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garlicccc 🧄

@childlessgambino

I hate your friends and they hate me too I am not a man kill your darlings. fuck AI one half of @bozemart.bsky.social 🫟 🔞 🇵🇸🍉

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garlicccc 🧄@childlessgambino· Jul 6

a drawing teacher once told me my drawings were "too cartoony." I was maybe ten years old anyway, people pay me now

ink illustration of a nude woman with her head inside a peach as if it's the pit, back bending over the roots and branches her limbs are morphing into

garlicccc 🧄@childlessgambino· Jun 21

guessing this will go over swell

Knicks font reminding everyone of the time the T&S guy liked barely legal porn on his business-facing account

garlicccc 🧄@childlessgambino· May 31

WE OUT HERE at Tiny Minotaur Come through for a glizzy, a sticker, and a damn good drag show ✨🔥

prints, zines, and smutty coloring books

garlicccc 🧄@childlessgambino· May 28

this is not an ad but I saw these are on sale and I just want you to be happy

my hand wearing lavender nail polish, holding a coral-pink silicone thrusting rabbit sex toy from Bellesa

garlicccc 🧄@childlessgambino· Apr 29

my friends are a more discerning bunch apparently

Popular With Friends feed completely empty

garlicccc 🧄@childlessgambino· Apr 22

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why.bsky.team
User Blocked by "The Great AI - NFT - CRYPTO cull"
User Blocking You

garlicccc 🧄@childlessgambino· Apr 21

told a friend I would paint his Warhammer army

Bella Swan in Twilight looking down with a thousand yard stare

garlicccc 🧄@childlessgambino· Apr 20

thought about how horrific the beginning of this movie was when I saw it as a child, looked up the poster and then read that Ray-fucking-Fahrenheit 451-Bradbury did the screenplay and suddenly it all makes sense

poster for Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland (1989)

closeup on "Concept for the screen by Ray Bradbury"

garlicccc 🧄@childlessgambino· Apr 18

Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social

Account Muted

Joined Sep '23

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pckt.blog/b/jcalabro/a...

The postmortem of the *last* big outage shows that it was because they DOS'd themselves through vibecoded slop.

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Jim's Pckt

April 2026 Outage Post-Mortem

Hey all! I'm Jim, and I do system-y things at

Bluesky. I'm here to give you some details about w...

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7:16 AM Apr 18, 2026 Everybody can reply

garlicccc 🧄@childlessgambino· Apr 16

stick drawing panel 1 of a group of people talking and one away from the group. second panel one guy sticks his head up and gives the guy away from the group a thumbs up. third panel a group of people talking and one away from the group

garlicccc 🧄@childlessgambino· Apr 16

boy dinner. avocado and onion and furikake and Japanese barbecue sauce

unappetizing closeup of a bunch of avocado and onion and spices

garlicccc 🧄@childlessgambino· Apr 15

mans is going to start insisting he's autistic or some shit

cbsmiami The controversial influencer known as Clavicular spoke out after he appeared to suffer a suspected overdose while livestreaming in Miami, prompting an emergency response and hospitalization. A Miami Fire-Rescue spokesperson said crews were called to Brickell after reports of a possible overdose involving a 20-year-old man, while viewers watching the stream grew concerned as he appeared increasingly "out of it" before the video abruptly ended.

Clavicular, whose real name is Braden Peters, later said the incident was "brutal," describing his substance use as a coping mechanism to feel "neurotypical" in public, while acknowledging it was not a real solution. Known for promoting the controversial "looksmaxxing" trend, he has openly discussed drug use in the past, and authorities have not released further details as the investigation into the incident continues.

garlicccc 🧄@childlessgambino· Apr 15

new hair who dis

me at work with orange and red hair

garlicccc 🧄@childlessgambino· Apr 13

is someone at Amazon on crack while they write these

The Blackcoat's Daughter

High school is rough for everyone, but things get a little more complicated when your prestigious all-girl prep school is severely isolated across a frozen landscape and your parents mysteriously fail to pick you up for winter break. Such is the case for Rose and Kat, the unfortunate teens at the centre of FEBRUARY.

garlicccc 🧄@childlessgambino· Apr 12

this is catastrophically boring

poster for David Cronenberg's movie The Shrouds (2024)

garlicccc 🧄@childlessgambino· Apr 12

incomprehensible beatnik avant garde trash incoming

Grindhouse Releasing copy of Palmer Rockey's "Scarlet Warning 666," the legendary lost film by Palmer Rockey

garlicccc 🧄@childlessgambino· Apr 9

hell yeah, love books that make you wish you were illiterate. may I also suggest this classique

Siri, Who Am I? by Sam Tschida

garlicccc 🧄@childlessgambino· Apr 8

fuck yeah roomscapes are the shit at any time. one of my favorite lofi channels just has this as the illustration with minor animations and it's just 🤌

screenshot of a lofi channel animation that just has the quasimodo creature sitting on a couch in a small apartment watching TV and smoking. it's full of details that make the space look lived-in. clutter on the coffee table, dirty plates, bric-a-brac on the shelves, etc.

garlicccc 🧄@childlessgambino· Apr 8

Vincent van Gogh, notable cheater (used a mirror) Self Portrait, c.1889 Self Portrait with Bandaged Ear, c.1889

Van Gogh's self portrait

Van Gogh's self portrait after he cut off his ear

garlicccc 🧄@childlessgambino· Apr 8

Leonardo da Vinci, cheating by painting a live person (Lisa del Giocondo) and creating arguably THE most famous art in history Mona Lisa, c.1503-1517?

The Mona Lisa

garlicccc 🧄@childlessgambino· Apr 8

more cheating from Vermeer, on one of the most famous paintings in the fucking world Girl With a Pearl Earring, c.1665-1667

Girl With a Pearl Earring

garlicccc 🧄@childlessgambino· Apr 8

Johannes Vermeer, who cheated by using not only live models, but a camera obscura The Milkmaid, c.1658

Vermeer's The Milkmaid, oil painting of a woman in front of a window pouring milk from a jug

garlicccc 🧄@childlessgambino· Apr 8

Jacob Van Es, cheater Still Life With Bacon, c.1617-66

still life oil painting of a plate of fruit beside a wine glass, a tankard, and a ham

garlicccc 🧄@childlessgambino· Apr 8

Caravaggio, famed cheater Still Life With Fruit on a Stone Ledge, c.1603

still life oil painting of various fruits

garlicccc 🧄@childlessgambino· Apr 8

today's page

my drawing/collage journal open to a page with a femme torso with Xs over the nipples. written around and on the body is "BREASTS ARE GREAT, BUT I DON'T WANT MINE. PLEASE. TAKE THEM."

garlicccc 🧄@childlessgambino· Apr 8

follow me and my partner @xaq.bsky.social's art account @bozemart.bsky.social if you would like intermittent illustrations and stuff

woman in bed with a tube of paint

Donna and Tom from Parks & Rec saying TREAT YO' SELF

Rust Cohle from True Detective nervously smoking a cigarette

potions roped to a belt at the ren faire

garlicccc 🧄@childlessgambino· Apr 6

sorry what

man holding a phone and looking up at someone questioningly

garlicccc 🧄@childlessgambino· Apr 6

waiting for bluesky to load

Lisa Simpson staring at an empty plate

garlicccc 🧄@childlessgambino· Apr 6

cursed double feature

The Wicker Man (2006)

The Beekeeper (2024)

garlicccc 🧄@childlessgambino· Apr 5

what ritual do I need to complete to prevent your arrival next year

Animal Crossing: New Horizons and it's bunny day so the yellow bunny "Zipper" is standing in the town square hopping along to some off-kilter carnival music, looking like a Five Nights at Freddy's escapee