The Lexaprofessional
@chicargocult
Posso mangiare il vetro, non me fa male.
YELLOW FINCH ALERT Two lil birds coming down on the seeds of cone flowers
The help desk' reaction when I'm dissatisfied that it took three weeks to get MS Office activated on my new laptop
In what may be the largest challenge of my life, I'm attempting to finish my basement
"full body ultrasound" Some Healthineer at an office in Erlangen:
Zero fucking idea what my neighbors are doing, it's been like this for days
Did my annual alley tidying and chopped back this tree to the roots. Proud of myself for attending to it before this nook became the perfect spot to drop a deuce in public
What in the world is going on with the lapels on Bovinos suit jacket (obviously orphaned from a full suit)
Like it's always a picture of a younger blonde woman and feels very trumpy (there's even one where the subject is wearing a bright red hat!)
Last VRBO I rented was decorated with a ton of love laugh love stuff, and then this plaque about hoping the dead kids in heaven need a water skiing instructor
Some people use this page of their Hobonichi planner to keep track of daily habits, but I fill in that circle just for surviving the day
Saw this at the boarding place and my first thought was "sick, they make ciggies for dogs now?" I think something might be wrong with me
S2FG this house is in shambles. I thought there was a slight draft through this window, turns out the entire sill is rotted out