Chima Simone Benson
@chimasimone
Perpetual momming. Eventual writing. Respirator on. Prayers up. In my preservation of self — and family — era. Forever survivor. Never complier. (Can you do it?) I'm not gonna be able to do it! (8x) M.A., USC Annenberg ••• 💖💚
August 3, 2009: A little splash of water flooded the house like a tsunami, as Fight Night surged & swept up every single houseguest for hours before receding, leaving rising tensions in its wake… How’s that for passive voice when describing my role in the longest, housewide fight in BB history? 😆
I narrowly escaped a vegetative state doing this. Good (Xennial) times.
Hibachi the rich is the moderate position. “PUT THEM OVER SOME HICKORY COALS.”
I can’t with this explosive diarrhea map of this shithole country in varying shades of brown.
“Stop calling it a ‘developing continent.’ Call it a crime scene. The West didn't develop Africa. Africa developed the West.” Colonialism didn’t just take land. It took wealth. It took lives. It took people. And the extraction is ongoing. Till this day! Till this day! Till this day!
Uncle Sam with that “I should’ve gone to the ER multiple constitutional crises ago,” cough, but he keeps insisting it’s just allergies.
“I try'ah! I try’ah! I try’ah!” Margaret Sasha. It’s not her fault. 😂
Us soon… I’m the one holding up the bearer of the good news, the old-timey radio. Photo caption: Dutch resistance members and civilians celebrate after hearing the news of Adolf Hitler’s death. *Not AI. The colorized historical photograph is as real as the pure glee!
MATERIALIZING: Gene Frenkle’s estate is in talks to bring “More Cowbell” to a 3D holographic performance of “(Don’t Fear) The Reaper.” This musical tribute to the birthday boy captures the sentiment of America and people worldwide.
Okay, I love this and her. I’m still not watching that roast. But Sheryl Underwood is one of the nicest and realest women in Hollywood.
Happy Mother’s Day! We moms love a controlled exhaustion mission. Operation: Full Send to REM.
Applause for the parents of this kid. Earnest, intelligent, and unintentionally funny. May he continue to have more sense than the entirety of the GOP.
More Easter irreverence… Highlights: “It's my last supper, I shouldn't have to pay.” “Get my DAD’s name out of your mouth!” 😆😆😆
My daughter’s first Dino egg at Mom’s urging. I thought it was cool. She’d like to go back to dyeing eggs with butterflies and flowers on them now. Thank you very much.