CJ Higgins

@cegjeg

they/he • 33 • Actor, queerdo, just a cracker-jack person

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CJ Higgins@cegjeg· 9d

The Wikipedia article for Israel is pretty blunt about what’s going on, as one example.

A screenshot of a section of the Wikipedia page for Israel, which reads:

“[beginning of sentence not included] conflict persists. Israel's illegal occupation of the Palestinian territories has drawn international criticism, with most Middle East experts arguing that Israel's treatment of Palestinians in the West Bank in relation to Israeli settlers constitutes a system of apartheid. After the Hamas-led October 7 attacks, Israel began committing genocide against Palestinians in Gaza. Israel and its allies, including the United States, deny that Israels’s actions constitute genocide.”

CJ Higgins@cegjeg· 10d

Guess how many boobs I saw today, Marge?? FIFTEEN!

Homer and Marge in a Florida motel room. Homer is visibly drunk and holding up two fingers on one hand and one thumb on another.

CJ Higgins@cegjeg· 13d

I’ve made this convenient graph based on research mapping mosquito bite locations on a scale of 1. How easy or hard it is to itch the spot 2. How much dignity you can maintain doing so, and/or how rude it was of the mosquito to do that

Christ where do I start, okay so it’s a piece of lined paper titled “Mosquito Bite Locations”. It’s a quadrant chart; the Y axis ranges from “no impact on dignity” to “indignant”, and the X axis ranges from “easy to access/itch” to “challenging to access/itch”. In the top-left quadrant are arms and legs. Top-right quadrant includes palm and ankle. Bottom-left has stomach, face, inner thigh, and boobs. Bottom-right are the butt and bottom of foot.

CJ Higgins@cegjeg· Jul 23

Wait a minute

The cover of the 2002 young adult novel “The House of the Scorpion” by Nancy Farmer. It’s a black and red cover with a red scorpion on it. The plot of the novel centers around a child who finds out he’s the clone of a drug lord who intends to harvest him for his organs.

CJ Higgins@cegjeg· Jul 22

Accidentally referenced Urinetown to a stranger because I forgot not everyone has heard of that one so this is me now basically

The XKCD comic titled "Average Familiarity", which is two stick figures talking to each other. The text of the original has been altered so it reads as such:

Ponytail: Provocative theatre is second nature to us theatre artists so it's easy to forget that the average person probably only knows Avenue Q or Reefer Madness and one or two versions of Spring Awakening.

Bald: And Urinetown of course.

Ponytail: Of course.

Bottom Text: Even when they're trying to compensate for it, experts in anything wildly overestimate the average person's familiarity with their field.

CJ Higgins@cegjeg· Jul 2

I need even one person to ask Trump on camera what’s going on over here

A cropped section of the left side of Trump’s AI-fabricated image of his stupid little fair. Mysteriously, it shows many people sitting in the middle of the air as if they’re all on chairlifts. Just out among the trees, sitting like they’re in a chair.

CJ Higgins@cegjeg· Jun 11

It also looked great in person by the way, in case you were curious

CJ poses in front of the stage for “The Rocky Horror Show” running on Broadway. They’re wearing a trans pride kilt, a vest, big boots, a pearl necklace, and a face mask.

CJ Higgins@cegjeg· Jun 8

My main thoughts about last night's Tony Award performances

Luke Evans as Frank-n-Furter from The Rocky Horror Show, performing at the Tony Awards. The camera is behind him and facing the audience. You can see his butt covered only by a black thong among the rest of his costume (fishnets, tall boots, a corset, gloves, wig), and lemme tell you: it's a nice butt.

A still from the movie "Hot Fuzz" where a character is gossipping about another character while he's in the same room. She says: "Get a look at his arse".

CJ Higgins@cegjeg· Jun 2

Your honor I love her

CJ, a white dude with a mustache, smiles for a selfie with his long-haired orange cat Pancake

CJ Higgins@cegjeg· May 10

Also big shout-out to @ryehickman.bsky.social for making astonishing artwork not only in general, but of Argus, the bestest boy. Cropped to avoid spoilers as best as I could!

Argus, a corgi (so it would seem), sips a coffee bevvy and vibrates.

Argus, a corgi (so it would seem), rolls around on a dance floor, his beans in the air like he just don’t care.

Argus, a corgi (so it would seem), has heart eyes while getting some good head scritches.

Argus, a corgi (so it would seem), shoots some sort of magical yellow powers out of his toe beans, which are glowing the same color.

CJ Higgins@cegjeg· May 10

Finally got to read “Galaxy: As the World Falls Down” written by my incredible friend @planetx.bsky.social and WOW. Hit me in all the feels I expected and then some extra ones. Can’t stress enough how amazing it is we have a canonical trans lesbian superhero in the DC Comics universe 🏳️‍⚧️💜

A picture of the cover of “Galaxy: As The World Falls Down”, with an indoor waterpark in the background.

CJ, a white dude with a mustache, holds his copy of said graphic novel for a selfie. He’s also wearing novelty wolf ears.

CJ Higgins@cegjeg· Apr 29

Bart from the Simpsons saying “Now Martin’s scoring off me. Oh, that is it”. The context is that a less-cool kid managed to get in a good joke at his expense.

CJ Higgins@cegjeg· Apr 20

It’s my birthday and I’m hot, enjoy your celebrations of the day however you like 💜

CJ poses for a selfie while wearing a vampire button-up and choker

CJ Higgins@cegjeg· Apr 17

A screenshot from Diana: The Musical wherein Princess Diana sings the lyric “serves me right for marrying a Scorpio”. It’s also worth noting this moment comes out of nowhere in an otherwise-dramatic moment for the character, actual person Princess Diana.

CJ Higgins@cegjeg· Mar 22

CHRIS CHRISTIE figured it out???

Michael from the scene in The Good Place where Jason figures it out, saying “Yeah, this is a real low point. This one hurts.”

CJ Higgins@cegjeg· Mar 8

Happy day to international women

The scene from Little Women (2019) when Mr. March returns home; he’s hugging his daughters while saying “my little international women”

The scene in Little Women (2019) where Jo March says “Women—“

A post by Gwdihw @youwouldknow.bsky.social that reads:
"And then they realised, they were no longer international girls: they were international women." #IWD2025
The picture is Moe from The Simpsons crying while reading the end of Little Women.

CJ Higgins@cegjeg· Mar 3

Local Trans Masc Gets To Wear Cute Clothes Because He Doesn’t Listen To Dumbass Cis People, Looks Hot

CJ in a pink sequined jumpsuit, wearing pink glittery makeup

CJ in a multi-colored sequined blazer, a necklace with vampire teeth, and heart-shaped sunglasses

CJ wearing a black crop top and brown/green flannel

CJ wearing a multi-colored rose-patterned sweater and orange pants, with heart-shaped sunglasses

CJ Higgins@cegjeg· Mar 1

Quick and easy tips on how to catch a block INSTANTLY! Wow I hadn’t heard that Republicans are bad can you let the Dems know too so they can ask for money about it

Someone quote-tweets my original tweet with “Republicans are the cause of 99% of said problems.”

CJ Higgins@cegjeg· Feb 15

Happy Valentine’s Day from Pancake and I 💜

CJ stands in his bedroom wearing a white button-up with black designs an orange pants. He’s holding his pet cat Pancake, an orange ball of fur and rage. She is not happy to be in this picture.

CJ Higgins@cegjeg· Feb 1

I’m on day 12 of mucus thanks to the cold and I’m gonna lose it

Kermit the Frog falling from the top of a stage

CJ Higgins@cegjeg· Jan 20

Love that I started taking T and my body was like “oh shit it’s that thing I love, alright so now your whole body is a different shape and you get muscles if you sneeze a little hard”

CJ poses for a selfie with his hands in his pockets. He’s wearing a tank top and green pants.

CJ poses for a selfie while flexing his biceps. He’s wearing a tank top and green pants.

CJ Higgins@cegjeg· Jan 11

Hey @jeffstormer.gobirds.online what about Pugliacci, it’s the clown but he’s also a cute little pug, is this anything

The scene in Back To The Future where Marvin Berry calls his cousin Chuck to tell him about the new sound he’s been looking for.

CJ Higgins@cegjeg· Jan 7

Hey @aonehattown.bsky.social and @jeffstormer.gobirds.online I didn't know how else to communicate this news to you both so here enjoy

A post from the Facebook page "Musicals Daily" which reads:

NEW! The Warriors is officially taking its first real steps toward the stage.

Lin-Manuel Miranda and Eisa Davis have begun casting for a 2026 New York work session, with plans to shape the show into a full stage musical.

The workshop will be led by director Jenny Koons, choreographer Andy Blankenbuehler, and music director Kurt Crowley, building on the hit 2024 album inspired by the cult film.

CJ Higgins@cegjeg· Jan 1

I’ll let the form submission I received through my website speak for itself.

An email from Squarespace for a form submission I received. It reads:

Name: francis bitcoin
Email Address: [REDACTED]
Subject: cj i must tell u. this i must tell u how u look

Message: U look like a were woldf ;)
i like it keep it up
ur eyebroes they glisten with a feral rage that enraptures me i want them to embrace me and keep me warm in the most bitter cold nights of the coming winter

CJ Higgins@cegjeg· Dec 30

Close enough, welcome back Lestat de Lioncourt as portrayed by Sam Reid

The character Ilya Rozanov from “Heated Rivalry” answering a question at a press conference

CJ Higgins@cegjeg· Dec 27

My wife and I got trans-married!

The “you may kiss the bride” moment of a wedding. There are trans and non-binary pride flags in the background.

Two trans people in wedding attire hold up a trans pride flag.

CJ Higgins@cegjeg· Dec 26

Years ago I was arguing with someone online while rocking this profile picture, and they responded with, quote, “whatever you say, spooky Billy Corgan”. Which I meannnnnnnn points were made

CJ performing in “Ghost Quartet” in 2019. They are completely bald and bathed in green light, and they’re making a creepy facial expression complete with hand movements near their ears.

CJ Higgins@cegjeg· Dec 22

And we’re saying the word “Prius” really clearly so there’s no confusion about what of mine is encrusted in salt right

An extreme close-up of a cat in distress; their eyes are huge and have tears building in them

CJ Higgins@cegjeg· Dec 22

Quote with your fav pic from 2025 I mean come on

CJ and his wife Travis on their wedding day. The two hold up a transgender pride flag with one foot each on a bench a la Captain Morgan, as if to say “we got transgender married, fuck you”

CJ Higgins@cegjeg· Dec 19

My little angel baby kitty has little baby kitten mittens