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Chris R. Donnelly

@cdonnellytx

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Chris R. Donnelly@cdonnellytx· 21d

But will you re-create this classic scene from B.O.T.?

The Combaticons attempt to form Bruticus with a sparkless — sorry, personality-component-less — Brawl. Which doesn’t explain why Brawl is actively raising his arms to hold Onslaught and Vortex. Ah well.

It doesn’t work and they basically look like a cheerleading squad doing a stand-on-each other formation. I’m sure it has a name. It had a name.

Chris R. Donnelly@cdonnellytx· 28d

Krusty the Klown, angry about away so many free burgers, yelling at the viewer:

—-

You people are pigs!
I personally am going to spit in every 50th burger.

—-

From the episode “Lisa’s First Word”.

Chris R. Donnelly@cdonnellytx· Jul 13

Didn’t he though?

Still from Jurassic Park (1993).

Caption reads — Badlands — Near Snakewater, Montana

Several paleontologists are painstakingly excavating a fossilized, intact Velociraptor skeleton.

Chris R. Donnelly@cdonnellytx· Jul 6

Extreme closeup of the little girl from the painting “A Sunday Afternoon On The Island Of La Grande Jatte”, zoomed and cropped to show the same approximate face zoom as Stella’s photo in the original post.

The joke here is that this is from a scene in Frrris Bueller’s Day Off (1986) wherein Cameron Frye, one of the characters, is in the Art Institute of Chicago staring at this painting; the camera cuts back and forth to closer and closer zooms of the little girl and Cameron’s faces

Chris R. Donnelly@cdonnellytx· Jul 5

One of their prime ministers had six arms

Octo Paganini is a Belgian supervillain from an episode of The Tick animated series. He is a musical affecionado, and due to having six arms, plays two (possibly three) violins at a time.

His prime ministership only lasted about a minute or so, as it was a robot double of the King of Belgium that pronounced him thusly. When the imposter robot was beheaded by the Tick's replacement sidekick Blitzen, Paganini declared himself the new King, but he was ignored and arrested.

Chris R. Donnelly@cdonnellytx· Jun 29

And a popular game show

Chris R. Donnelly@cdonnellytx· Jun 26

Shredder, from the 1987 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon, pointing defiantly and declaring: “Tonight I dine on turtle soup!”

Chris R. Donnelly@cdonnellytx· Jun 13

I am familiar with how they helped the Mayincatecs

Still from The Pumaman (1980), a movie in which the titular Pumaman is depicted as being a (white) descendant of aliens who aided “the Aztecs” (who lived in Peru instead of the Incas… yes, it’s very incorrect about its history). Anyway they helped this “Mayincatec” civilization.

In this scene the Pumaman (a white man wearing a red cape, a black shirt with a gold mask emblem on it, and… well it’s not pictured, but he’s wearing khakis) is talking with his “Aztec” companion, Vadinho (portrayed by Miguel Ángel Fuentes), seeking advice on how to defeat the villain of the film.

Chris R. Donnelly@cdonnellytx· Jun 2

You’ve read your last free article, Galvatron!

Rodimus Prime, telling Galvatron this is the end of the road. I mean last free article.

Chris R. Donnelly@cdonnellytx· May 27

Google Search: contort a walrus

“All” is selected, not “AI Mode”.

✨ AI Overview

To "contort a walrus" literally is an incredible feat of flexibility, as these marine mammals are massive and heavily built. However, because their skin is notoriously loose and wrinkly, they are surprisingly bendy!

Header: How to Contort a Walrus
(Section not shown, hidden by “Show more” button)

Chris R. Donnelly@cdonnellytx· May 4

Who wore it better?

Katy Perry, at the 2026 Met Gala, wearing a weird artsy fencing mask with white trim and silver surface over her face, concealing it. She’s also in a white dress with white gloves.

Chris R. Donnelly@cdonnellytx· Apr 30

Columbo (as portrayed by Peter Falk), holding up a finger.

Caption reads “Delete the wife”, in reference to an episode of Star Trek: Voyager in which Kate Mulgrew’s Captain Janeway said this very thing.

Chris R. Donnelly@cdonnellytx· Mar 20

Two radio hosts are sitting next to the DJ-3000, which says:

LOOKS LIKE THOSE CLOWNS IN REDMOND DID IT AGAIN. WHAT A BUNCH OF CLOWNS.

One host laughed and then asks the other:

HOW DOES HE KEEP UP WITH THE NEWS LIKE THAT?

From “Bart Gets an Elephant", Season 5, Episode 17

Chris R. Donnelly@cdonnellytx· Mar 1

Looks great! Reminds me of Rattrap from Beast Wars.

Rattrap, in beast mode, eats an apple.

Screen capture from the Beast Wars: Transformers cartoon episode "The Web".
© 1996 Mainframe Entertainment, Hasbro

Chris R. Donnelly@cdonnellytx· Feb 23

We know the kind :)

Pic of the BROS BROS BROS from Jeph’s comic Questionable Content. They go around cheering on anyone calling anyone a bro.

Chris R. Donnelly@cdonnellytx· Feb 18

haha what is this character list

Features
• The app offers more than 80 unique characters, including 15 world-famous faces and other pop culture icons, including Paddington Bear, Om Nom from Cut the Rope, Ryu from Street Fighter®, Maya the Bee™, Vic the Viking™, Angela Merkel, the cute Bunny and other famous avatars including Aunjai, the official mascot of AIS (Thailand's biggest telecom company).

Chris R. Donnelly@cdonnellytx· Jan 16

The Wrap really said “Rebs in Disarray”

Chris R. Donnelly@cdonnellytx· Jan 10

Still from “Time Chasers” (1994). Its mulleted protagonist, Matthew Bruch, is shown wearing his iconic gray Castleton shirt as he stands next to his old ex-lover played by Bonnie Pritchard.

Chris R. Donnelly@cdonnellytx· Jan 4

OMG it’s literally this Dril tweet

Dril tweet: “turning a big dial taht says 'Racism' on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right.”. But with “racism” replaced with “coup”.

Chris R. Donnelly@cdonnellytx· Dec 30

That angle makes him look like he has a knuckle knife protruding from his left fist, or trying to flip someone off with the wrong finger

Chris R. Donnelly@cdonnellytx· Dec 26

He can always sell the gingerbread house to this fellow

A Funko Pop of Aquaman. But not just any Aquaman. A *gingerbread* Aquaman, which basically looks like what you expect: Aquaman, but a Funko Pop, but the look of a gingerbread man with brown “skin” and white frosting for hair.

Why does this even exist? What is wrong with DC and our consumer culture where we would decide to make gingerbread variants of multiple Justice League characters? This is why the gingerbread house is in peril in the first place!

Chris R. Donnelly@cdonnellytx· Dec 21

Meme of Anakin and Padme conversation about sand, but with captions that read:

I like sand.
It’s coarse and rough and tastes delicious.

Chris R. Donnelly@cdonnellytx· Nov 22

Civ nerds know…

The “Epic handshake” or “Predator handshake” meme.
- Left side: “Gandhi”
- Right side: “Trump”
- At handshake: “using nukes”

Chris R. Donnelly@cdonnellytx· Nov 20

Looks like the RV store rebranded? Only the insurance remains named for him

Google Map of what appears to be the RV shop in question just off I-70, but is now rebranded as a Camping World franchisee.

The Tom Raper name does remain on the embedded insurance company, however. It is subcaptioned with “Unfortunate name”

Chris R. Donnelly@cdonnellytx· Nov 19

The Chick tract where they tell Jesus to shut up because he told them the truth, but now he’s saying “Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate! Aack!” And the caption now reads (crudely photoshopped) “They hated Cathy because She told them the truth.”

Chris R. Donnelly@cdonnellytx· Nov 12

upstate new york?

Superintendent Chalmers:
Really? Well, I’m from Utica and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase “garbage plate”.

Chris R. Donnelly@cdonnellytx· Nov 9

Scene: the Simpsons are at church.

HOMER: HEY MARGE, REMEMBER WHEN WE USED TO MAKE OUT TO THIS REBUS?
MARGE: ( giggling) SHH.

Chris R. Donnelly@cdonnellytx· Oct 31

Period-appropriate Lincoln bathroom

Log Cabin Outhouse .... Black Creek Pioneer Village .... Toronto (North York) Ontario
.... The Stong family's outhouse, an outdoor toilet, also called a privy.

Source:
https://www.flickr.com/photos/57156785@N02/48927294131

Chris R. Donnelly@cdonnellytx· Oct 29

An *evil* autocorrect?

Dr. Evil, holding his pinky to his mouth and smirking

Chris R. Donnelly@cdonnellytx· Oct 28

Jet Jaguar? JET JAGUAR!

Jet Jaguar, a heroic robot who first appeared in the 1973 Toho Godzilla film Godzilla vs. Megalon.

He is a humanoid robot with a pointed head. His face consists of square eyes which are usually dark blue but sometimes glow bright blue, a triangular nose, rectangular jaw, and a vent that resembles a smiling mouth across his face. He is primarily silver, though he has multicolored patterns throughout his body which vary between red, yellow, and blue. He had round yellow shoulders, blue elbows, a red upper chest featuring a downward-pointing arrow-shaped design, a yellow lower torso, red hips, yellow knees, and blue legs. His feet are silver but feature a blue arrow pattern extending from his legs. He has segmented blue padding around his neck, and similar segmented textures on his arms, hips, and legs. Jet Jaguar has a white emblem on his waist which resembles the outline of a flying bird. When Jet Jaguar flies, antennae extend from the ear-like structures on the sides of his head.