Hats off to the marketing genius at American Golf who came up with this promo. Get in there quick while stocks last!

I don’t know what the answer is, but this has to be the wrong question

Why does this story start with an emphasis on one of the perp’s favourite hobbies?

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS BLATTER

Wtf was I thinking…

The real crime here is the price of the petrol 😳

Eng hype train comes off the rails. Getting slaughtered now.

This is how you do it. (Looking at you America)

Did someone put Capita in charge of supplying the Olympic medals?

Interesting!

Of course. There’s nothing they won’t defend. Truth has no value.

Ooh! Is he Irish Qualified?

What, Rylan? Why didn’t Man Yoo think of that?

Sadly you never see this headline when markets are hitting lows, which is exactly when you should see it.

A late entry for most stupid question of the year

They spent the first million on lottery tickets

Free speech latest

@thetimes.com trying to get a second week out of this total non-story

Harsh

Cyclists routinely run red lights. In other news, grass is green and the Pope’s a Catholic

Just when you thought Trump couldn’t get any more stupid

It seems to be taking a long time for Trump to realise that Putin is taking the piss out of him.

Ah would you stop Barnesie. Pollock has played 30 mins of test rugby. He is in the most competitive position by far for Lions selection. At least one world class flanker is going to get left behind as it is.

Quite funny

Here you go, I found some UK gov stats. www.gov.uk/government/s...

Here is the original post. This is what I have been addressing. Perhaps you think you joined a different conversation?

“Long and difficult journey to end war”. That’s strange. Trump said he would end the war on day one?

Because they are shit

That’s a long list. Will read it tomorrow. Maybe.

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