🔞Emily Dioptase (it/she)

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Transfem, polyam, autistic, etc. 24 years old, sadly. Unstable sometimes, sorry. Primarily t4t I am just a cat. Treat me like one. ΘΔ No minors, please. Main: @dioptasesystem.bsky.social Pfp by my girlfriend: @perfectsystemdx.bsky.social

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🔞Emily Dioptase (it/she)@catfag· 11d

Ok here's the hoppip sex gif from a few months back that I never bothered to fix the clipping issue on, as promised. Clear proof that this is the objectively most fuckable pokemon. Don't worry the hoppip canonically consented the tears are just from her gag reflex :3

🔞Emily Dioptase (it/she)@catfag· Jul 1

Poorly drawn comic in which Walter White says "do you want us to make like. [Canada flag] meth. what." Gus smirks and silently walks away, as Jesse is on a ladder in the background.

🔞Emily Dioptase (it/she)@catfag· Jun 26

The funny thing about this image is that it actually does kinda sum up what nintendo's design philosophy has been ever since the Wii.

"Often I'll see advertisements for porn games and they say 'Try Not To Cum,' but then when you play the game, it seems like the object is to cum. So yes, I would call that bad game design."
—Shigeru Miyamoto
On his revolutionary career at Nintendo
Clickhole

🔞Emily Dioptase (it/she)@catfag· May 12

What do you mean the new Yacht Club game has pit sweat in it

🔞Emily Dioptase (it/she)@catfag· May 9

Chat be honest are you Prey or are you Burger

A screenshot of a Tumblr post.

User harbinger-of-the-defiled-heiress posts:
"i hate when people are like "i really understand what it's like to be Prey... to look up in the jaws of a predator and know it's my purpose to be Consumed..." like bitch no, prey runs away, you're some other shit"

User maisiepup quote posts:
"i know what its like to be Burger [burger emoji]...."

🔞Emily Dioptase (it/she)@catfag· May 1

2017x in his shattered form says "how cold..."

🔞Emily Dioptase (it/she)@catfag· Apr 26

What even is this thing supposed to be

A character consisting of a pink ball head, a pink ball body, 2 pink ball hands, and 2 pink ball feet, all detached from each other and floating.

🔞Emily Dioptase (it/she)@catfag· Apr 24

If see post image no context

A screenshot of a youtube video titled "Unbeatable |ARCH MIX|". The top comment reads "BOWSER'S PART!! [Two fire emojis] [Two speaking emojis]"

The comment in question is circled, with an arrow pointing from it to an image of Bowser Fart Gif.

🔞Emily Dioptase (it/she)@catfag· Apr 14

I turned the chart into a funny face

A chart ranging from annoying to endearing, edited to look like a face.

🔞Emily Dioptase (it/she)@catfag· Apr 10

As far as I'm concerned, all ear is sexdoll type hole

🔞Emily Dioptase (it/she)@catfag· Mar 13

Like for real though just try telling me this isn't an extremely fuckable design. You can't. I need to put my penis her mouth and hurt her in various ways. Look how she begs for her life! It's adorable!