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Chabitz

@chabitz

Insubordinate and churlish

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Chabitz@chabitz· 17d

Old 97’s “too far to care” it’s great one of the og alt-country albums

Chabitz@chabitz· Nov 27

Biscuit has moved directly into the nap portion of festivities

An orange cat sleeping on his back, paws in the air

Chabitz@chabitz· Nov 23

A movie that takes place where you’re from

Darry, Ponyboy, Two-Bit and Soda getting ready to square up in “The Outsiders”

Chabitz@chabitz· Oct 28

My brain watching this game

A graphic showing the location of all the throne pitches in tonight’s game and it looks like someone’s brain blowing up

Chabitz@chabitz· Oct 28

A screenshot from Dodger Stadium and the 2018 World Series #worldseries #coffeenachosandicecream

A screenshot from the 2018 World Series that says they had to reopen concessions because the game is going so long. All they have is nachos coffee and ice cream.

Chabitz@chabitz· Sep 28

Age yourself with a film you viewed in the theater as a youth

A still from “E.T. The extraterrestrial” with ET and Elliott. ET’s heart-light is glowing ❤️

Chabitz@chabitz· Sep 27

Happy Caturday, Bluesky #caturday

A large orange cat resting on a stuffed Snorlax

Chabitz@chabitz· Sep 20

Pistols firin’

The TU mascot. It’s a dude in a football uniform with what looks like an upside-down beige poop emoji on his head

Chabitz@chabitz· Sep 9

Also I’ve worked in tax accounting: you can depreciate livestock

Fuck these people it’s a picture of some asshole, giving Epstein a check for a “fully depreciated” woman

Chabitz@chabitz· Sep 9

I don’t have words to articulate it but in essence I agree with this take (From Gillian Flynn)

A quote from Gillian Flynn: I’d like to scrape up some sense of triumph over the fact that many courageous women have raised their voices. But I don’t feel triumph. I feel humiliated and angry. They hate us. That’s my immediate thought with each new revelation: they hate us. And then a more sick making suspicion: they don’t care about us enough to hate us. We are simply a form of livestock.

Chabitz@chabitz· Sep 2

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?

A celebratory sheet cake with wobbly writing saying “congration you done it”

Chabitz@chabitz· Sep 1

That’s this guy

Back when I was a kid you didn’t need Joe Rogan. Your best friend had a 27-year-old brother who was a fucking loser. He would smoke pot in a room with black light posters and tell you the Mayans invented cell phones.

Chabitz@chabitz· Aug 27

I wish I could be this relaxed, ever

An orange cat sleeping contentedly on his back

Chabitz@chabitz· Jul 27

What perfect album came out when you were sixteen?

The cover of “Life’s Rich Pageant,” a 1986 album by R.E.M.

Chabitz@chabitz· Jul 22

Hey there

A chonky Orange cat reclining, belly exposed, unbothered

Chabitz@chabitz· Jun 28

Biscuit celebrating caturday the only way he knows how #caturday

An orange cat mid-yawn, half-asleep on his back, belly out for all to see, achieving the kind of worry-free state of relaxation I can only dream about

Chabitz@chabitz· Jun 22

Biscuit concern level: .5 only elevated because I woke him up to ask him how he’s feeling I’m envious

An orange cat looking 80% asleep and 20% mad you’re bothering him

Chabitz@chabitz· Jun 13

When everything is just too much I have to stop, take a deep breath, and consider Biscuit

A rotund orange cat leans back and looks at you with a peaceful gaze that says “hey girl we’re all in this together and I’m here for you”

Chabitz@chabitz· Jun 5

No I didn’t want to put anything there thanks sir

An orange cat inserting himself into the reorganization of my pantry. I can’t continue til he moves

Chabitz@chabitz· Jun 5

A screenshot of a tweet by Jason Isbell, who says “ I think every contestant in the hot dog eating contest should have to eat only one hot dog, and they judge on style“ and then a reply from The Mountain Goats saying “this is a revolutionary take”

No, I don’t know why I save these things; it made me laugh

Also go listen to Southeastern from Isbell and All Hail West Texas from the Mountain Goats 🐐

Chabitz@chabitz· May 16

As someone who enjoys hating on Oklahoma City, thank you for reminding me of this

A Vernon Maxwell tweet that reads “I’m not sure why I’m getting so much heat from OKC fans. I think it’s a great city. They have a great Walmart and the VHS section of their blockbuster always has a nice selection. People in Utah would die to have these things. #BeGrateful

Chabitz@chabitz· Apr 26

An old tweet describing a New York Times article on Stephen Miller recounting how, in high school, he jumped into the final stretch of a girls’ track event in an attempt to prove God knows what. That’s some fucked up nonsense

Chabitz@chabitz· Apr 12

Creative loafing

An orange cat sleeping on his back, paws in the air like he just don’t care

Chabitz@chabitz· Apr 3

I only remember this speech because of Titus Andronicus’ “A More Perfect Union” but

Abraham Lincoln’s Lyceum Address: From whence shall we expect the approach of danger? Shall some transatlantic giant step the earth and crush us at a blow? Never! All the armies of Europe and Asia could not, by force take a drink from the Ohio river or set a track on the Blue Ridge in the trial of 1000 years. If destruction be our lot, we ourselves must be its author and finisher. as a nation of free men, we will live forever, or die by suicide.

Chabitz@chabitz· Mar 16

Like, I’m old enough to remember this?

Pictures of crates of asbestos with Trumps faced stamped on them; a thank-you message from a Russian producer

Chabitz@chabitz· Jan 23

Here’s Biscuit

An orange tabby cat with his eyes closed, leaning away like he might be falling asleep while you tell him all about your day

Chabitz@chabitz· Jan 16

How you doin’

A big ginger dude cat sitting up and looking off into the distance like he knows something

Chabitz@chabitz· Jan 16

Calling all Trekkies! Show me one picture from Star Trek that perfectly embodies your aura.

It’s the Doomsday Machine, from OG Star Trek. It looks like a hollow headless snake and it swallows planets whole. Yes I am having a great day today why do you ask

Chabitz@chabitz· Jan 3

If I had two, would they fight our just try to out-recline each other

An orange cat sitting like Al Bundy with a paw in his waistband

Chabitz@chabitz· Dec 28

I am constantly insulted on this platform

An orange cat sitting kind of like a person, zoned out like you’re telling him all about your beef with Doug from accounting and he does not care