this is the nastiest fortune cookie fortune i’ve ever gotten????

any guesses?

Partial face reveal???

this article barely mentions the cold war? i am so mad????

joke’s on you, scammer. i hate children.

my uncle’s dog is a stunna 🥺

forgot to post that i was on a plane the other day 🥲

I do have to say I was CLOSE to Rosalia last night 😊

I bought front row seated tickets 30 mins ago lol

don’t let kelly on claude

did i do good job cutting my fish?

marked safe from not having champagne today 🥰

should my new schtick be posting the wines i drink that are older than my parents’ divorce?

Went to the Spy Museum solely to see the ice pick that killed Trotsky which is wrongfully not kept at the Trotsky house in CDMX. That’s the real crime.

in case you forgot what i look like

also a drinkable wine from california—and an albariño

a drinkable wine from california!

we did good tonight, boys. we did good.

tonight’s little treat <3

cheers sir!

me when i see one of those videos of men crushing watermelons with their thighs:

just happy to be here <3

tiktok just called me a f*ggot 😭😭😭

mildly overstimulated at the wine shop

not the photo they used giving grinch 😭😭😭😭

my haul from france is kinda epic tbh

thought: if you open sniffies up here, are you cruising squared?

bought this because the label was fun. did not know the price until i googled it. ama.