C. Buckthorn@cbuckthorn· 20d There was a snafu with the ordering of whiskeys and one of these might be much more expensive than the others
C. Buckthorn@cbuckthorn· 21d He looks like he has way more money than he does. It’s the hottest thing
C. Buckthorn@cbuckthorn· 22d I had to lie on the floor for this
C. Buckthorn@cbuckthorn· 23d The bar is amazing but they keep playing Red Hot Chilli Peppers
C. Buckthorn@cbuckthorn· 24d Can I just ask them for a tampon instead
C. Buckthorn@cbuckthorn· 24d Happy birthday to my brave, brilliant, beautiful brother!
C. Buckthorn@cbuckthorn· 29d Of course I took a photo. An excellent one
C. Buckthorn@cbuckthorn· Jul 12 This works just as well in a Tommy-fookin-Shelby voice
C. Buckthorn@cbuckthorn· Jul 11 Well, well, well. Look who’s come crawling back
C. Buckthorn@cbuckthorn· Jul 9 Bf and I tried to write a Simpsons-themed cocktail menu on Monday, got as far as ‘spicy Marge’ before the booze took hold
C. Buckthorn@cbuckthorn· Jul 7 When my bf comes home from work
C. Buckthorn@cbuckthorn· Jul 5 Be funnier if all the drones sank mid-ocean
C. Buckthorn@cbuckthorn· Jul 4 Today’s fun weekend treat: exploring a new bus route through our village
C. Buckthorn@cbuckthorn· Jul 2 My 8yo calling for me via tweet. What can this mean
C. Buckthorn@cbuckthorn· Jun 30 Three top-tier birds and two absolute slags