Charlie Goodman
@charliegoodman
Straight. Older man. Nice behaviour. Dirty mind. 😏
If she wasn't going to clean my house, why did she bring that maid costume?
"Hey, Charlie! Nice peonies!" My annoyingly sexy neighbor and her friend were drinking wine, getting loud and giggly. "Do you need help to make it grow bigger?" More giggles... Stupid woman. What does she know about gardening anyway?
It started raining when I was out running. But it was nice anyway.
A mademoiselle from Tolouse Said, Monsieur, what do you choose? You like pussy? Ah oui! Or you like sodomi? Now tell me which hole you will use!
There was a young lady from Philly I thought she was pure as a lily 🤍 But to my surprise She gave me those eyes And placed her hand on my willy! 😳
At the stroke of midnight, Cinderella rushed away from the ball. "Oh dear!" she said, when she cunningly dropped her panties on the stairs. The Prince found them, picked them up, and sniffed. And then he murmured, in a dark voice: "I'm coming after you, baby!"
We'll wake up hungover tomorrow. As usual, I'll be tired and you'll be... randy. But you can play with my dick and suck on it, if you want. You can use me for your pleasure. Ride me! I give you permission. I'll just lie on my back and enjoy it.
I'm not shy, so I'll start. Here's one that I've posted before, but I think it's nice.
Why the fancy suit, you might ask. It's because I'm expecting my 600th follower soon, and I want to look good. Maybe I'm overdressed? Tell me if I'm overdressed.