Breaking: White House announces USS Natalie is ready for combat, built with the latest paddleship technology and covered in gold to celebrate War.

breaking: new battleship design... Trump class USS Natalie

When I read this in 6th grade I'd already had my detective agency running for four years. This book became my favorite all time book of childhood... well, next to about a dozen others later in life.

"The Italians are coming!"

I’m on a new drug now, called Nofkx

I think we are between 3 and 4 now

They like to wear this

The face when tens of thousands boo you

Let’s talk about proof

he's so fucked

Seriously high

well, it's hard to fit his son's wedding in when he's so busy golfing (in green)

let's dig in

He’s not alone (this tweet is dated)

He’s hiding quite a bit… like why didn’t he have any bank accounts?

Did anyone ask about this?

Golden

Hate often mistakes fellow haters for being like-minded, but that’s just one Achilles

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We’re on it