knees, slightly bloused pants, a rumpled collared shirt, a long-sleeved jacket that is unfortunately not leather, and an indiana jones hat. he's smiling, like he looks good and he knows it

catechism@catechism· Nov 30

having coffee with the cat, looking at the snow, listening to the kids in my building (whose names i know!!) play outside, i just really love chicago guys

a white cat very asleep on a gray blanket, with her front paws stretched waaaay out in front of her, v cute

catechism@catechism· Nov 27

don't try this at home, i'm a professional

me, a white human standing in a kitchen in a lemon apron, holding a knife, a peeled apple, and the peel itself, dangling from one hand in one long strip. I look extremely pleased with myself

catechism@catechism· Nov 20

I Need My Arm For Drinking Coffee But The Cat Needs It For A Pillow: a tragic novel in infinite parts, by me

closeup of a pile of fur and some white skin that resolves into my hand on top of [part of] a sleeping orange cat, while a sleeping white cat uses that same arm for a pillow

catechism@catechism· Nov 14

cat or goose, unclear

despite the post, this is a cat. she's white with a few faint orange markings on her face, and her neck is extended super far in front of her while she naps

catechism@catechism· Nov 9

hey

a floofy orange cat with a white stripe on his nose shots starting down from a high shelf, ready to pounce

catechism@catechism· Oct 30

staple removers. probably not the cheapest to buy but I assume there are a million sitting around in genxers' desk drawers

staple remover being used to open a keyring and put the keys on

catechism@catechism· Oct 23

look at these perfect creatures 😻