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Cerberus@cerby· 22d

Sorry is a bit late here and I’m on my phone but these are the immediate things that jumped out at me. I took screenshots of a couple more but I think these are the easiest ones to show people

Red circle around a “hand” that appears to have a thumb on both sides instead of a thumb and four fingers.

There is no appearance of a thumb on the hand within this red circle. Just a vague shape of a “hand” with weirdly shaped “fingers” hanging over the end of an armrest on the characters wheelchair.

The “hand” in the right red circle appears to be a thumb and maybe two fingers in a claw shape. The “hand” in the left circle doesn’t even appear to exist, nor hold the weapon (or whatever it is, sorry) at all.

The left “hand” should have a thumb but it looks like a curled fist with a little stump in place of the thumb. The right “hand” is not a natural shape for a hand to be relaxed by your side in. One “finger” is incredibly long while the other is too short

Cerberus@cerby· 28d

Even my study buddy, Beaux, despises The Bluebook: A Uniform System of Citation. Though I suspect it is because it is taking up real estate on his comfy blanket.

A small black dog, named Beaux, loafs on a pile of pillows, a couch cushion, and multiple blankets. The dog has his tongue sticking out like a little blep. His ears are slightly back and he is side-eyeing an open textbook near the foreground. The textbook is open to legal citation rules for statutes. The dog (and person behind the camera, not photographed) is displeased.

“How dare that thing take up space on MY pile of comfort goods!” - the dog, probably

Cerberus@cerby· Jun 26

Got upset at a bag marketed as a “pride bag” with a fake rainbow strap. So I made my own strap out of spite with a PROPER rainbow with a thermal crochet stitch.

Two bag straps. The left one is fake pride. Colors: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, then black. No purple.
Hand made strap on the right. Colors: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple.

Appropriately and proudly gay themed.

Cerberus@cerby· Jun 14

It’s dinner time and he moved to 1/∞ beds we have in here and has decided it is more worthy of his time to stare at his spinning bone puzzle and bone puzzle pieces. His food alarm went off and he isn’t running around like a maniac demanding to be fed this instant. So dramatic.

A small black dog lays on a dog bed next to a couch and dog ramp that leads to the couch. He looks toward a spinning bone puzzle and various bone puzzle pieces strewn about on the wood flooring. The dog prefers to look literally anywhere except at the person taking the photo because the photo-taker dared to suggest the dog (Beaux) should have his nails trimmed. To the left of the little dog is yet another dog bed that was hand crafted with crochet. And on the other side of the dog ramp that leads to the couch is yet another dog bed with multiple pillows and a hand-crafted blanket on the bed.

Cerberus@cerby· Jun 9

So glad @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social posted about the sale with Blackwells to get free shipping to the US! My book just arrived in the mail today and I’m hoping to start reading it in a few weeks. If I start it right now I will ignore my current obligations

A book with a beautifully made cover. Title is “Everything Will Swallow You” by Tom Cox

Cerberus@cerby· May 31

Beaux has decided I am now the person to follow around from room to room. I love how he cycles between @auralytical.dev and I on who he refuses to let out of his sight each day. There is no such thing as privacy when you are the chosen one.

Photo of a door that is open only a small amount. Barely visible is a small black dog nose and a sliver of their small black dog snout and hair peaking through the door as the dog is about to push their way through and open the door. You can never use the washroom alone and must always be supervised.

Cerberus@cerby· May 30

What's crazy is on blacksky it says your account is deactivated, yet if I use bluesky...I can see you just fine?!

Cerberus@cerby· May 23

We may or may not have a small crow friend who likes to hang out on our porch and stare at us. Demanding peanuts of course. Picture is kinda bad since it’s through the screen door, but still enjoy seeing them every day.

A small crow sits on a railing and side-eyes the camera.

Cerberus@cerby· May 15

I’m attempting to work on a test for my summer law class and of course I have hockey on in the background (luckily the test is not timed). This was the most recent distracting moment (presented with no context).

Vegas Golden Knights NHL team goaltender #79 (Hart) is on his knees in front of the Vegas bench. His body faces the ice and his rear end faces an opening in the boards to the Vegas bench. Hart is looking back toward the bench as if to say “who loves kitty” (reference to a Robin Williams Live on Broadway 2002 joke). Players block the view of Hart’s feet.

Cerberus@cerby· May 4

Dear online friends and acquaintances: how am I expected to butter this for garlic bread?! (Wrong answers only)

A hand holds up a sliced piece of a baguette. The slice has many holes in it formed from bubbles when the bread was baking. Peering through the largest hole near the center of the slice you see a small black dog face staring up at you…or at the bread. Honestly, the dog is probably staring at the bread.

Cerberus@cerby· May 2

Please observe our little old man, Beaux, who is also our couch gremlin and our landlord. We owe him everything and he owns everything. He has stolen our hearts for the last 14.5 years.

A small black dog stands on a fleece blanket on the corner of a couch cushion with his mouth open and tongue hanging out.

Cerberus@cerby· Apr 27

Mistakes were made at the farmer’s market this morning. I’ve somehow never had this?! And now I want more… Guess I will be returning next Sunday. Might try making some Mac & cheese with this - I hear a local place uses it to make crab Mac & cheese which sounds fun.

A small tub of “Vache: Creamy & Spreadable” farmers cheese produced by Samish Bay sits on top of a paper towel on a table.

A small tub of opened “Vache: Creamy & Spreadable” farmers cheese produced by Samish Bay sits on top of a paper towel on a table. Some cheese has been scooped out of the middle. In the foreground are a half-eaten sleeve of crackers.

Cerberus@cerby· Apr 26

Beaux is worn out, all that exploring and reading the pee mail takes a lot of energy from a little ol’ man.

A small older black dog snoozes on a couch. His belly and hind legs are nestled into the crease between two cushions, his front legs and face are resting on a soft fleece blanket. His nose is pushed almost straight down into the blanket so much so that his humans sometimes wonder how he breathes while sleeping like that. On the floor beyond the couch is a dog bone spinning puzzle that is disheveled a little from being checked for treats after his walk.

Cerberus@cerby· Apr 6

This appears to check out

A screenshot of Bluesky on mobile. It shows Jerry Chen’s post saying “ok my bad. looks like it's a load bearing lack of verification” Below Jerry’s post is a Bluesky error saying “There was an issue fetching posts. Tap here to try again.”

Cerberus@cerby· Feb 25

Our little guy is worn out from his routine bloodwork today to check on his pituitary tumor (don’t worry it’s being maintained with meds, so we just have to go in occasionally and make sure they’re still working). I have been enjoying hanging out with him on the couch this evening and crocheting.

A small medium-haired black dog lays on a pile of blankets. His nose is in a crack between two blankets and the side of his head rests against a pillow. He is sleeping after a long day full of adventures and a routine vet visit.

Cerberus@cerby· Jan 30

Y’all I got the funniest picture of Carlo

Toronto Maple Leafs number 25 (Carlo) being ushered into the penalty box during the 3rd period of the Leafs at Kraken hockey game.

Cerberus@cerby· Jan 30

Hello Leafs family and Kraken family. I have arrived and am so excited!

Cerberus@cerby· Jan 16

Got a tired little Leafs fan resting on my Leafs blanket. Oh who am I kidding? It’s his blanket on his couch in his home honestly. Go Leafs Go!

A small black dog with medium length hair rests on a Toronto Maple Leafs blanket that is bundled up on top of couch cushions. He is squinting his eyes just a little as he was woken up by excited humans who yelled happily about a goal scored in a hockey game.

Cerberus@cerby· Jan 3

During the Kraken 2nd intermission last night I had hidden a treat by this toy of Beaux’s. So naturally he had to see if there were possibly any more to be had.

Cerberus@cerby· Dec 29

Update: he has awoken.

The same small black dog lays on a white fleece blanket and leans against a handmade crochet dog bed. His head is held up now that he is awake, eyes open and alert, and he has a small “blep” of his tongue sticking out ever so slightly. He appears to be interested in something beyond the camera.

Cerberus@cerby· Dec 29

Leafs intermission nap time for Beaux.

A small black dog lays on their side on top of a soft white fleece blanket with his head resting slightly on a handmade crochet dog bed. His eyes are closed and body is relaxed, his snout is hidden by a fold in the white blanket. He peacefully snoozes away while the house is quiet during hockey intermission.

Cerberus@cerby· Dec 20

Tried to take Beaux for a walk before it gets dark (and before the hockey games I want to watch start up) but he was having none of it. After his potty breaks he demanded to go back inside. “Everything is wet, it’s cold, and it is sprinkling. I hate it. I want my pile of blankets on the couch.”

A small black dog (yorkie and miniature schnauzer mix) with a red homemade crochet sweater and red harness and leash stand next to a utility pole. He stands between two sets of plants in wet dirt and grave. The dog is looking off into the distance with a facial expression that conveys “it is entirely too wet and too cold out here. I think I would rather go back inside to the warm blanket pile on our couch.”

Cerberus@cerby· Nov 19

I love that usually the Leafs game is on and immediately after will be the Kraken game. On the days both games happen to start at the same time I have to get creative. #LeafsForever #releasethekraken

In the foreground is a laptop on a small table with the Seattle Kraken vs Detroit Redwings hockey game playing. In the background on a desk against the wall is a larger computer monitor with the Toronto Maple Leafs vs St. Louis Blues hockey game playing.

Cerberus@cerby· Aug 24

Beaux is only 11 pounds and yet manages to claim two couch cushions in such a cute way that we would be awful people to disturb him and use “our” couch (we all know he owns everything here). I can’t believe he will be 14 years old this December! Love this little guy so much.

A small black Yorkie mix sleeps soundly on a couch. He lays on his side with his little belly exposed, legs stretched out, tongue sticking out, and body stretched between two couch cushions. A vibrant orange thin blanket is behind his head.

Cerberus@cerby· Aug 10

As promised: A small turnip keychain A hilariously lopsided corgi And a smaller version of vlad the kraken from the woobles (I have the glow in the dark set one from them and used the same pattern but smaller thread in Seattle Kraken colors).

Arranged on a couch cushion from left to right:
A small lopsided crocheted corgi with a red collar.
A crocheted turnip keychain with three green leaves on top and a smiling face added to the front of the turnip.
A small crocheted kraken in light sea blue and dark blue colors to mimic the Seattle Kraken hockey team colors for away games.

A low-light photo of a small crocheted kraken from the woobles company. The crochet piece glows in the dark and puts off light green and yellow light from the yarn.

Cerberus@cerby· Aug 4

@lastweektonight.com Since John Oliver loves rats (specifically Brian Swords, Stay Up Late. 1992.) I think he'd love the drama over the Hot Rat Summer mosaic in Seattle's Capital Hill. Someone dressed in a rat costume went to a city council meeting to protest them covering the art repeatedly.

Two images side by side. The left is a photo of the mural "Hot Rat Summer" in Seattle, Washington's Capital Hill neighborhood. It is a mosaic by an unknown artist of a rat standing in grass with a light blue sky behind them. Behind the head of the rat is the sun, with white and black rays coming out from the top, like a halo effect usually portrayed in religious art. In front of the rat is a heart. (Not shown: Below the rat it says "Hot Rat Summer" on the mosaic)
The right image is a photo of a person in a costume full of air that is a light blue rat with white fingerless gloves and a makeshift halo standing at a microphone and speaking at Seattle's city council meeting.

Cerberus@cerby· May 30

There are some cool leather foldable bowl-type things for this so they aren’t damaged

A leather hexagon bowl-shaped dice tray with buttons on the exterior that can be undone so the bowl becomes flat and is easily packable into a bag.

Cerberus@cerby· May 19

Please observe this very cute little man who decided to show his face from under the blanket.

A small black dog is sitting up and covered with a white blanket. The blanket covers everything except his face. The dogs eyes are looking up in stereotypical “puppy dog eyes” and the very tip of his pink tongue pokes out of the end of his snout.

Cerberus@cerby· May 19

Probably an unpopular opinion, but I truly think a game 7 in Florida would have been easier for the Leafs. They feed off the crowd's energy. Not saying the crowd shouldn't be upset right now, just saying that the mental game for the Leafs would have been better in Florida.

a screenshot of Discord chat from 16:08 pacific time that says:
mom: Are you nervous yet?
me: a little, yeah. I'm actually more nervous about the crowd than the game because of how shitty the crowd can be, I think a game 7 would have been easier in florida almost

Cerberus@cerby· Apr 30

OMG I love them! So adorable! Here's Beaux with a new treat ball we got him recently (we freeze some goodies and he rolls the ball all around the place trying to get it out lol)