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Chet Scoville

@chesterscoville

Academic knuckleballer.

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Chet Scoville@chesterscoville· 26d

That photo of Rob Ford at the raising of the Pride flag, all alone, off in the corner by himself

Chet Scoville@chesterscoville· Jul 16

This is fine

Radar map of air quality, showing the entire region at 11

Chet Scoville@chesterscoville· Jul 15

When all is said and done, this little cartoon may be the century’s definitive work of art.

The New Yorker cartoon by Tom Toro, where a trio of kids are sitting around a campfire in a blasted desert landscape. A man in a ragged business suit is also sitting there, saying, "Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders.”

Chet Scoville@chesterscoville· Jul 15

There was no need for this to happen.

Screenshot of radar map, showing southern Ontario drowning in wildfire smoke, with Air Quality Index of 11 at its worst

Chet Scoville@chesterscoville· Jul 6

The Star Wars opening crawl, but it says:

Episode IV
IT WAS ALL SO STUPID

Seriously, you would not believe how stupid it was. Every day, unrelentingly, just the dumbest stuff, by the absolute worst people. And what made it worse was knowing that we'd brought this on ourselves.

Chet Scoville@chesterscoville· Jul 2

Gosh, it’s hot

The Abominable Snowman from the old Warner Brothers cartoon, sitting in a beach chair under an umbrella, fanning himself and saying “gosh it’s hot” as he melts

Chet Scoville@chesterscoville· Jun 26

I can accept that

Screenshot of that britmonkey political quiz, showing my closest match is Zohran Mamdani

Chet Scoville@chesterscoville· Jun 25

LOL

Screenshot of part of Jeff Hoffman’s baseball-reference page including a -0.3 WAR for 2026

Chet Scoville@chesterscoville· Jun 19

Dog checking computer meme: “Let’s just check the Jays game score — good lord.”

Chet Scoville@chesterscoville· Jun 11

Old fashioned I know, but

Poster image of “Chariots of Fire,” a movie I once saw described as “Rocky for English majors.”

Chet Scoville@chesterscoville· Jun 10

Terry Gilliam in the Monty Python “Most Awful Family in Britain” sketch. He’s lying on a hideous couch, his ratty overalls stretched over a distended gut, and covered in spilled baked beans. He is shouting “I’ve run out of beans!”

Chet Scoville@chesterscoville· Jun 9

What you do when you reach your destination

A pub table in Vancouver, with half-done pints of Guinness and Innis & Gunn, an empty dish of what was bangers and mash, and a plate of mostly done cottage pie

Chet Scoville@chesterscoville· Jun 9

Dude you didn’t have to follow our train like this jeez

A bear, tromping through the Rocky Mountains yesterday morning, following our train

Chet Scoville@chesterscoville· Jun 9

View of a railroad bridge crossing over a river in wooded BC

Chet Scoville@chesterscoville· Jun 8

River curving through the British Columbia badlands.

Chet Scoville@chesterscoville· Jun 8

Eagle in a tree, looking away for prey. He is uninterested in our train.

Chet Scoville@chesterscoville· Jun 8

Saying goodbye to Kamloops

Chet Scoville@chesterscoville· Jun 8

Sunset over the Thompson River, approaching Kamloops

Chet Scoville@chesterscoville· Jun 7

The Columbia Mountains, glowing violet in the half-light, as seen from Beaver Valley

Chet Scoville@chesterscoville· Jun 7

The Continental Divide marker in the Canadian Rockies. A snowy scene of pine forest, taken on June 7th.

Chet Scoville@chesterscoville· Jun 7

Interior view of the Rocky Mountaineer, about to set out from Banff.

Chet Scoville@chesterscoville· Jun 3

Panorama view of the Rockies as seen from the top of the Banff Gondola

Chet Scoville@chesterscoville· May 31

Good morning Rockies

Landscape of the Canadian Rockies under rain and mist, in front of a long pine wood.

Chet Scoville@chesterscoville· May 29

Great, deservedly harsh review: but nothing compared to the absolute beating in the linked “Rate My Professors” reviews

“Every person in this man's circle is either a victim of mold exposure or a name listed in the epstein files”

Chet Scoville@chesterscoville· May 25

It’s a classic for a reason:

wint @dril
"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

Chet Scoville@chesterscoville· May 23

I mean what is this nonsense

Screenshot of weather app saying it’s 9C feeling like 1C

Chet Scoville@chesterscoville· May 23

The USS Enterprise orbits a planet in a ST:TNG title card. The title reads "THE ONE WITH THE SPACE HIPPIES, MAN"

Chet Scoville@chesterscoville· May 21

Lucy from “Peanuts” saying “Christ, what an asshole.”

Chet Scoville@chesterscoville· May 12

Been waiting for a chance to use this

Golden age hero “Super-American” from Fight Comics 15 (1941), zooming into frame to confront a Nazi soldier with the words “PARDON THE INTRUSION, BUT ALL THIS SEEMS A TRIFLE UNCONSTITUTIONAL!”

Chet Scoville@chesterscoville· May 8

Best film adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only.

Movie poster of “Strange Brew”, with stock Moran’s and Dave Thomas as Bob and Doug McKenzie.