miz bidgewell

@cheeseboygers

[high-pitched grinding noises] (he/him) [28° scoliotic curvature]

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miz bidgewell@cheeseboygers· 12d

YouTube video called "Shoes are chocolate for the feet. Pain is the contrail of the spirit..." By a channel called "feldspar_essence" with 145K subs and a cosmic owl pfp. The video image is bright swirling sacred geometry stuff with two glowing flares emergency from the 3rd eyes of a pair of Cathys from the comic strip Cathy. Above them is "ACK!"

miz bidgewell@cheeseboygers· 14d

too much online discourse is just this it is very boring

3 panel comic from Lisa the vegetarian. Janie says, are you gonna marry a carrot, socialist? Lisa rolls her eyes and says, yes, in gonna marry a carrot. The others get excited and shout, she admitted it!

miz bidgewell@cheeseboygers· 14d

this is what all youtube videos look like now

youtube player for a video called "In nine days, true regularity will find you. You are twelve years old." by a channel called "the odessa steps"
which has an obscure moon illustration as its pfp. the video in the window is a tarot card illustration of a blindfolded figure holding two crossed swords, in between which is the text, "Remove the stone of shame. Attach the stone of triumph." The video is 3:33:26 long.

miz bidgewell@cheeseboygers· 16d

story checks out

Cover of the Olsen twins movie "How The West Was Fun" with the Olsen twins dressed in Western garb superimposed onto the sky over mountains

Screaming cowboy in the sky above mountains

miz bidgewell@cheeseboygers· 19d

been rippin' this kitty's eyes off for years now. i can only imagine what they did to piss off zeus...

The perforations on the box of cat food runs directly through the face of the fluffy white mascot cat.

miz bidgewell@cheeseboygers· 24d

mods are asleep time to post redwall jimothy

Jimothy the famous Portland raccoon with a redwall character's robe and walking stick superimposed onto him

miz bidgewell@cheeseboygers· 26d

Vintage ad for Eden Valley Cottage Cheese with a header that says, "Yes, I'm a Cottage Cheese walnut. And I'm delicious!" Below is an image of a walnut shell opened a bit and filled with cottage cheese.

miz bidgewell@cheeseboygers· 27d

this is me but metaphorically

illustration of a drowsy rising sun picking up a dude and cramming him into its mouth

miz bidgewell@cheeseboygers· Jul 9

hell yeah it is werrrrrk

bird feeder camera still with stanced-up grackle looking at you hard with its head cocked and legs spread in a power pose

miz bidgewell@cheeseboygers· Jul 6

love the footsie

Detroit Lions shirt with three giant biker lions looking over Detroit

miz bidgewell@cheeseboygers· Jun 30

strangest roast i've ever experienced

Email from oddball.com
Subject: Still Got Big Feet?
We know your feet definitely did not shrink.

miz bidgewell@cheeseboygers· Jun 29

my Univex Mercury II, a truly idiosyncratic half-frame camera ca. "1947." fully mechanical, it features comprehensive exposure & focusing guides & a somewhat baffling but marvelous rotary shutter. i own older cameras, but this is the most unique. bonus: note the signature(s) of its original owner.

a metal mechanical camera with several seemingly unnecessary knobs and dials, stylishly contoured leatherette, and a round bulge on top with focal measurements according to aperture size

back of camera with focal depth guide, circular exposure dial with three rings that match up lighting conditions and camera settings, and a film identification dial

Leather camera case with "Mercury II" in the middle

Camera sorting next its case, which is opened to reveal the owner's written i.d.:

Tony "Stinky" Madaio
"Windy City"
"1947"

With 4 symmetrically-arrayed iterations of his signature

miz bidgewell@cheeseboygers· Jun 21

this heap of horseshit is a waste of celluloid and john wayne can eat hot coals in hell

title screen from the movie "The Searchers" on a television in a darkened living room

miz bidgewell@cheeseboygers· Jun 19

i made this a few months ago and i finally feel sufficiently braindead to post it

Vince McMahon getting progressively more organic to lyrics from "be our guest" from beauty and the beast:

SOUP DU JOUR, HOT HORS-D'OEUVRES

WHY, WE ONLY LIVE TO SERVE

TRY THE GREY STUFF, IT'S DELICIOUS!

DIDN'T BELIEVE ME? ASK THE DISHES!

miz bidgewell@cheeseboygers· Jun 16

i hate that randos' comments will just suddenly show up during youtube videos as if they're important content relevant to the video, but in some contexts it's actually very good