CEEFAUX
@ceefaux
The TV listings you never did know that you didn't not need, in glorious teletext several times a day. GSOH. Non-smoker preferred. Ring top bell. Your home is at risk if you store dynamite in it.
We'd send your our Art of Noise sampler that came free with the ZX Spectrum game Thunderblade in 1988, but someone's mum (KEITH) threw it out in the early 2000s and we've definitely got over that, absolutely over it, completely, WHY? WHY DID SHE DO IT? Ahem. Sorry.
We’re just 20 followers off 5,000 - the point at which we'll have prizes on offer beyond your wildest dreams** so please give us a repost if you can! **may not match your own wildest level of dreams, unless your dreams are very specifically about things like mugs or tshirts sourced cheaply online.
We’re 101 followers off 5,000 - which is the point at which untold riches* will be unlocked, so please give us a repost if you can! *riches may be untold, and may be some CEEFAUX branded merch giveaway like a mug or speedboat** **subject to availability and us being able to steal a speedboat