Caturday reflections.

It's been quite a day.

#WhatsNiceAbout patience? Karma.

No one gets in my way at 3 AM; I move at breakneck speed once I get my momentum. #WhyIWorkBestAtNight

#IKnowAGuyWho can hook you up with some nip.

Cat napping in the sun.

#IfYouFollowTheCrowd don't be a lemming.

We're an American Banned #RestrictionsInASongOrMovie

#MonstersJustLove Cheerios

#IGotAYellowCardFor parking in the wrong spot.

#TechnologicalTV Square JPEGs

The Brady Bots #TechnologicalTV

#WhenYouCantFindAnswers ask Jeeves.

#WhenYouCantFindAnswers go eat lunch.

Sean Spicer's cat is in hiding.

Hark! Who goes there? Did you hear that? Methinks someone opened a can of cat food next door.

Don't look at anyone #WhenItGetsCrowded

I'm getting in shape for #MyNextBigBreakthrough

#WhenThereAreNoEggrolls there are always Tootsie Rolls.

#MyBestPerformanceIsAt dinnertime.

#WhenTheLiftIsntWorking Scotty, get a bucket and beam me up!

#InMyWitchyLair the Council will decide your fate.

So what are you reading?

#TheOnlyTimeIYell is when I want to eat.

I #SurvivedBy staying under the radar.

Finding a decent desk lamp #MyOnlyObsession

It's Friday; go away. I will not be interacting with anyone until Monday. You have my feeding schedule and bowl location. #TGIF

Source: Toonstory www.instagram.com/p/DRJNbR2irkc/

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Do I look impressed by RFK's snake wrangling? Wait, what? He got bit. Did the snake(s) die?