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Chackanory

@chackanory

trash mammal - innocent bistoner - tempus fuckit she/her

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Chackanory@chackanory· 21d

Exploded can from above but with eyes, it's singing a happy song from its burpy mouth

Chackanory@chackanory· 26d

My vote is for this one

Woman 1: it's weird how 9/11 became a nationa holiday
Woman 2: oh no! That means...
Jack Skellington opens a whimsical door in a tree, and steps through. He exits an airplane bathroom, singing "what's this?"
We pan out to the twin towers moments before impact.
"What's this?"

Chackanory@chackanory· Jun 22

I had to look it up and aww yeah

Cover of Owls Don't Blink by A. A. Fair. An owl perches dramatically on the barrel of a gun. A man lies dead in a pool of blood in the background, the owl looks unrepentant and ready to kill again

Chackanory@chackanory· Jun 20

Ralph Fiennes covered in iodine and face paint, pretending to be the devil in 28 Years Later: Bone Temple. Iron Maiden is playing

Chackanory@chackanory· Jun 15

Gaetan "Mole" Molière from Disney's 2001 animated film Atlantis: The Lost Empire

Chackanory@chackanory· Mar 19

I have never been in an argument on the internet. I skip, elf-like, over the discourse. If someone got mad I didn't notice cos of how fabulous my hair was that day

Legolas from the 1978 animated Lord of the Rings. He is an absolute derp, unburdened by a single thought. His hair is pretty

Chackanory@chackanory· Mar 17

Ray from Achewood admonishes his nephew: "you couldn't wear your pants any lower, so you made tiny pants for each leg! SAY IT!"
lil nephew (who is indeed wearing the described pants situation, not shown in this panel) replies: "Jeez! It's the style! Shut UP!"

Chackanory@chackanory· Mar 16

Pic of a purple unicorn plushy named Freckles, she is plump and huggable

Chackanory@chackanory· Mar 5

Your vibes are immaculate I'm afraid

Snufkin, managing to be scruffy and fancy AT THE SAME TIME, a true icon

Chackanory@chackanory· Mar 5

You and me:

Maleficent, sleek and glamorous and hot, you can tell she has Schemes

Madam Mim, adorable, keeps an unknown quantity of garbage in her hair, been high for twenty years

Chackanory@chackanory· Mar 5

Mac from Always Sunny explaining power bottoms to Frank
"A power bottom is a bottom that is capable of receiving an enormous amount of power"

Chackanory@chackanory· Mar 4

Ray from Achewood reacting to Cartilage Head

Chackanory@chackanory· Feb 14

Happy Captain Cook Comeuppance Day!! 🥳

Captain Cook being thoroughly stabbed by unimpressed Indigenous people in Hawaii

Chackanory@chackanory· Jan 21

@upfromsumdirt.bsky.social happy belated birthday and thankyou from australia 💜

The beautiful cover of "The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife", a book of poetry by Upfromsumdirt

Chackanory@chackanory· Jan 7

It's giving Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary

Master Shake rocking out to the birthday song he wrote

Chackanory@chackanory· Jan 6

STICKERRRSSS!! @pastability.bsky.social vtuber stickers from hummingbirdanddaisy.com

Shiny holographic stickers featuring a sentient colander of pasta emoting adorably

Chackanory@chackanory· Oct 30

I dunno what this guy's deal is but SAME, birb, same

Close-up of the most startled and disheveled looking bird from the collection posted by OP

Chackanory@chackanory· Sep 17

@bitterkarella.bsky.social SHE'S HERE

The cover of Moonflow by Bitter Karella, featuring a woman's dissolving body below bone-coloured mushrooms that grow together into an elaborate skeleton. It looks a bit like a psychedelic band poster

Chackanory@chackanory· Aug 10

This appeared directly below your post on my timeline

A toilet sign reading "men" and subtitles reading "ominous music"

Chackanory@chackanory· Jun 18

For your edification:

Sewing machine diagram humorously mislabeled - "cryhole", "horn of Gondor", "flux capacitor" and the like

Chackanory@chackanory· May 10

This little lady lives among my treasures next to my computer and LOOK AT THAT PINKY TOE, you cannot see it and not know that goodness exists in this world

My plant-headed lady reclining plumpy on a shelf full of stuff. Her pose is lady-like and one little pinky toe is perked up, like a little finger on a hand holding a fancy tea cup

Chackanory@chackanory· Apr 13

Oh nooo here have this

A cinnamon brown pibble face (with ears) resting in her fluffy dog bed

Chackanory@chackanory· Feb 24

Orders are open again for these soft gorgeous blankets!!

Blanket by kressendoe featuring a beast holding a large blossom in earthy jewel tones, with a border of flowers and starbursts

Chackanory@chackanory· Jan 20

What is happening

The next post on my feed after this one is a Shakespeare quote also mentioning eggs (posting for clout?)

Chackanory@chackanory· Dec 7

Post someone you’ve been told you look like, who you definitely don’t look like

Lucy Lawless, pictured here as Xena

I fuckin wish

Chackanory@chackanory· Sep 21

Roast Beef from the webcomic Achewood
He went to space one time and to incentivise his return to earth his friends recreated the tv series Cheers
He came back immediately and was filled with delight, pictured here
His eyes are large and shining, and he is exclaiming "hee hee! Oh, hee hee hee!"

Chackanory@chackanory· Jul 26

Frog with suspenders and a pistol, caption reads "Don't ever put me in a situation"

Chackanory@chackanory· Jul 25

Sleeping dog with her head in my lap

Chackanory@chackanory· Jul 2

My timeline, where Lena posts "I wish Elden ring would let me be more of a heal slut, I just wanna heal my wife is that so wrong" immediately above Stella saying "IS THIS BITCH HEALING WHEN AHE HITS ME"

Chackanory@chackanory· Jul 1

tag yourself I'm "Mince Disappointment"

A Guide To British Food
Pig Flaps 'n' Wheat (ham sandwich)
Petrol Station Foetus (scotch egg)
Booze Soup (god knows)
Slurry Mulch (peas?)
Brown (yep)
Foreskins crumble tube (sausage roll)
Buttered Stodge (now hear me out)
Dry Potato Dry (chip butty)
Innards Prison (meat pie)
Devon Meat Envelope (pasty)
Jam Clag (scone)
Mince Disappointment (shepherd's pie)