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“aww his neck is short”

[with complete certainty]: “FROST CODE”

wow!

“now i wash you”

pulling up to heaven hoping no one asks how i passed

you’re gonna wanna ask for some honey mustard which is gratis

just had a great fried chicken breast (didn’t eat the bun) at Bracket Room at dulles gate B

defending my friend: yeah, he sucks, but so does the rest of his team!

pointless ass day

freese

official stance on the red card controversy

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he was already never going to have to pay for a drink ever again, but now there will be statues

can’t believe this

“your icloud storage is full”

showing up to work for the first time since i left for thanksgiving: “i’ve depression”

MELF . . . . . . . . 0️⃣

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