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Prof PB Ottom

@chaff

Bovine cyber science, MA Oxon, Cantab. Semper fudge

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Prof PB Ottom@chaff· 28d

this is my office goth look

Me wearing a subtle gothic print shirt dress

Prof PB Ottom@chaff· 28d

Finally bought myself this

A green t-shirt with the words “go piss girl” in pink and an illustration of two piss cups

Prof PB Ottom@chaff· Jul 13

he just stares at me until I fuss over him

black and white cat just fully lying down on my desk and keyboard looking absolutely thrilled with himself

Prof PB Ottom@chaff· Jul 13

well now I can’t work

A black and white cat sat on my desk in front of my keyboard and monitor

Prof PB Ottom@chaff· Jul 10

Lmao. It’s one of these, so not actually far off the pinching thing. the idea was it covered the hair loss at the back, and hid the how the lengths were thinner

A series of hair claws, including the back of a woman’s head modelling one

Prof PB Ottom@chaff· Jul 9

my husband got to kick a door in

an old cream door, probably filled with lead paint, with a missing door mechanism and a big split in the wood

Prof PB Ottom@chaff· Jul 9

when will my lover, winter, come back from the war

ben affleck pushing an entire ice cream cone into his mouth

Prof PB Ottom@chaff· Jul 8

a bit silly? i want it on record that i am very silly, mister

de-bonsoir.bsky.social

But they did, so they're a bit silly aren't they, a bit like you

Prof PB Ottom@chaff· Jun 29

A headline from the Met Office which reads “A largely settled period before another potential heatwave early next week”

Prof PB Ottom@chaff· Jun 27

I think I’ve found one post

Prof PB Ottom@chaff· Jun 26

was looking up goldcrests and unfortunately, I might have to shed my professor status for this name

“Goldcrest-spotting season, as migrant arrivals boost numbers. Goldcrests often tag along with roaming tit flocks - so if you think you've spotted a Blue Tit, it's always worth a second look!”

Prof PB Ottom@chaff· Jun 25

this is incredible

A slide (assume AI generated) that reads:

“It was the goose that created value
74 - 3 = 71”

With three golden eggs underneath. To the left is a goose with its wings outstretched and on the goose it reads:

“Goose value 71”

Prof PB Ottom@chaff· Jun 22

seeing stancil weigh in on starmer

The hurricane neddy episode of the Simpsons where Ned has a go at Lisa do butting in. I’ve amended it to be about will stancil

Prof PB Ottom@chaff· Jun 20

I actually want this for my office

A library poster saying “Know your role Read” with wrestlers The Rock, Chyna and Mick Foley posing in a wrestling ring with books

Prof PB Ottom@chaff· Jun 20

incredible lmao

It’s a picture of Fabio holding a book and the word Read at the top

Prof PB Ottom@chaff· Jun 16

Thanks guys, I’m looking forward to having all my posts taken seriously from now on

My new name is Prof PB Ottom.

My bio now reads Bovine cyber science, MA Oxon, Cantab.

Semper fudge

Prof PB Ottom@chaff· Jun 14

the cat came in and made like he was going to leave so mr chaff got up, then the cat immediately stole his seat lmao

A black and white cat stretching out on a green velvet sofa

Prof PB Ottom@chaff· Jun 12

They are responding to the quoted post, which is what used Belfast to start gun discourse.

Prof PB Ottom@chaff· Jun 5

Xeni on twitter saying “homie what set you from”

Prof PB Ottom@chaff· Jun 2

this review has ended me

a black ribbon gilet

Customer review of said gilet:
The product made me look like a big spinning brush in a car wash.
Not for me I'm afraid.

Prof PB Ottom@chaff· Jun 1

Really looking forward to reading this @stefmowords.bsky.social!

A copy of the book The House on Utopia Way by Stefan Mohamed

Prof PB Ottom@chaff· May 29

The Simpsons. Milhouse is explaining to Bart about how a building fell over. I’ve edited the text to read “first they started falling”

Prof PB Ottom@chaff· Apr 24

lost my 21 year old hair dryer today, F in the chat etc

An old tweet from Wayne Rooney about Whitney Houston dying. I’ve edited Whitney to the word hairdryer

“Hairdryer has passed away. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @“

Prof PB Ottom@chaff· Apr 19

my husband sent me this on whatsapp and I laughed for a full 5 minutes

robin Williams in bicentennial man. It’s a robot that is just robin williams

Prof PB Ottom@chaff· Apr 6

Everyone stop arguing and watch this starling

Prof PB Ottom@chaff· Apr 2

A paper by an author called AA Aharon

the Key & Peele substitute teacher sketch

Prof PB Ottom@chaff· Mar 28

Here!

screenshot that reads:
“bitch, I'm talking about politics in a place where I know all the data, and where I am communication with local organizers, and representatives of local organizations. I know more about local politics around the world than most people living in those countries, and I certainly know more than you.”

Prof PB Ottom@chaff· Mar 26

reading takes on Bluesky

Screencap of the Simpsons with maggie wearing a sign that reads ‘I’m a stupid baby’. A woman and man from social services pick her up saying “stupid babies need the most attention”

Prof PB Ottom@chaff· Mar 17

it only gets more powerful the more you post it

an account who did a reply and block last night who says '"You say while your username is literally "PowerBottom 5000"'

Prof PB Ottom@chaff· Mar 8

here he is

Benedict cumberbatch in the film between two ferns looking very worm like